Hi i'm carntheroos4eva's cat

[grumpythecat]

Thought my owner and i would come clean and tell you who we actually are.
My name is grumpy and i'm suzi's cat. Why am i posting on here? Simply because suzi has a broken arm. She wanted to come back on here and we had to come up with a suitable idea.
Suzi is an artist. She creates all sorts of artwork.
She wants to be able to share her artwork online with bigfooty.
Send us a pm if you want something made up to use.
The best pics will be posted up on suzi's website which has yet to be created.
Sooz has had a few usernames on here that unfortunately could not be reused.

One simple rule for you all to follow because of what i have posted up, please do not do any harm to sooz or i because i will scratch and bite you.
We want to be able to post on bigfooty and not be rude or disrespectful to anyone.

 

[the_interloper]

So Grumpy, you made a bit of a deal with your owner? And why couldn't you re-use any of her old usernames?

 

[Syd]

IF you were really s00z's cat, you'd look like this...

 

[Spuddage]

Who else get's the feeling that this thread will one day be used as evidence in a hearing?

 

[grumpythecat]

Who else get's the feeling that this thread will one day be used as evidence in a hearing?

It won't be going that far...

 

[Syd]

Who else get's the feeling that this thread will one day be used as evidence in a hearing?

It won't be going that far...

School kids took all the bus seats again?

 

[King Elvis]

WTF.

Must be one hell of a high functioning cat; IQ definitely above 76!

 

[grumpythecat]

WTF.

Must be one hell of a high functioning cat; IQ definitely above 76!

My owner tells me she has seen you on facebook talking her down.

One thing please be careful of what you say. Yes she does have high functioning autism. But we don't want to ruin our experience on here now do we? This is not TLC where you and other members are obsessed by sooz.

I'm her cat. Anyone that harms her will get pounced on and they will get scratched and bitten.

 

[Spuddage]

Has anyone let Hoffy95 know that Sooz's pussy is all over Bigfooty?

 

[King Elvis]

My owner tells me she has seen you on facebook talking her down.

One thing please be careful of what you say. Yes she does have high functioning autism. But we don't want to ruin our experience on here now do we? This is not TLC where you and other members are obsessed by sooz.

I'm her cat. Anyone that harms her will get pounced on and they will get scratched and bitten.

You blocked me on FB, that's not awesome, cool or grouse.

 

[grumpythecat]

You blocked me on FB, that's not awesome, cool or grouse.

Sooz had to because you were telling everyone that she's nasty.
There's a reason why she doesn't post on TLC and it's because people like you stress her out. Please stop stressing her out.

 

[Breva_]

Sooz had to because you were telling everyone that she's nasty.
There's a reason why she doesn't post on TLC and it's because people like you stress her out. Please stop stressing her out.

The reason you don't post on TLC is because you are banned.

 

[grumpythecat]

The reason you don't post on TLC is because you are banned.

The reason why sooz is banned is because she was being bullied and called upon me to out a few people online.
I found out who the real identities behind some names. They had the same treatment as sooz did when people were outing her online.

 

[Syd]

My owner tells me she has seen you on facebook talking her down.

One thing please be careful of what you say. Yes she does have high functioning autism. But we don't want to ruin our experience on here now do we? This is not TLC where you and other members are obsessed by sooz.

I'm her cat. Anyone that harms her will get pounced on and they will get scratched and bitten.

So s00z has a nasty pussy?

 

[Syd]

The reason why sooz is banned is because she was being bullied and called upon me to out a few people online.
I found out who the real identities behind some names. They had the same treatment as sooz did when people were outing her online.

BRB, registering the name "Suzi Olsen" on multiple websites.....

 

[Doss]

Well, look what the cat dragged in.

 

[grumpythecat]

Well, look what the cat dragged in.

You're lucky that Chief approved the idea.
Once the boss approves you must give them a chance.
Anyway thanks for the welcome.

Hope you aren't too upset at the resignation of james hird.

 

[Hoffy95]

I still can't figure out how a cat is able to post on BF. This is a landmark occasion.

Probably the best poster I've ever come across.

 

[Doss]

I hear David Hille is a bit upset, though.

 

[Breva_]

I hear David Hille is a bit upset, though.

Pillow talk?

 

[grumpythecat]

I hear David Hille is a bit upset, though.

Do a favour and don't let him near your account.

 

[Doss]

But Hille loves cats.

 

[grumpythecat]

But Hille loves cats.

Don't let him near your super admin duties.

 

[Spuddage]

I still can't figure out how a cat is able to post on BF. This is a landmark occasion.

Probably the best poster I've ever come across.

First a horse, now a cat! What amazing times we live in.

 

[Doss]

Don't let him near your super admin duties.

That seems a bit catty though.