Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Baghdad Bombers v Las Vegas Bears at Abdu Prison

[Dingster]

Grats on the win Bombers and the hospitality this week. See you in after match function. The tumeric lattes will be flowing.

Thanks for your time Dr philreich

 

[gab213]

Thanks for the game and the week Bears, thanks for posting philreich . Great result Baghdad, about bloody time !

 

[philreich]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

BOM SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS
BOM               5    3        11   6        13   9        20   10   130      
LVB               7    0        12   4        15   6        18   9    117      
BOM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  LVB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
MeyTheNort  9  10 0  5  1  1  0  0  0   54  RookiePick   0  1  1  0  0  0  0  0  0    6
BLUEALLTHR  0  3  3  6  1  0  1  0  0   31  JoshWooden   0  7  3  7  1  0  1  0  0   45
The Sultan  0  4  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   25  kane249      0  9  6  9  0  0  1  0  0   60
kickthethi  0  6  5  6  0  0  1  0  0   42  Tommycash    0  5  1  3  1  1  1  0  0   26
snozulu     0  3  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   23  Chipmunk     0  3  4  15 0  0  0  0  0   51
ArdentEagl  0  4  2  6  1  0  0  0  0   34  Senor M      0  4  0  1  1  0  1  0  0   15
tomjoad     0  10 3  8  1  0  1  0  0   56  Matera92     0  11 7  9  1  0  2  0  0   70
Bovo        0  10 4  12 3  0  0  1  0   84  RonnieRave   0  10 2  8  2  0  1  1  1   64
SaintsSept  0  13 1  12 0  0  0  1  2   74  Art Vandel   0  9  1  9  0  0  0  0  0   48
Kilroy      0  4  2  8  1  0  2  1  0   38  Shadow Man   0  7  8  4  0  0  0  2  0   65
VeinGlorio  0  1  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   14  JoseMourin   0  5  4  5  1  0  0  1  0   47
JustaBattl  0  3  1  2  0  0  0  2  0   28  Electronic   0  8  4  7  1  1  0  2  1   68
iDon        0  1  0  0  1  0  1  1  0   10  Dingster     0  4  4  7  0  1  0  0  1   40
gab213      0  8  0  0  1  0  0  6  2   66  tony         0  4  4  4  0  0  1  2  0   41
KohPhi      0  7  0  0  0  0  1  3  4   40  MWPP         0  3  0  0  1  1  2  3  0   26
CursingFij  2  9  3  5  1  0  2  2  1   59  Test Tickl   21 10 0  5  1  1  1  1  1   70
Pugsley     0  12 0  10 2  6  1  0  1   68  Millky95     0  14 0  6  5  3  2  0  2   73
norway blu  0  10 0  11 10 6  2  0  0   92  Tandy        0  11 0  6  5  5  0  1  0   76
Jabba73     0  10 7  8  0  0  0  2  0   79  Jezmiester   0  5  0  0  0  0  1  3  2   32
Grav        0  6  4  11 0  1  1  1  0   56  Cap          0  3  1  0  2  0  0  2  1   33

            BOM   LVB
Hitouts   : 11   21 
Kicks     : 134  133 
Marks     : 39   50 
Handballs : 123  105 
Tackles   : 23   22 
Frees For : 14   13 
Frees Ag. : 13   14 
Smothers  : 0    1 
Ironouts  : 11   4 
Inside50  : 23   19 
Goals     : 20   18 
Behinds   : 10   9

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
.38 - Goal to SaintsSeptember (BOM) - BOM by 6 point(s).
3.54 - Goal to KohPhi (BOM) - BOM by 12 point(s).
5.1 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - BOM by 6 point(s).
6.22 - Goal to gab213 (BOM) - BOM by 12 point(s).
7.04 - Goal to Electronic_Renaissance (LVB) - BOM by 6 point(s).
8.1 - Goal to Test Tickle (LVB) - scores level.
10.5 - Goal to Shadow Man (LVB) - LVB by 6 point(s).
12.08 - Rushed behind to BOM - LVB by 5 point(s).
12.36 - Goal to KohPhi (BOM) - BOM by 1 point(s).
13.41 - Behind to KohPhi (BOM) - BOM by 2 point(s).
14.22 - Rushed behind to BOM - BOM by 3 point(s).
17.53 - Goal to Electronic_Renaissance (LVB) - LVB by 3 point(s).
18.48 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 9 point(s).
20.36 - Goal to iDon (BOM) - LVB by 3 point(s).
24.55 - Goal to Jezmiester40 (LVB) - LVB by 9 point(s).

