Practice Match : Team Kournikova v Pagan Ducks - 2pm (AEDST) Sunday Feb 11

[Mobbs]

4 : 9.07 - RIPPER TAKES A PEARLER.
4 : 9.15 - RIPPER WITH A LITTLE SPACE.
4 : 9.24 - JACS ON THE END OF THIS.
4 : 9.33 - LONG HANDPASS TO THE RUNNING JACS.
4 : 9.41 - HE KICKS TOWARDS ALFANDREWS AND CROODE.
4 : 9.5 - TOP MARK ALFANDREWS.
4 : 9.59 - ALFANDREWS HAS POSSESSION.
4 : 9.67 - DANNI ON THE END OF THIS.
4 : 9.76 - A QUICK SNAP FROM DANNI.
4 : 9.85 - STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CENTRE.
4 : 9.85 - JACS WINS THE TAPOUT.
4 : 10.02 - WITH THE BALL IS RIPPER.
4 : 10.11 - APPLIES A BEAUTIFUL SMOTHER.
4 : 10.19 - BACKSEATOFATAXI WITH A LITTLE SPACE.
4 : 10.28 - GONZO RECEIVES HIS HANDPASS.
4 : 10.45 - A SHORT KICK TO ROOBOY.
4 : 10.54 - ROOBOY TRAPS THE BALL BEAUTIFULLY.
4 : 10.62 - ROOBOY WITH THE BALL NOW.
4 : 10.71 - A SNAP AT GOAL ...
4 : 10.8 - ROOBOY GETS THE SIX POINTS.
4 : 10.8 - GONZO KNOCKS THE BALL DOWN.
4 : 10.97 - BACKSEATOFATAXI HAS POSSESSION.
4 : 11.06 - QUICK HANDS FROM SHINBONERS UNDER PRESSURE.
4 : 11.23 - HE LOOKS FOR ROOBOY.
4 : 11.31 - THE BALL DROPS SHORT OF ROOBOY.
4 : 11.4 - NICK_THE_PIE_MAN WITH THE BALL NOW.
4 : 11.48 - A FLAT PUNT.
4 : 11.57 - MAGS TAKES A STRONG MARK.
4 : 11.65 - MAGS WITH A LITTLE SPACE.
4 : 11.74 - THAT PASS WAS ABSOLUTELY CENTRE METRE PERFECT HANDS OF MAGIC.
4 : 11.82 - HE GETS A HANDPASS TO JOFFA.
4 : 11.99 - A WOBBLY OLD KICK.
4 : 12.07 - A VERY GOOD MARK TO ALFANDREWS.
4 : 12.16 - ALFANDREWS IS NOW OFF AND RUNNING.
4 : 12.25 - ALFANDREWS LINES IT UP FROM FORTY METRES.
4 : 12.33 - IT JUST SCRAPES IN FOR A POINT.
4 : 12.42 - CROODE IS NOW OFF AND RUNNING.
4 : 12.5 - HE LOOKS FOR DEVO.
4 : 12.59 - DEVO TAKES A PEARLER.
4 : 12.68 - DEVO WITH A LITTLE SPACE.
4 : 12.76 - HIS KICK IS TOWARDS HOTHAM.
4 : 12.85 - HOTHAM TAKES A STRONG MARK.
4 : 12.93 - HOTHAM LOOKING FOR A LEAD.
4 : 13.02 - HE KICKS TOWARDS ROOBOY AND NICK_THE_PIE_MAN.
4 : 13.11 - ROOBOY TAKES A STRONG MARK.
4 : 13.19 - WITH THE BALL IS ROOBOY.
