Bogan / Horrible names....

[Bicco]

Just saw this thread, so I'll through in a couple of doozies from my time in Tassie.
Natlee, that's right, not Natalie, but Natlee. It was on her name badge so it is dead set.
Xstina. So this is Christina with an X as in Xmas.
Pure Tassie gold.

 

[jmadrox]

Just saw this thread, so I'll through in a couple of doozies from my time in Tassie.
Natlee, that's right, not Natalie, but Natlee. It was on her name badge so it is dead set.
Xstina. So this is Christina with an X as in Xmas.
Pure Tassie gold.

Xstina is ******* classic

 

[Nickos66]

I would totally call her Crosstina, every chance I got.

 

[sansian]

"I am a single mum to my amazing son FALLYN STAR"

Poor kid doesn't stand chance.

How did you even find this?

I am concerned about which sites you visit Esti.

 

[estibador]

How did you even find this?

I am concerned about which sites you visit Esti.

eHarmony sent her to me, we're a perfect match.

 

[Bulldocker]

One of the girls who work at the barber i go to recently had a boy.
Kooper.

Nice girl. I Used every bit of willpower I had to stay neutral in word, deed and voice inflection.
(Over the years one of my favourite past times is cracking up after identifying bogan names.)

I congratulated her, and told my brother in law called his son Cooper. Which (cooper) is the bro's (and mrs dugrene) mother's maiden name.

FFS with a K !

Anyway my Bro in law called his other son... Hunter.

FWIW both names are ok.

K = bogan.

Well, at least your bro-in-law didn't name his son Hunter with a "K" !!!

 

[Nickos66]

A couple of names brought to my attention in our system today, 'Babygirl' for a first name. That, and someone who's unfortunately gone down the hyphenated sirname path - not taking into account their middle name. middle name - Gay, sirname - Hayter-______. I've left the remainder of the sirname out as it's irrelevant. Such a lack of foresight..

 

[holy diver]

No word of a lie - I have seen a child named Monaro from the Kwinana/Leda area. I didn't have the courage to ask if her sister was named Torana.

 

[jmadrox]

No word of a lie - I have seen a child named Monaro from the Kwinana/Leda area. I didn't have the courage to ask if her sister was named Torana.

A fat brother called 1 tonne rodeo?

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[Nickos66]

No word of a lie - I have seen a child named Monaro from the Kwinana/Leda area. I didn't have the courage to ask if her sister was named Torana.

Kwinana/Leda? Not the least bit surprising.

 

[freo84]

Friends of mine named their Daughter - Jesikah and their older sons name is Baydin.

On the outside I bit the tongue and kept quiet, while inside I died a little and had to keep myself from slapping them.

PS - After reading that article we are all now 5 IQ points dumber than we were before.

 

[Feerits Elf]

Worst one I have heard is a former student at Hamilton High School:

Le-ah...

No, it's not "Leah" - perfectly normal name... But it's pronounced "le-dash-ah".

I s**t you not.

I call bullshit.

 

[ImperialPurple]

I call bullshit.

Sitting here right now with the woman who taught her, so you can call whatever you like. The saddest thing of all is that it's not bullshit.

 

[holy diver]

Sitting here right now with the woman who taught her, so you can call whatever you like. The saddest thing of all is that it's not bullshit.

I have heard of this le"dash"ah from somewhere before. I think it is legit.


In this day and age I'm surprised anyone would be disbelieving of some of the bullshit names kids get hoisted upon them these days.


Give it another few generations... things will only get worse.

 

[Feerits Elf]

Sitting here right now with the woman who taught her, so you can call whatever you like. The saddest thing of all is that it's not bullshit.

Yeah, I still call bullshit.

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

 

[Nickos66]

Yeah, I still call bullshit.

http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

Last updated, 2009... Somehow I don't think a global website that was last updated in 2009 is gonna keep up with 7 billion names, with thousands of people being born every day.

 

[Feerits Elf]

But none named Le-a.

Particularly none who attended Hamilton Hill Senior High School.

Urban legend, I'm calling it.

 

[Nickos66]

Sitting here right now with the woman who taught her, so you can call whatever you like. The saddest thing of all is that it's not bullshit.

But none named Le-a.

Particularly none who attended Hamilton Hill Senior High School.

Urban legend, I'm calling it.

 

[ImperialPurple]

Meh, maybe. Wouldn't have picked my colleague as a purveyor of bovine faeces, but whatevs.

 

[holy diver]

 

[Kram]

A bloke I went to school with, his brother named his kid 'Deegan' after the last name of the motorbike rider Brian Deegan. Lame..

 

[Righteo]

Was watching some bogan bike/car show the other day and I saw a "Geoffro" which is pretty bad.

 

[Freofalcon]

Was watching some bogan bike/car show the other day and I saw a "Geoffro" which is pretty bad.

I hear Geoffro, I see...

 

[Dockernut]

Not radically bad, but cringeworthy, when I was at the zoo recently I heard this mum call out to her daughter, "Come on Shakira, we're going". I scanned the penguin enclosure for a scantly clad, girating hipped, latino 'songstress', but all I saw was a poor little kid with a lifetime of embarrassment and derision ahead of her.

 

[BananaOnTheRun]

worth reading to get to the last sentence: http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/caravan-parks-unexpected-checkin-20130627-2oz5l.html