Second Quarter :
2.28 - Rushed behind to BOM - LVB by 8 point(s).
2.52 - Goal to gab213 (BOM) - LVB by 2 point(s).
3.3 - Goal to Shadow Man (LVB) - LVB by 8 point(s).
5.06 - Behind to Millky95 (LVB) - LVB by 9 point(s).
7.04 - Goal to Grav (BOM) - LVB by 3 point(s).
7.49 - Behind to Test Tickle (LVB) - LVB by 4 point(s).
8.24 - Behind to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 5 point(s).
8.56 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 11 point(s).
11.15 - Goal to Jezmiester40 (LVB) - LVB by 17 point(s).
12.25 - Goal to gab213 (BOM) - LVB by 11 point(s).
13.33 - Goal to KohPhi (BOM) - LVB by 5 point(s).
15.01 - Behind to KohPhi (BOM) - LVB by 4 point(s).
16.32 - Behind to gab213 (BOM) - LVB by 3 point(s).
20.48 - Behind to Millky95 (LVB) - LVB by 4 point(s).
21.31 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 10 point(s).
23.24 - Goal to gab213 (BOM) - LVB by 4 point(s).
23.57 - Goal to RonnieRaven (LVB) - LVB by 10 point(s).
24.55 - Goal to Jabba73 (BOM) - LVB by 4 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.15 - Behind to RonnieRaven (LVB) - LVB by 5 point(s).
2.07 - Goal to Bovo (BOM) - BOM by 1 point(s).
2.57 - Goal to Tandy (LVB) - LVB by 5 point(s).
3.46 - Behind to Pugsley (BOM) - LVB by 4 point(s).
7.41 - Behind to SaintsSeptember (BOM) - LVB by 3 point(s).
10.3 - Goal to gab213 (BOM) - BOM by 3 point(s).
12.21 - Behind to SaintsSeptember (BOM) - BOM by 4 point(s).
19.25 - Goal to JoseMourinho (LVB) - LVB by 2 point(s).
23.24 - Goal to Jezmiester40 (LVB) - LVB by 8 point(s).
24.34 - Behind to Jezmiester40 (LVB) - LVB by 9 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.07 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 15 point(s).
2.24 - Behind to Jezmiester40 (LVB) - LVB by 16 point(s).
4.33 - Goal to Jabba73 (BOM) - LVB by 10 point(s).
6 - Goal to tony (LVB) - LVB by 16 point(s).
7.16 - Goal to Kilroy (BOM) - LVB by 10 point(s).
8.28 - Behind to KohPhi (BOM) - LVB by 9 point(s).
9.22 - Goal to CursingFijian (BOM) - LVB by 3 point(s).
12.43 - Goal to tony (LVB) - LVB by 9 point(s).
13.29 - Goal to CursingFijian (BOM) - LVB by 3 point(s).
15.1 - Goal to JustaBattler (BOM) - BOM by 3 point(s).
17.32 - Goal to gab213 (BOM) - BOM by 9 point(s).
19.21 - Goal to JustaBattler (BOM) - BOM by 15 point(s).
23.2 - Behind to Dingster (LVB) - BOM by 14 point(s).
23.49 - Behind to Electronic_Renaissance (LVB) - BOM by 13 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

BOM
Kilroy               0 (On) 42.28 (Off) 54.21 (On) 88.41 (Off) 95.19 (On) Total : 81%
BLUEALLTHRU          0 (On) Total : 100%
The Sultan           0 (On) Total : 100%
kickthething         0 (On) 3.33 (Off) 6 (On) Total : 97%
snozulu              0 (On) Total : 100%
ArdentEagle          0 (On) Total : 100%
tomjoad              0 (On) Total : 100%
Bovo                 0 (On) Total : 100%
SaintsSeptember      0 (On) Total : 100%
Grav                 0 (On) 95.19 (Off) Total : 95%
Jabba73              0 (On) 93.48 (Off) Total : 93%
CursingFijian        0 (On) 54.21 (Off) 64.58 (On) Total : 89%
iDon                 0 (On) Total : 100%
gab213               0 (On) Total : 100%
KohPhi               0 (On) Total : 100%
MeyTheNorthBeWithU   0 (On) 64.58 (Off) 91.28 (On) Total : 73%
Pugsley              0 (On) Total : 100%
norway blue          0 (On) Total : 100%
JustaBattler         0 (Off) 3.33 (On) 6 (Off) 42.28 (On) 58.06 (Off) 88.41 (On) Total : 29%
VeinGlorious         0 (Off) 58.06 (On) 91.28 (Off) 93.48 (On) Total : 39%