4 : 13.28 - SOMEONE'S CHANGING.
4 : 13.54 - ROOBOY LOOKING FOR A LEAD.
4 : 13.71 - ROOBOY HAS POSSESSION.
4 : 13.8 - HE GETS A HANDPASS TO GONZO.
4 : 13.88 - HIS KICK IS HURRIED - IN THE DIRECTION OF INVISIBLEMULLET.
4 : 13.97 - INVISIBLEMULLET TRAPS THE BALL BEAUTIFULLY.
4 : 14.06 - INVISIBLEMULLET LOOKING FOR A LEAD.
4 : 14.14 - INVISIBLEMULLET GOES FOR GOAL.
4 : 14.23 - JUST ONE BEHIND TO INVISIBLEMULLET.
4 : 14.31 - OLDDARKNAVYS LOOKING FOR A LEAD.
4 : 14.4 - OLDDARKNAVYS CAN'T BREAK FREE - HE'LL LOSE IT.
4 : 14.48 - SMOKEY HAS POSSESSION.
4 : 14.57 - MALIBU RECEIVES HIS HANDPASS.
4 : 14.74 - MALIBU LINES UP THE STICKS.
4 : 14.82 - GOAL NUMBER 1 TO CROODE.
4 : 14.82 - GONZO GETS THE BALL DOWN.
4 : 14.99 - BACKSEATOFATAXI WITH A LITTLE SPACE.
4 : 15.08 - A HOSPITAL KICK.
4 : 15.17 - KAZ CAN'T MARK BUT IS ABLE TO CONTROL IT.
4 : 15.25 - WITH THE BALL IS KAZ.
4 : 15.34 - HE HANDPASSES TO GONZO.
4 : 15.43 - A SNAP AT GOAL ...
4 : 15.51 - HE COULD HAVE DONE MORE WITH THAT. ONE BEHIND.
4 : 15.6 - OLDDARKNAVYS WITH A LITTLE SPACE.
4 : 15.69 - HIS KICK IS HURRIED.
4 : 15.77 - TOP MARK KAZ.
4 : 15.86 - KAZ LOOKING FOR A LEAD.
4 : 15.94 - HE KICKS TOWARDS INVISIBLEMULLET AND JOFFA.
4 : 16.04 - INVISIBLEMULLET TRAPS THE BALL BEAUTIFULLY.
4 : 16.13 - INVISIBLEMULLET IS NOW OFF AND RUNNING.
4 : 16.29 - A SNAP AT GOAL ...
4 : 16.38 - HE COULD HAVE DONE MORE WITH THAT. ONE BEHIND.
4 : 16.47 - OLDDARKNAVYS IS NOW OFF AND RUNNING.
4 : 16.64 - NICK_THE_PIE_MAN HAS ANOTHER.
4 : 16.72 - GREAT TACKLE BY ROOBOY.
4 : 16.81 - ROOBOY HAS POSSESSION.
4 : 16.98 - WITH THE BALL IS ROOBOY.
4 : 17.07 - KYMHODGMANSMO RECEIVES HIS HANDPASS.
4 : 17.16 - KYMHODGMANSMO HAS A PING.
4 : 17.24 - PAULKANGA DOESN'T LET US DOWN.
4 : 17.24 - BIG TAP FROM GONZO.
4 : 17.42 - RIPPER WITH THE BALL NOW.
4 : 17.5 - HE LOOKS FOR PIEGIRL2.
4 : 17.59 - BUT STRAIGHT TO 35EYE.
4 : 17.67 - WITH THE BALL IS 35EYE.
4 : 17.84 - 35EYE LOOKING FOR A LEAD.
4 : 17.93 - HIS KICK IS HURRIED - IN THE DIRECTION OF SHINBONERS.

