Banter Banter thread Part 1 - Opposition fans welcome - let's have fun

[HBF]

Hey Blues!!! Tell your staff to add cricket protectors to the players equipment. Stevie J coming to play the 'Mr Whippy' game.

What??

 

[mediumsizered]

Hey Blues!!! Tell your staff to add cricket protectors to the players equipment. Stevie J coming to play the 'Mr Whippy' game.

Stevie J can't understand the fuss. His coach told him he has to punch the ball & that is exactly what he did.

 

[HBF]

Stevie J can't understand the fuss. His coach told him he has to punch the ball & that is exactly what he did.

He's but a shadow of his former self.

 

[BluStreak]

There's a funny noise in my car that doesn't sound good.

Is it a high pitch keening sound??

I may know what it is

 

[BluStreak]

Riding out the 2002-2007 period was okay Thy. We had been spoiled and now we were taking our turn to make amends for our complacency.

The lack of internal review, the pointing and appointing of coaches and presidents without process or selling the idea to supporters, the powerbroker entitlement ... and now we are back where we started with people saying the side that made finals in 2009-10-11-13 was s**t and we are currently better off after 3 years of Malthouse so we need to take ANOTHER leap of faith while we flounder around looking like a wooden spoon rabble for another 3 years is hard to take. To go with that, we don't get to know exactly what they are trying to achieve with our game plan and why they players can't achieve it.

Memberships are down, attendances are down, performances are dispirited, players are unhappy and now, NOW the club decides that we should play out the next 15 games like this, achieving nothing in the mean time because the coach has nothing left to coach for and thinks he won't be there anyway so has no interested in changing the way we play or teaching lessons to those who deserve it.

I feel like metaphorically going into a cryogenic chamber until I find something to feel hopeful about.

It may just be a temporary funk but there are a lot of people feeling this way.

The Old Dark Navy's - You need to find your MoJo, yeah baby.

 

[Blue Flame]

It's definitely an option.

But between that and dissolving it in an unknown substance from Mexico or Xinjiang, it's a tough choice.

Im now dreaming of Xinjiang barbecues. One of the best places on earth.

 

[vjknight]

geez carlton can be unlucky.

the one year you dont get to play * twice is the one year they will be decimated in the 2nd half of the year appearing in switzerland with WADA.

bugger hey.

 

[King of Ruin]

Think our players would like to hide in Switzerland too, right about now.

We only seem to win games out of Australia this year. Let's do this!

 

[thylacine60]

He's but a shadow of his former self.

we can fix that

 

[HBF]

geez carlton can be unlucky.

the one year you dont get to play * twice is the one year they will be decimated in the 2nd half of the year appearing in switzerland with WADA.

bugger hey.

Just seeing them being whacked by WADA is good enough.....(Hopefully)

 

[BazzaBlue]

Just seeing them being whacked by WADA is good enough.....(Hopefully)

I will actually be in Switzerland for a little bit in a few months. I'll report any * whacking I see.

 

[Wickzki]

geez carlton can be unlucky.

the one year you dont get to play * twice is the one year they will be decimated in the 2nd half of the year appearing in switzerland with WADA.

bugger hey.

Don't worry, we'd find a way to stuff that game up too.

 

[HBF]

I will actually be in Switzerland for a little bit in a few months. I'll report any * whacking I see.

You've timed that well.
Whacking updates will be appreciated.

 

[Robbo's my hero]

You've timed that well.
Whacking updates will be appreciated.

You better lend your spoon to BazzaBlue then.

 

[HBF]

You better lend your spoon to BazzaBlue then.

Surely * deserve to be whacked with something more significant than a wooden spoon.

 

[BazzaBlue]

If anyone wants me to send back Team WADA memorabilia - inbox me.

 

[BazzaBlue]

Surely * deserve to be whacked with something more significant than a wooden spoon.

?

 

[Blue Flame]

?

Ladle do it

 

[vjknight]

gee the banter is long tonight

 

[HBF]

Might see it kick off again later tonight.

 

[eddiebankbalance]

Carlton's chance of winning tonight...

 

[vjknight]

count the buttons

 

[cakewalk_1]

I love it. Eddie pretending to care about Cark-ton

 

[cakewalk_1]

 

[mediumsizered]

How about that Lachie Keefe & Josh Thomas? There's dumb & then there is these two.