LVB
RookiePick           0 (On) 10.23 (Off) 82.41 (On) Total : 28%
JoshWoodenSpoon      0 (On) Total : 100%
Tommycash            0 (On) Total : 100%
Dingster             0 (On) 1.28 (Off) 10.23 (On) Total : 91%
Chipmunk             0 (On) Total : 100%
tony                 0 (On) 53.54 (Off) 58.18 (On) Total : 95%
Matera92             0 (On) Total : 100%
RonnieRaven          0 (On) Total : 100%
Art Vandelay_        0 (On) Total : 100%
Shadow Man           0 (On) Total : 100%
JoseMourinho         0 (On) Total : 100%
Electronic_Renaissan 0 (On) Total : 100%
Jezmiester40         0 (On) 82.41 (Off) Total : 82%
Cap                  0 (On) 58.18 (Off) Total : 58%
MWPP                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Test Tickle          0 (On) Total : 100%
Millky95             0 (On) Total : 100%
Tandy                0 (On) Total : 100%
kane249              0 (Off) 1.28 (On) Total : 97%
Senor M              0 (Off) 53.54 (On) Total : 46%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• Toe to toe throughout, Shadow Man and ArdentEagle were evenly matched. - 95m from 4 to 99.
• Toe to toe throughout, not much between tomjoad and Art Vandelay_ - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 91m from 6 to 97.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Cap came out tops over the brave BLUEALLTHRU. - 47m from 4 to 51.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, tony was slightly more polished than BLUEALLTHRU. - 26m from 73 to 99.
• While not all all one-way, Bovo came out tops over the brave RonnieRaven. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, Jabba73 came out tops over the brave Chipmunk. - 89m from 2 to 91.
• Neither having much reason to brag, VeinGlorious did well against Chipmunk. - 5m from 95 to 100.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, CursingFijian did very well against kane249. - 45m from 2 to 47.
• While not all all one-way, CursingFijian did very well against Test Tickle. - 35m from 65 to 100.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Dingster was slightly more polished than KohPhi. - 59m from 11 to 70.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Dingster and The Sultan had an epic contest. - 0m from 98 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, Electronic_Renaissance came out tops over the brave kickthething. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Grav had Senor M's measure. - 41m from 54 to 95.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, tony came out tops over the brave Grav. - 51m from 2 to 53.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, The Sultan had Jezmiester40's measure. - 73m from 4 to 77.
• In a solid performance, JoseMourinho won the bout with snozulu. - 97m from 1 to 98.
• In a solid performance, JoshWoodenSpoon won the bout with gab213. - 86m from 6 to 92.
• Neither having much reason to brag, JustaBattler had the better of kane249. - 1m from 89 to 90.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, MWPP gave JustaBattler a bath. - 0m from 46 to 46.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, JustaBattler did very well against Tommycash. - 5m from 94 to 99.
• In quite a tussle, kane249 came out tops over the brave Kilroy. - 30m from 55 to 85.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Kilroy gave MWPP a bath. - 31m from 5 to 36.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Senor M did very well against Kilroy. - 4m from 96 to 100.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, KohPhi gave RookiePick a bit of a touch-up. - 89m from 3 to 92.
• In an epic battle, SaintsSeptember either broke even with Matera92 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In an epic battle, MeyTheNorthBeWithU and Test Tickle were evenly matched. - 75m from 0 to 75.
• In an epic battle, Millky95 and Pugsley were evenly matched. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, MWPP gave VeinGlorious a lesson. - 8m from 72 to 80.
• In a resume-material performance, norway blue exposed Tandy's frailties. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Tommycash did very well against iDon. - 64m from 19 to 83.

 

[Chipmunk]

Thanks for posting philreich and congrats Bombers. Was a fun week!

15 handballs for me haha

Check your nut stash Jabba73 , someone may have got at it during the game

 

[Kilroy]

WE DID IT!!!!!!

YOU BLOODY RIPPER!!!!!

 

[RookiePick]

Was expecting prison sex and only got one touch all day.

Disappointing hospitality.

 

[Cap]

Well that was awesome

 

[Cap]

Well done Bombers, thanks for the week

 

[Jabba73]

Thanks for the week Bears, good luck for the rest of the season. Please take your rubbish with you ... we do not want to keep any of your players.

Great win Bombers, about time our hard work paid off. It seems the Random Sim gets to keep its name for a little while longer.

Thanks for posting philthyrich, your payment is on the way. Our major sponsor is happy to finally contribute this season.

