Oppo Camp Delusional Pearlers III

[Jade]

Haha, drawing a response out of you is as easy as outmarking Hamish Hartlett with one hand tied behind my back.

Drawing a response out of me isn't likely to be high on the list of difficult tasks I would have thought.....

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Uhhhhhh....

Longest run up ever.... It just goes on and on and on and on.

 

[Doss]

Drawing a response out of me isn't likely to be high on the list of difficult tasks I would have thought.....

Folks, this right here is possibly the understatement of the century.

 

[eth-dog]

Folks, this right here is possibly the understatement of the century.

I mildly dislike Hawthorn.

Yes, I had to top it.

 

[Doss]

I mildly dislike Hawthorn.

Yes, I had to top it.

Ethan, I believe Fraser Thurlow is the most underrated ruckman in the AFL and I think Hawthorn are the most incredible side I've ever seen.

Okay, go.

 

[boncer34]

Ethan, I believe Fraser Thurlow is the most underrated ruckman in the AFL and I think Hawthorn are the most incredible side I've ever seen.

Okay, go.

At least you're in the right thread

 

[eth-dog]

Ethan, I believe Fraser Thurlow is the most underrated ruckman in the AFL and I think Hawthorn are the most incredible side I've ever seen.

Okay, go.

Words cannot describe how much I want to punch the screen right now.

 

[Doss]

Words cannot describe how much I want to punch the screen right now.

Did I mention that Stewart Crameri was also an absolute star who always delivered against top sides, and that Jake Melksham is the worst player to have ever been on Essendon's list?

 

[Jade]

Folks, this right here is possibly the understatement of the century.

I believe I have a new offseason thread......

 

[Jade]

I have a mild dislike for fans of North Melbourne, and believe Boomer Harvey may be slightly over rated in the grand scheme of things....

 

[Doss]

I have the deepest of respect for the journalistic skills of one Sir Damien Barrett Esquire, and have never once come off the long run in his general direction or been at all disparaging towards him.

 

[Jade]

I have the deepest of respect for the journalistic skills of one Sir Damien Barrett Esquire, and have never once come off the long run in his general direction or been at all disparaging towards him.

Dude, understatement, not flat out ******* lie.

 

[Doss]

Dude, understatement, not flat out ******* lie.

Check the title.

 

[Harlequin]

Doss you may want to visit the Drunk Tank as this has gone beyond delusion

 

[VelvetSledge]

Words cannot describe how much I want to punch the screen right now.

Jeff Garlett is a superstar

 

[Doss]

Doss you may want to visit the Drunk Tank as this has gone beyond delusion

Don't torture me, I'm still at work.

 

[Jade]

Don't torture me, I'm still at work.

Knocking back the frostiest of ales as we speak.....

 

[Beerfish]

45 minutes and cownting..

 

[eth-dog]

Chris Yarran isn't a good player

 

[Jade]

Chris Yarran isn't a good player

Carltons list isn't THAT ba...... BAH HA HA HA HA HA.... I can't do it, can't do it.......

 

[eth-dog]

Carltons list isn't THAT ba...... BAH HA HA HA HA HA.... I can't do it, can't do it.......

YES! I WIN!

 

[Ashton Agar]

I think your list has peaked already and is in decline.

14 wins down to 12 is not improving, it's declining!

First statement is ridiculous.

So he thinks one year of winning less games (without our coach I might add) means we are on the decline already.

This bloke is an idiot, will never say anything good about Essendon, never.

EDIT: Another one.

I reckon 8-11 wins depending on your draw after round one.

 

[Yoda_]

Is that Wild Bill Ashton Agar ?

You gotta lend me a link to it. Im sure Jade will have a field day

 

[Jade]

Is that Wild Bill Ashton Agar ?

You gotta lend me a link to it. Im sure Jade will have a field day

Don't rely on me. Wild Bill and I have....... an arrangement.

 

[Yoda_]

Don't rely on me. Wild Bill and I have....... an arrangement.

Oh.. do tell?