 

[Mobbs]

4 : 18.02 - TOP MARK - NOT PAID.
4 : 18.1 - SHINBONERS HAS POSSESSION.
4 : 18.19 - LONG HANDPASS TO THE RUNNING HOTHAM.
4 : 18.28 - A WOBBLY OLD KICK.
4 : 18.36 - HE CAN'T HOLD IT.
4 : 18.45 - MISS_MAGPIE WITH THE BALL NOW.
4 : 18.53 - HE KICKS TOWARDS LIONSTRIKE AND HOTHAM.
4 : 18.62 - LIONSTRIKE CAN'T MARK BUT IS ABLE TO CONTROL IT.
4 : 18.71 - WITH THE BALL IS LIONSTRIKE.
4 : 18.79 - HE LOOKS FOR SAME_OLDS.
4 : 18.88 - BUT HE PICKS OUT THE OPPOSITION.
4 : 18.96 - DAPHNE LOOKING FOR A LEAD.
4 : 19.05 - HE KICKS TOWARDS SHINBONERS AND MAGS.
4 : 19.14 - SHINBONERS IS OUTMARKED BY MAGS.
4 : 19.22 - MAGS HAS POSSESSION.
4 : 19.31 - MAGS LINES IT UP FROM FORTY METRES.
4 : 19.39 - WHAT A GOAL.
4 : 19.39 - JACS GETS ONE HAND TO IT.
4 : 19.57 - LIONSTRIKE LOOKING FOR A LEAD.
4 : 19.66 - QUICK HANDS FROM JACS UNDER PRESSURE.
4 : 19.74 - THAT PASS WAS ABSOLUTELY CENTRE METRE PERFECT HANDS OF MAGIC.
4 : 19.82 - A FLAT PUNT.
4 : 19.91 - BUT CHIPPING IN FRONT IS CROODE.
4 : 20 - CROODE LOOKING FOR A LEAD.
4 : 20.08 - A WILD HANDBALL - BUT LUCKILY MALIBU WAS WELL PLACED TO CLEAN UP.
4 : 20.17 - QUICK HANDS FROM DARKY UNDER PRESSURE.
4 : 20.25 - HE GETS A HANDPASS TO KYMHODGMANSMO.
4 : 20.34 - QUICK HANDS TO CROODE.
4 : 20.42 - KYMHODGMANSMO ON THE END OF THIS.
4 : 20.51 - HIS KICK COVERS MORE HEIGHT THAN DISTANCE.
4 : 20.59 - UP GOES BACKSEATOFATAXI.
4 : 20.68 - BACKSEATOFATAXI LOOKING FOR A LEAD.
4 : 20.76 - HE LOOKS FOR HILLY.
4 : 20.85 - THE BALL SPILLS FREE.
4 : 20.94 - WITH THE BALL IS MISS_MAGPIE.
4 : 21.02 - A FLAT PUNT.
4 : 21.11 - LIONSTRIKE TAKES THE MARK.
4 : 21.2 - LIONSTRIKE HAS POSSESSION.
4 : 21.28 - A WILD HANDBALL - BUT LUCKILY PIEGIRL2 WAS WELL PLACED TO CLEAN UP.
4 : 21.37 - PIEGIRL2 HAS A PING.
4 : 21.45 - PIEGIRL2 GETS THE GOAL.
4 : 21.45 - JACS GETS THE BALL DOWN.
4 : 21.63 - RIPPER WITH THE BALL NOW.
4 : 21.71 - HIS KICK IS TOWARDS RF1.
4 : 21.8 - UP GOES RF1.
4 : 21.89 - RF1 LOOKING FOR A LEAD.
4 : 21.97 - HE GETS A HANDPASS TO SANDIE.
4 : 22.06 - LONG HANDPASS TO THE RUNNING ALFANDREWS.
4 : 22.14 - SANDIE GOES ALL THE WAY.
4 : 22.23 - HE COULD HAVE DONE MORE WITH THAT. ONE BEHIND.
4 : 22.32 - CROODE HAS POSSESSION.
4 : 22.4 - A WILD HANDBALL - BUT LUCKILY KYMHODGMANSMO WAS WELL PLACED TO CLEAN UP.
4 : 22.49 - QUICK HANDS TO DARKY.
4 : 22.57 - HE HANDPASSES TO KYMHODGMANSMO.
4 : 22.66 - DARKY IS TACKLED BEAUTIFULLY BY DANNI.
4 : 22.74 - DANNI HAS POSSESSION.
4 : 22.83 - IF THAT'S A GOAL I'LL NEVER BREAK WIND AGAIN.
4 : 22.92 - DARKY GETS A HAND TO IT JUST IN TIME.
4 : 23 - PAULKANGA WITH A LITTLE SPACE.
4 : 23.09 - GET'S HANDS OFF WITHIN THE NICK OF TIME.
4 : 23.17 - GET'S HANDS OFF WITHIN THE NICK OF TIME.
4 : 23.26 - DEVO CALLS FOR IT.
4 : 23.34 - UP GOES DEVO.
4 : 23.43 - DEVO LOOKING FOR A LEAD.
4 : 23.6 - A FLAT PUNT.
4 : 23.68 - TOP MARK RIPPER.
4 : 23.77 - RIPPER IS NOW OFF AND RUNNING.
4 : 23.86 - A HOSPITAL KICK.
4 : 23.94 - SAME_OLDS TAKES A PEARLER.
4 : 24.03 - SAME_OLDS WITH A LITTLE SPACE.
4 : 24.11 - HE LOOKS FOR ALFANDREWS.
4 : 24.2 - ALL UP BUT NOBODY CAN TAKE THE MARK.
4 : 24.29 - CROODE HAS POSSESSION.
4 : 24.37 - KYMHODGMANSMO ON THE END OF THIS.
4 : 24.46 - HE SENDS THE BALL TO 35EYE.
4 : 24.54 - 35EYE TAKES THE MARK.
4 : 24.63 - 35EYE WITH THE BALL NOW.
4 : 24.71 - A HOSPITAL KICK.
4 : 24.8 - HOTHAM TRAPS THE BALL BEAUTIFULLY.
4 : 24.89 - HOTHAM IS NOW OFF AND RUNNING.
4 : 24.97 - HE HANDPASSES TO GONZO.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
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Final Scores :
Kournikova 12.16.88
Pagan 20.19.139

