Boncer's Top 10 List

[boncer34]

Yeah so now all the muppets have done theres its time for me to do the only true, fair and unbiased top 10 we are likely to see this season. I'll post the 10 randomly when I can be ****ed but lets start at number 10.

10. Dagless (ESH)

If this bloke spammed random bullshit threads like the rest of you ****wits you'd all be on your knees worshiping him as your god. Posts quality on a regular basis and keeps up the quantity to reasonable levels as well. Hand picked by myself as a future leader of the Hawks this bloke has earned his mantle, rather then being gifted it for being a whinging whining sobbing little bitch like half the rest of the so called "leaders" in the comp.

Only thing holding him back is he occasionally gets lost in the limelight because a couple of his fellow Hawks can't help but steal it.

 

[Eth]

I like Dagless as a poster and do feel his work goes unnoticed a bit, but...

Haha. No bias you reckon? Hahahaha.

 

[boncer34]

There is no bias. If you can't see he's the 10th best poster in this comp when its all said and done then you sir are a moron. Which is strange since you will feature highly in this list.

 

[Eth]

There is no bias. If you can't see he's the 10th best poster in this comp when its all said and done then you sir are a moron. Which is strange since you will feature highly in this list.

I'd have him in the top 20, but I'm no moron just because I rate him slightly lower than you do.

Just was a timely quote to bring up.

 

[boncer34]

And I'm telling you that quote has no relevance to this thread. That was done in direct relation with someone naming the bloke who isn't even the best poster in his club as the 2nd best in the league.

 

[Gee Dub]

Copycat from Ballarat.

 

[boncer34]

I've made these before. This is hardly a new style of thread for me.

 

[boncer34]

9. beez

I don't honestly get the hype over this bloke, spelling and grammar nazi is hardly something to hang your hat on but there is more to him then that. He alone carried the Bombers and saved them from a very real extinction and lets be honest when you can make idiots like SKM look half good then you certainly need to be inside anyones top 10.

 

[beez]

Oh great, I'm doomed for years and years of failure. Now I know how the Furies feel

 

[Rhodesy_Blues]

I like how bees' post in this thread was post #9. Take that, number 9

 

[beez]

I like how beez's post in this thread was post #9. Take that, number 9

I like how Rhodesy correctly put an s after my name. Take note plebs.

 

[Rhodesy_Blues]

Edited my post just for you

 

[WAG]

I'm foretelling that boncer will be named as #1.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Good list, will read. But if you call me a muppet again I will bitch slap the shit outta ya!!!

 

[Itsmyshow]

I like how Rhodesy correctly put an s after my name. Take note plebs.

I like how you are my biggest fan.

 

[Gibbsy]

Subscribbled

 

[Freakie]

IMS will be 3rd put your house on it and possibly someone else's

 

[HARPSichord]

beez, boncer doesn't feel the hype, man. If we get him onto StFly's meds, he'll be definitely feeling the hype.

 

[Easty]

Agree RE: Dagless. I was on his bandwagon last season, he's a jet.

I don't expect to get a gig here because Ljp will get it instead, which is a fair call.

 

[StFly]

I take payments in bread products and medieval weaponry.

 

[WAG]

Agree RE: Dagless. I was on his bandwagon last season, he's a jet.

I don't expect to get a gig here because Ljp will get it instead, which is a fair call.

Ljp won't make it because there's more quality posters out there. Don't get me wrong, he's the bestest captain in the league, but there are about 13 better posters than him.

FWIW, if I had a list you'd be my #7! I haven't decided what list it would be, but you'd still be my #7.

 

[WAG]

I take payments in bread products and medieval weaponry.

I've always been partial to the morning star. It's name alone just fills one with hope and beauty.

Yet I offer you a humble damper and a halberd.

 

[Claypigeon]

Good list, will read. But if you call me a muppet again I will bitch slap the shit outta ya!!!

Yeah, you are clearly a hack. .. an East Side Hack these days too

I've always been partial to the morning star. It's name alone just fills one with hope and beauty.

Yet I offer you a humble damper and a halberd.

How about a Battle Axe?

 

[Dagless]

No complaints so far :thumbsupeternally:

*Still thinks FP is a starring role*

 

[pantskyle]

Can I masturbate in here as well?