Indykaila
Rookie
- Jul 23, 2015
- 34
- 39
- AFL Club
- GWS
Hi all, I've been working hard at KFC and haven't had time to come onto Big Footy for some time. I apologize as I know you've missed my inside information on the transfer market. Anyway, this fat old campaigner came to my drive through window earlier and ordered 3 twister and 2 large fries. I told him we had a special family deal and it may be cheaper for him. I was shocked by his response. His 3rd chin trembled and he blurted out 'I'm not a farkkin wheeler dealer, now farkk off you little s**t' . Taken aback by this I tried to change the subject. 'Sorry sir, that'll be 24 quid........... Do you like football sir? Spurs are struggling for goals at the moment aren't they?
The fat campaigner looked me in the eye and said slowly.........'Spurs asked for Vardy but they couldn't understand Ranieri's accent. I've heard Jermaine Defoe is going back to the lane to help the one season wonder'
I hereby open the January transfer rumour thread. Let the Liverpool 'in for ' every current and former BVB player then SNUBBED lols begin!
The fat campaigner looked me in the eye and said slowly.........'Spurs asked for Vardy but they couldn't understand Ranieri's accent. I've heard Jermaine Defoe is going back to the lane to help the one season wonder'
I hereby open the January transfer rumour thread. Let the Liverpool 'in for ' every current and former BVB player then SNUBBED lols begin!