Apologies again for the format (unless you like it of course). I have two people here waiting for me, we're off to the St Kilda festival ... so I have to do a runner.

I'll add the stats and stuff when I get back.

Cheers.

 

[Darky]

KICK ANUS ROOBOYS AND ROOGIRLS!!!!!!!!!

 

[ant]

Sucked in Kournikova, I always knew you were overated. How the mighty have fallen. A certain team's premiership odds have taken a serious dive.....

 

[Back Seat Of A Taxi]

great call. I think spider and myself teamed very well today. Go the mighty Duck.

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Can You Feel My Love Buzz

 

[Kaz]

Well played team...better luck next time Kournikova - NOT!!!!

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Lackluster display from the kournikovas.
We were sober going into the match which didn't help. We will come back better and more drunk than ever!!

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"Collingwood forever"

 

[QT]

Oh no!

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

It's all very well to kick some goals and a take a speccie here and there but it's doesn't mean a thing if the team loses. Sounds like I can use some skills coaching too!

 

[Mobbs]

Stats are finally up ... via http://www.lexicon.net/POTOC/SweetFA.html

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Hallowed be thy Roy

 

[WCE2000]

we didn't drink enoguh.

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[Shinboners]

Look, we don't want to get ahead of ourselves. Team Kournikova are a quality side with quality players and I'm sure that the next time we play them, they'll be looking at regaining some lost pride. Spend too much time looking ahead and something else will trip you up when you're not looking. We knew they'd come out hard, and play some quality football, put us under the pump, and to our guys credit, and it's a learning experience for many of our players, they passed the test well. I don't want to single anyone out, it was a team effort by our club, we had some quality contributions from some good quality players who have adapted well to our playing style and we're very proud that they're here to represent the Pagan Ducks Football Club.

 

[TigerTank]

I can only suggest that I was carrying an injury on the day.

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TT - Obligatory bad-tempered Richmond supporter

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I'm confused Mobben. Your play by play suggests I scored 3 goals or so but the stats say I scored none. Which is it? This is my career man. My position may well be on the line if I can't turn this around. With stats like those I had better be kicking goals. Come on 'fess up.

 

[Mobbs]

The play by play commentary is the one you should trust less. It often skips last-moment handballs and stuff, so those three goals were probably goals you gave off to someone else.

Trust the stats, but don't necessarily trust the behinds in stats, either, as it seems rushed behinds are added on gallantly for players, too.

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Hallowed be thy Roy

 

[Richmondfan#1]

I don't get it. Why am i such a bad player? I am in the forward line but i never get any goals??

 

[Mobbs]

Give it time.

Might just be a good team player

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Hallowed be thy Roy

 

[Mags]

Oh ****!

Were Rebuliding!

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by Shinboners:
Look, we don't want to get ahead of ourselves. Team Kournikova are a quality side with quality players and I'm sure that the next time we play them, they'll be looking at regaining some lost pride. Spend too much time looking ahead and something else will trip you up when you're not looking. We knew they'd come out hard, and play some quality football, put us under the pump, and to our guys credit, and it's a learning experience for many of our players, they passed the test well. I don't want to single anyone out, it was a team effort by our club, we had some quality contributions from some good quality players who have adapted well to our playing style and we're very proud that they're here to represent the Pagan Ducks Football Club.

Bullshit. Flag here we come!

 

[Shinboners]

Originally posted by Darky:
Bullshit. Flag here we come!

One hundred dollars will head your way if we hear Denis Pagan say that in a post-match press conference during the year.

 

[ant]

Just a hundred??

 

[Shinboners]

I was going to say $1,000, but I could imagine Darky going to training and going up to Pagan and saying, "Hey Denis, want a cut of an easy thousand bucks?". Yep, never trust a womaniser like Darky.....