Media An Audience With Okey - The Official Countdown to 1000 Goals

[okeydoke7]

Good Evening and Welcome Sweet FA players and keen observers.

Much to the delight of many and chagrin of some, I have reclaimed my place as the league’s best poster in S35. Although the inevitable beez will be appreciated, it will be a small milestone when compared to my 1000th goal, which I am set to kick this season.

This evening, I announce my season long thread: An Audience With Okey.

This thread will mostly be a release of excerpts from my autobiography. From this week on, I will publish an excerpt for every goal kicked on the road to 1000 goals. Only 44 left!

The format may take some twists and turns. And although I’m known for my self love, it hasn’t all been goals and Hall of Fame inductions. My loyal followers will hear the warts and all story of my career, which began in Season 9.

Welcome to the most anticipated thread of the year - An Audience with Okey.

 

[philreich]

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Good Evening and Welcome Sweet FA players and keen observers.

Much to the delight of many and chagrin of some, I have reclaimed my place as the league’s best poster in S35. Although the inevitable beez will be appreciated, it will be a small milestone when compared to my 1000th goal, which I am set to kick this season.

This evening, I announce my season long thread: An Audience With Okey.

This thread will mostly be a release of excerpts from my autobiography. From this week on, I will publish an excerpt for every goal kicked on the road to 1000 goals. Only 44 left!

The format may take some twists and turns. And although I’m known for my self love, it hasn’t all been goals and Hall of Fame inductions. My loyal followers will hear the warts and all story of my career, which began in Season 9.

Welcome to the most anticipated thread of the year - An Audience with Okey.

I would imagine that the audience will resemble a North Melbourne home game?

 

[okeydoke7]

I would imagine that the audience will resemble a North Melbourne home game?

Na, The Filth Wizard isn’t invited.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

My loyal followers

Yeah, sure.

 

[thewizardmelon]

I would imagine that the audience will resemble a North Melbourne home game?

That’s just mean. A norf home game would fetch far more supporters…

 

[jackster83]

The most hotly anticipated Swamprats related thread since #ratoftheweek.

 

[sante]

 

[Broken]

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Good Evening and Welcome Sweet FA players and keen observers.

Much to the delight of many and chagrin of some, I have reclaimed my place as the league’s best poster in S35. Although the inevitable beez will be appreciated, it will be a small milestone when compared to my 1000th goal, which I am set to kick this season.

This evening, I announce my season long thread: An Audience With Okey.

This thread will mostly be a release of excerpts from my autobiography. From this week on, I will publish an excerpt for every goal kicked on the road to 1000 goals. Only 44 left!

The format may take some twists and turns. And although I’m known for my self love, it hasn’t all been goals and Hall of Fame inductions. My loyal followers will hear the warts and all story of my career, which began in Season 9.

Welcome to the most anticipated thread of the year - An Audience with Okey.

* off imposter.

This is only 163 words. In no way can this be okeydoke7.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

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Good Evening and Welcome Sweet FA players and keen observers.

Much to the delight of many and chagrin of some, I have reclaimed my place as the league’s best poster in S35. Although the inevitable beez will be appreciated, it will be a small milestone when compared to my 1000th goal, which I am set to kick this season.

This evening, I announce my season long thread: An Audience With Okey.

This thread will mostly be a release of excerpts from my autobiography. From this week on, I will publish an excerpt for every goal kicked on the road to 1000 goals. Only 44 left!

The format may take some twists and turns. And although I’m known for my self love, it hasn’t all been goals and Hall of Fame inductions. My loyal followers will hear the warts and all story of my career, which began in Season 9.

Welcome to the most anticipated thread of the year - An Audience with Okey.

Ooh this is an exciting media idea!

 

[Matera92]

Seeing as this is the SFA, will your autobiography come in popup picture book format?

 

[okeydoke7]

Ooh this is an exciting media idea!

Exciting AND original…

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Na, The Filth Wizard isn’t invited.

I'm going to sneak in.

 

[ClarkeM]

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Tarkyn_24 is Neil Armstrong

okeydoke7 is Buzz Aldrin.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Tarkyn_24 is Neil Armstrong

okeydoke7 is Buzz Aldrin.

I’m sorry, when I took off for the moon did he forget to jump in the spacecraft?

 

[Headless]

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Good Evening and Welcome Sweet FA players and keen observers.

Much to the delight of many and chagrin of some, I have reclaimed my place as the league’s best poster in S35. Although the inevitable beez will be appreciated, it will be a small milestone when compared to my 1000th goal, which I am set to kick this season.

This evening, I announce my season long thread: An Audience With Okey.

This thread will mostly be a release of excerpts from my autobiography. From this week on, I will publish an excerpt for every goal kicked on the road to 1000 goals. Only 44 left!

The format may take some twists and turns. And although I’m known for my self love, it hasn’t all been goals and Hall of Fame inductions. My loyal followers will hear the warts and all story of my career, which began in Season 9.

Welcome to the most anticipated thread of the year - An Audience with Okey.

You think it's going to take the whole season?

Sad.

 

[okeydoke7]

You think it's going to take the whole season?

Sad.

Lol. No.

I’ll reach the 1000 earlier. Much earlier.

The thread, however, will last the season. I’ll have to continually update to gloat.

 

[Headless]

Lol. No.

I’ll reach the 1000 earlier. Much earlier.

The thread, however, will last the season. I’ll have to continually update to gloat.

Scrambling.

 

[okeydoke7]

Scrambling.

I kicked 9.5 in round 1. I don’t need to scramble.

 

[Headless]

I kicked 9.5 in round 1. I don’t need to scramble.

This thread suggests otherwise, my dear friend!

 

[okeydoke7]

I

This thread suggests otherwise, my dear friend!

I’m just scrambling the fighter jets as I take over this league once again.

To win a beez 26 seasons after my debut is quite incredible.

 

[Headless]

To win a beez 26 seasons after my debut is quite incredible.

I have literally done this.

 

[okeydoke7]

I have literally done this.

And you’re quite incredible Headless.

By the end of this season, you can say you’ve done something okeydoke7 has done.

Good for you.

 

[Senor M]

 

[okeydoke7]

#JusticeforPhilreich