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Not sure if I can do it mate, feeing more betrayed and let down than Anthony Stevens when he saw duck jump out the bathroom window after copping a blowy
She swears she doesn't have crabs though.
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Not sure if I can do it mate, feeing more betrayed and let down than Anthony Stevens when he saw duck jump out the bathroom window after copping a blowy
"planked right on top of me plonker"
Sammymoite planking was soooo 2009 But nah, that's rough as. Did you let her know about it?
Also, this thread will now be my no. 1 guilty pleasure. That is all.
Had a girl over last week, she lives down the road and I'd been slowly but surely putting in the ground work. Had a free house for the night and before you know she's at mine, planked right on top of me plonker (I'll stop before it becomes erotica)
Anyway, she'd brought up in passing how she had tonsillitis the previous week... She obviously knew I'd be sceptical about catching it off her so she denies she still has it. In fact she EMPHASISES that she isn't contagious anymore and hasn't been for a week.
I wasn't too sure before that, but her insistent promising of being fine, as well as my semi on, allowed things to take their natural course.
So how am I now? Oh yeah I've got tonsillitis now. And I'm on antibiotics for 2 weeks. Can't drink. This evil devil woman has trolled me
The pipe?Still hit it.
Should have rolled with this
Spud Patrol: You want a drink?
Shakey: Yes please, rum and coke.
Spud Patrol: Want ice with that? Aha!
Let's hope that's the only thing she gave you.Had a girl over last week, she lives down the road and I'd been slowly but surely putting in the ground work. Had a free house for the night and before you know she's at mine, planked right on top of me plonker (I'll stop before it becomes erotica)
Anyway, she'd brought up in passing how she had tonsillitis the previous week... She obviously knew I'd be sceptical about catching it off her so she denies she still has it. In fact she EMPHASISES that she isn't contagious anymore and hasn't been for a week.
I wasn't too sure before that, but her insistent promising of being fine, as well as my semi on, allowed things to take their natural course.
So how am I now? Oh yeah I've got tonsillitis now. And I'm on antibiotics for 2 weeks. Can't drink. This evil devil woman has trolled me
Should have gone back and done the drop in.
Should have gone back and done the drop in.
It can help in some instances. But would not open with it.need some stories - when has sending a dick pic ever got you laid?
Unless your name is Brett FavreIt can help in some instances. But would not open with it.
He always liked going for those long and risky passes.Unless your name is Brett Favre