Collingwood pun pet names

[rachhanley]

I was thinking about getting a pet chicken the other day, and started trying to think of a Collingwood pun I could use as it's name.. Unfortunately now I can't stop trying to think of magpie puns for pet names, it's kind of addictive? Thought you guys might have some fun additions to my list?

Chickens:
Nathan CLUCKley
CHICK Malthouse
EGGY McGuire
Scott HENdelbury

... from there I kind of gave up on chickens, as I think I exhausted all possible puns?
Managed to get a few dog puns:
Nathan BARKley
Chris PAWes

And then, went for the whole farm:
PONY Shaw
MOO Richards
SNAIL Thomas.

Any additions guys?

 

[Swooop]

I was thinking about getting a pet chicken the other day, and started trying to think of a Collingwood pun I could use as it's name.. Unfortunately now I can't stop trying to think of magpie puns for pet names, it's kind of addictive? Thought you guys might have some fun additions to my list?


Dane SWAN, does that count?

Ok, fail, what about HEN Reid? And Sinclair too.

 

[DThomas]

Alan MOOvey
or somewhat chicken related, Travis YOLK

 

[rustyg70]

You could call your pet chicken Negg.
Andrew Krakouer-Negg.

 

[cyril4brownlow]

None of these are funny.