 

[Jabba73]

4 : 18.48 - <<< VeinGlorious is coming on to replace Jabba73 >>>

Good move to take the most important player/s off once the game was in the bag(hdad).

It is a long season, protect your assets.

 

[tony]

Thanks for the week Bombers, good luck for the rest of the season.

Thanks for posting philreich. When I get back to Las Vegas I'm flooding the sewers.

I move out of defence and we cop 7 goals in the last quarter. I guess we are no closer to working out who's been defending this whole time cause it sure as hell wasn't me and it wasn't you guys judging on that performance.

 

[Pugsley]

Thanks for an enjoyable week Bears. We finally broken the drought team. Great performance and thanks for posting philreich.

 

[Grav]

Before I announce all the good stuff and how Banhammer great are we, let me have another little dig at our coach.

4 : 20.19 - <<< Kilroy is coming on to replace Grav >>>

Seriously! I nad more of the pill while on the bench than Kilroy had on the ground.

Anyway great win Bombers, unlucky Bears coming up against an in form team like us but thanks for the week, hopefully Ali Bubba wasn’t too hard on your ahhhh …… life style.
Thanks for posting philreich you are by far the best poster we’ve had this season.
As for us Bombers, let’s not change a winning system, let’s hit the piss!

 

[Pugsley]

Before I announce all the good stuff and how Banhammer great are we, let me have another little dig at our coach.


Seriously! I nad more of the pill while on the bench than Kilroy had on the ground.

Anyway great win Bombers, unlucky Bears coming up against an in form team like us but thanks for the week, hopefully Ali Bubba wasn’t too hard on your ahhhh …… life style.
Thanks for posting philreich you are by far the best poster we’ve had this season.
As for us Bombers, let’s not change a winning system, let’s hit the piss!

He had a clutch moment. We will have to move him.

 

[Kilroy]

Thanks for a good contest on-field, enjoyable banter and entertaining company off-field. Good luck for the rest of the season.

Thanks philreich for taking the time to do the game justice.

What a cliffhanger!

To the mighty Bombres, that’s how we do it!

Now, I believe we’ve got some drinking and dégustation to attend to. Let’s do this!

 

[Tandy]

Good game Bombers well done on the win and best of luck for the season. As for the hospitality, well let's just say I can now taste the difference between a meal that includes camel spit and one without!
Thanks again philreich

 

[RonnieRaven]

Thankyou Phil
Cheers for week bombers
Bears let’s make that our last loss for the year.
These dippy dogs and crab sticks don’t cut it.
I need my sizzler

 

[Pugsley]

Thanks for a good contest on-field, enjoyable banter and entertaining company off-field. Good luck for the rest of the season.

Thanks philreich for taking the time to do the game justice.

What a cliffhanger!

To the mighty Bombres, that’s how we do it!

Now, I believe we’ve got some drinking and dégustation to attend to. Let’s do this!

 

[Jabba73]

Good game Bombers well done on the win and best of luck for the season. As for the hospitality, well let's just say I can now taste the difference between a meal that includes camel spit and one without!
Thanks again philreich

Mmmmmmm, may not have been just the camel, just sayin’

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Grats on the win Bombers and the hospitality this week. See you in after match function. The tumeric lattes will be flowing.

Thanks for your time Dr philreich

Thanks Dingster, just so you know we aren't poor winners , we'll tell our paid baggage handlers not to load the bombs onto the plane for your trip back.

 

[iDon]

Finally we back! Lessssssss go

 

[Art Vandelay_]

The sim really needs to factor in 'likeability'. Bombers would fold but we'd win a few more games and that's what matters

 

[Jabba73]

The sim really needs to factor in 'likeability'.

Nah, we would win every game. Teams love playing the Bombers.

Bombers would fold but we'd win a few more games and that's what matters

The league would not survive without the Baghdad Bombers and we are not going anywhere.

You’re welcome.

 

[Kilroy]

The sim really needs to factor in 'likeability'. Bombers would fold but we'd win a few more games and that's what matters

Truth is, as far as bantering is concerned, we’re probably more “sociable” than we’d like to be.

Can’t see anything wrong with playing “unsociable Qooty” either.

 

[MWPP]

MWPP

Don’t you have a Song Contest to attend to?

I listened on Friday with Chipmunk and por_please_ya

And been at a last minute getaway , sorry , so just seen the result though
Thanks for the week and enjoy the win

To my bears teammates - I see that as the loss we had to have. Still some positives to take away from it including my return to some sort of form.

Time to bounce back