Official Team Thread Alberton Swamprats Season 18 Team Thread

[Power Raid]

I'm looking forward to a better game this week.

 

[MoOP]

Other stats as follows...

This season is fast becoming the Ant Bear - spookism show



We're at the House of Gumby this week, enter here and let's smash those gertrudes...

 

[Ant Bear]

Other stats as follows...

This season is fast becoming the Ant Bear - spookism show

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We're at the House of Gumby this week, enter here and let's smash those gertrudes...

Difference - spookism pays the umpires in fellatio.
Nine frees for...sheesh!

 

[Powerstufff]

Other stats as follows...

This season is fast becoming the Ant Bear - spookism show

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Apparently unspoken but that HAS to be a rolling tally. 65 possessions to Ant Bear in one game? I don't think so.

 

[spookism]

Apparently unspoken but that HAS to be a rolling tally. 65 possessions to Ant Bear in one game? I don't think so.

Correct

 

[Ant Bear]

Apparently unspoken but that HAS to be a rolling tally. 65 possessions to Ant Bear in one game? I don't think so.

Not implausible. I am a gun.

 

[Power Raid]

Not implausible. I am a gun.

and modest

 

[MoOP]

Apparently unspoken but that HAS to be a rolling tally. 65 possessions to Ant Bear in one game? I don't think so.

Yes, stats are cumulative

 

[Power Raid]

Yes, stats are cumulative

can we do it with logarithms instead? not sure what a logarithm is, but it will bring an element of mystic to it

 

[Ant Bear]

can we do it with logarithms instead? not sure what a logarithm is, but it will bring an element of mystic to it

Logarithms have something to do with bowel movement regularity.



Don't they?

 

[Power Raid]

Logarithms have something to do with bowel movement regularity.



Don't they?

let's stick with cumulative then. It wasn't quite the mystic I was looking for.

 

[Ant Bear]

let's stick with cumulative then. It wasn't quite the mystic I was looking for.

Don't get me started on the word "cumu lative"

 

[Powerstufff]

can we do it with logarithms instead? not sure what a logarithm is ...

See Logarithms, that takes me back to high school. Log tables and separately, but also archaic, slide-rules. Instantly killed by the release of pocket calculators with scientific functions.

 

[Ant Bear]

See Logarithms, that takes me back to high school. Log tables and separately, but also archaic, slide-rules. Instantly killed by the release of pocket calculators with scientific functions.

I like my definition better..

 

[I Dont Care]

Ant Bear, spookism and Power Raid chip the ball to each in efforts to raise their disposal count. I, on the other hand, win mine contested wise

 

[Power Raid]

Ant Bear, spookism and Power Raid chip the ball to each in efforts to raise their disposal count. I, on the other hand, win mine contested wise

I can't get chip chip choco out of my head

but don't forget though, our reliable chips always result in quality gold passes

 

[I Dont Care]

I can't get chip chip choco out of my head

but don't forget though, our reliable chips always result in quality gold passes

Exactly

 

[Ant Bear]

and modest

 

[Ant Bear]

Ant Bear, spookism and Power Raid chip the ball to each in efforts to raise their disposal count. I, on the other hand, win mine contested wise

This is what happens when you get contested possessions.

Ruins my chances with the ladies

 

[Power Raid]

This is what happens when you get contested possessions.

Ruins my chances with the ladies

chicks dig hard men

 

[I Dont Care]

This is what happens when you get contested possessions.

Ruins my chances with the ladies

I don't think she would be too worried

 

[Power Raid]

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I don't think she would be too worried

Don't tell anyone else, but I have done worse

 

[I Dont Care]

Don't tell anyone else, but I have done worse

Safe to say, we have probably all woken from a drunken slumber with our arms around some sort of fauna...or flora

 

[Ant Bear]

chicks dig hard men

I've never had a chick complain that I wasn't hard..

 

[spookism]

Ant Bear, spookism and Power Raid chip the ball to each in efforts to raise their disposal count. I, on the other hand, win mine contested wise

It is a team game and I do what I ajve to do to get us a win.....