You guys have been so bad for so long even collingwood fans are starting to feel sorry for you
Great success down at Collonwood.
A AFL/Vfl record that will never be beaten........
27 Grand Final losses!!!!!
Thats right!! will never be beaten!!
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You guys have been so bad for so long even collingwood fans are starting to feel sorry for you
I've seen the Pies win a flag and have never seen, probably never will see Carlton win one, pretty damn happy about it tooGreat success down at Collonwood.
A AFL/Vfl record that will never be beaten........
27 Grand Final losses!!!!!
Thats right!! will never be beaten!!
I've seen the Pies win a flag and have never seen, probably never will see Carlton win one, pretty damn happy about it too
You guys must be sick of losing, every year youre talked up and every year you do so bad. You guys can't even bottom out and build like all the other normal teams can.. You stuffed up 3 number 1 picks in a row and then failed to rebuild again by the draft. It's a Hariis never ending cycle.
You guys couldn't make top 4 and won maybe 2 finals with 3 number 1 picks and Chris judd...
You guys had 9 nine years to help create a huge Collingwood/Carlton final and failed to do so, now we are going through a rebuild and you're stuck with the same middle aged trash team you've always had
I've seen the Pies win a flag and have never seen, probably never will see Carlton win one, pretty damn happy about it too
You guys must be sick of losing, every year youre talked up and every year you do so bad. You guys can't even bottom out and build like all the other normal teams can.. You stuffed up 3 number 1 picks in a row and then failed to rebuild again by the draft. It's a Hariis never ending cycle.
You guys couldn't make top 4 and won maybe 2 finals with 3 number 1 picks and Chris judd...
You guys had 9 nine years to help create a huge Collingwood/Carlton final and failed to do so, now we are going through a rebuild and you're stuck with the same middle aged trash team you've always had
Great success down at Collonwood.
A AFL/Vfl record that will never be beaten........
27 Grand Final losses!!!!!
Thats right!! will never be beaten!!
.......Why, if go as far as to call it a feather in the cap... always trying to be the best, regardless of what else is going on
Mate... if we got into a grand final against your mob, your mob would collectively s**t themselves, go on a massive choke and lose... again... like they have choked and lost in the last 5 grand finals we have played each other in... and in 2 of those you were miles in front and just dropped out never to be heard of again!I've seen the Pies win a flag and have never seen, probably never will see Carlton win one, pretty damn happy about it too
You guys must be sick of losing, every year youre talked up and every year you do so bad. You guys can't even bottom out and build like all the other normal teams can.. You stuffed up 3 number 1 picks in a row and then failed to rebuild again by the draft. It's a never ending cycle.
You guys couldn't make top 4 and won maybe 2 finals with 3 number 1 picks and Chris judd...
You guys had 9 nine years to help create a huge Collingwood/Carlton final and failed to do so, now we are going through a rebuild and you're stuck with the same middle aged trash team you've always had
You must be very young...I've lived through EIGHT flags. At the same time the poor old pies have won two! A bit of advice for you young fella - get used to your club talking up their team/players/results...when it all comes down to it your team has won as many flags as the mighty blue baggers in the last 20 years - ONE. The difference in the teams is that you losers are happy with that, our great club is not...I've seen the Pies win a flag and have never seen, probably never will see Carlton win one, pretty damn happy about it too
You guys must be sick of losing, every year youre talked up and every year you do so bad. You guys can't even bottom out and build like all the other normal teams can.. You stuffed up 3 number 1 picks in a row and then failed to rebuild again by the draft. It's a never ending cycle.
You guys couldn't make top 4 and won maybe 2 finals with 3 number 1 picks and Chris judd...
You guys had 9 nine years to help create a huge Collingwood/Carlton final and failed to do so, now we are going through a rebuild and you're stuck with the same middle aged trash team you've always had
Mate... if we got into a grand final against your mob, your mob would collectively s**t themselves, go on a massive choke and lose... again... like they have choked and lost in the last 5 grand finals we have played each other in... and in 2 of those you were miles in front and just dropped out never to be heard of again!
Ever the pessimists
We are on or near par with a few handier teams over the stretch when it comes to Flags won
The GF losses just show that when we aren't the best side, we are still able to push all the way (sometimes to within a couple of points) of those that are the best
It's a credit to the never say die attitude, never quitting even when the odds are completely stacked against you
Why, if go as far as to call it a feather in the cap... always trying to be the best, regardless of what else is going on
Fun fact
The majority of players drafted this year were not born when Carlton last won a flag
None of our players were even born when you last beat us in a GF
This is not the same Carlton as those lofty years. As a team. Or a Club
What a nice brave front or spin you put on this Underwhelming RECORD..
I bet, you cried into your pillow for most of those record breaking losses!!!
This photo has been around for years. Amazed that Ed is able to stand upright.Wow what a photo....seriously, who is the guy on the left???
There would be less than 100 people still alive in Australia that were around when you last beat us in a GFNone of our players were even born when you last beat us in a GF
Was there last year when North smashed them in the second half. What a glorious night that was.Jeezuz Essendon haven't even won a final for 10 years,LOL
At least we've won a final...glorious it was
IIRC Collingwood hasn't beaten us in a GF for over 100 years.Mate... if we got into a grand final against your mob, your mob would collectively s**t themselves, go on a massive choke and lose... again... like they have choked and lost in the last 5 grand finals we have played each other in... and in 2 of those you were miles in front and just dropped out never to be heard of again!
The boy from Broady...This photo has been around for years. Amazed that Ed is able to stand upright.
104 years to be preciseIIRC Collingwood hasn't beaten us in a GF for over 100 years.
IIRC Collingwood hasn't beaten us in a GF for over 100 years.
Was too young to properly remember footy in the early 80's
2002 hurt the most of any in my time. I got sucked into that fairytale of running over the best team in history as much as anyone
That'll always stick with me
My dad felt it more, copping it his whole life up to '90. That generation and then one before are your troll targets, and they aren't exactly the BF generation
The Footy world has moved on since then. I can see why you'd lust for those days. Do feel free to throw stuff like that at me if you think it helps... doesn't really rustle my undercarriage though
Happy to provide a few pointers for what does get me annoyed if that's what you're looking for... always happy to provide some charity
H. Shaw not finishing his career in a Collingwood Jumper
M. Lappin being brought in to coach at the Pies. The best thing to come from equalisation of Footy spending is that we had to sack that flog
Our trading for our of form maybe-somethings, when we should be looking for Leadership and Confidence. We get Luke Ball, then spend every post season trying to find his polar opposite.... baffles me still
Its not about you shawt. Its not about You!
By the way its a Banter thread!
There would be less than 100 people still alive in Australia that were around when you last beat us in a GF
Their not called the colliwobbles for nothing.Well, don't recruit them to play for you... them mental scars brah
IIRC Collingwood hasn't beaten us in a GF for over 100 years.
I do commend your lot for trying to help us out.Hard for us, just sort of waiting about hoping you might become something, so we might right the ledger a little... heck we even started shipping folks over to make it happen
We've been awfully patient