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[WAFLfan1969]

What did the Zero say to the Eight?


Nice Belt

 

[WAFLfan1969]

What do you call a Nun with a washing machine on her head?


Sister-matic

 

[WAFLfan1969]

What do you call a cow with no legs?



Ground Beef

 

[WAFLfan1969]

Why can't you hear a Psychiatrist using the bathroom?


Because the P is silent !!!!

 

[Maddox]

This one may be a tad inappropriate...

Boy: There's 20 letters in the alphabet yeah?
Girl: No there's 26.
Boy: Oh I forgot U-R-A-Q-T.
Girl: Aw that's so sweet. But that's still only 25 letters.
Boy: Don't worry. You'll ge the D later

 

[jezaroo]

What's black & white and eats like a horse?



A zebra

 

[jezaroo]

What's black, white and red all over?



A newspaper....

 

[WAFLfan1969]

What do you call a man with shovel on his head?


Doug

 

[WAFLfan1969]

Bloke races into a bar and says to the barman '"quick get 10 whiskeys"
The bartender says 10, are you sure
Bloke says yeah I''ve just had my first blow job
The bartender says and you're celebrating?
Bloke nah trying to get the taste out of my mouth

 

[WAFLfan1969]

What do you call a dog with 4 inch legs and 6 inch steel balls?



Sparky!!!

 

[WAFLfan1969]

What happened to the Kangaroo Prince and Princess?


They lived hoppily ever after

 

[RoOGrrrl]

What happened to the Kangaroo Prince and Princess?


They lived hoppily ever after

 

[WAFLfan1969]

What do you call a girl with a heater on her head?


Anita

 

[WAFLfan1969]

What do you call a bunch of cows masturbating?


Beef Strokin-off

 

[WAFLfan1969]

What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?


Last years hide and go seek winner

 

[Higgins2Waite]

Q: Why did the robber have a bath?

A: To make a clean getaway!

Q: who do you call when an elephant breaks its toe?

A: A toe truck!

 

[Engimal]

Q: What did the Collingwood supporter get for Christmas?

A: Your bike.

 

[Maddox]

 

[Maddox]

BREAKING NEWS:

Man found dead with two Weet-Bix shoved up his arse. Police suspect a cereal killer.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

There's 2 mexican twins that are employed as firefighters, what are their names?

Jose and Hose-B

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Why is Mexico's Olympic team so rubbish?

Every Mexican that can run, jump or swim is already in the US.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Oldie but a goody.

What do you call 13 lawyers on the bottom of the sea?

A good start .

 

[WAFLfan1969]

Did you hear about the bloke who turned up at the Emergency Department with 6 plastic horses shoved up his bottom ??

Doctors have said his condition was stable

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Was just talking to a girl who was taking her new scarf back to the shop. It was too tight around her neck ..........

Not tight enough, by the sounds of it...

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

This made me laugh