Random thoughts not worthy of a thread (Part I)

[Gasometer]

You know those moments when you realise that you are even more of an idiot than you thought. I just had one.

I just had a bit of an angry moment because the cricket wasn't being shown on tv, yelling things like "why the **** do i even pay for foxtel!@!"

Took me a good 30 - 45 minutes to notice that it is not the 6th today... sooooooooooooo dumb.

fool

 

[fool]

fool

Yeah i am

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Do we still care about Assange?

 

[Twinkletoes]

Do we still care about Assange?

Only his membership money.

I'm stilll trying to process the news that Matt LeBlanc will be one of the new Top Gear presenters.

 

[ferball]

I don't care about Assange particularly but wikileaks is awesome.

 

[The Other Dean]

As someone who grew up with 90s Punk this is way too accurate.



(apart from the needing Viagra)

That was pretty cool. And clever. Nice little game of 'spot the band'.

Few easy targets in there, and thought one or two were a little harsh or off the mark, but bonus points for the lampooning of New Found Glory. If ever a 90's punk band deserves to have the piss taken out of them, it's that bunch of clowns.

 

[The Other Dean]

Lucky she had a Golden Retriever. Would hate to have seen what you would have done to a poodle.

This topic reminds me of a story which may help to fill some of the void of highbrow material that's been brought on by IUB's absence.

Not long after I met the missus, I'd probably been with her 8 months or so, we took off on a holiday to Bali together. While there, one night we made the questionable decision to partake in a '$10 for all the arak you can drink' night at a busy bar. Long story short, my memory fades out after about the first half hour of drinking, but I'm reliably informed that I had a great night and some helpful Balinese dudes from the bar were kind enough to give us a lift back to the hotel. My memory briefly kicks back in at about 4am, when I got up, still very much in a drunken haze, to take a pee in the bathroom. I remember getting up and stumbling through the dark into the adjoining bathroom and, through bleary, impaired eyes, spotting the white porcelain of the toilet and taking a leak, before retreating back to bed.

My memory then resumes normal transmission when I awake the next morning, peering through bloodshot eyes to the sight of a deeply unimpressed missus staring back at me. Thoughts immediately went back to the previous night as I pondered the very likely possibility that in my inebriated state, I may have made a bit of a goose of myself at the bar. I couldn't remember anything specific, so I just went with a vague, tentative, apologetically-toned approach.

"I guess I was a little on the drunk side at the club", I said sheepishly.
"Yeah....you know you pissed on the bar fridge last night?" she replied.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

New Zealanders have a unique way with expressing themselves through protest: This time, it features an Economic Development Minister — and a flying dildo.

A woman shangeyed the jiggly sex toy at Minister Steven Joyce while he was talking on-air to reporters at Waitingi on the North Island’s toe.

He was espousing the benefits of the highly secretive Trans Pacific Partnership economic agreement currently under negotiation.

It slapped against his lips and bounced of a nearby reporter’s breasts — before falling limply at their feet.

 

[ferball]

New Zealanders have a unique way with expressing themselves through protest: This time, it features an Economic Development Minister — and a flying dildo.

A woman shangeyed the jiggly sex toy at Minister Steven Joyce while he was talking on-air to reporters at Waitingi on the North Island’s toe.

He was espousing the benefits of the highly secretive Trans Pacific Partnership economic agreement currently under negotiation.

It slapped against his lips and bounced of a nearby reporter’s breasts — before falling limply at their feet.

Pretty sure it was a protest at the signing of the TPP.

 

[Horace]

In the Age today it says the 7 million Australians are on low-carb diets, 4 million are gluten free, 2 million are vegetarian and more than 240000 pursue the paleo diet. Good for them.

As for me, well I'm sticking with my long time tried and true approach of eating what tastes the best and as much as possible of it. (Well within reason that is.)

 

[DarkPhoenix]

In the Age today it says the 7 million Australians are on low-carb diets, 4 million are gluten free, 2 million are vegetarian and more than 240000 pursue the paleo diet. Good for them.

As for me, well I'm sticking with my long time tried and true approach of eating what tastes the best and as much as possible of it. (Well within reason that is.)

Theres no way that 1/3rd of australia is on low carb, the report is a load of crap

 

[chugginon]

In the Age today it says the 7 million Australians are on low-carb diets, 4 million are gluten free, 2 million are vegetarian and more than 240000 pursue the paleo diet. Good for them.

As for me, well I'm sticking with my long time tried and true approach of eating what tastes the best and as much as possible of it. (Well within reason that is.)

I'm with you Horace But I never know what "reason" is

 

[Horace]

I'm with you Horace But I never know what "reason" is

Very nice chugginon. At least two of us who know whats best for us.

 

[fool]

In the Age today it says the 7 million Australians are on low-carb diets, 4 million are gluten free, 2 million are vegetarian and more than 240000 pursue the paleo diet. Good for them.

As for me, well I'm sticking with my long time tried and true approach of eating what tastes the best and as much as possible of it. (Well within reason that is.)

Ive been on the "punish my liver" diet for the last decade or so now, i eat when im hungry,usually don't care what. But the beer is the important part of my diet

 

[chugginon]

Ive been on the "punish my liver" diet for the last decade or so now, i eat when im hungry,usually don't care what. But the beer is the important part of my diet

SO you will be getting your daily amount of vegetables ?

 

[fool]

SO you will be getting your daily amount of vegetables ?

I actually do eat relatively healthy... but only to allow me to justify my drinking

 

[chugginon]

I actually do eat relatively healthy... but only to allow me to justify my drinking

Hey that is almost a sensible answer :0 lol I was thinking of the amount of hops in your beer.... hops being a vegetable an all

 

[fool]

Hey that is almost a sensible answer :0 lol I was thinking of the amount of hops in your beer.... hops being a vegetable an all

Ahhhhhhh i get it... now that is has been pointed out to me

See i can also blame the alcohol for my inability to read into that.

#justified

 

[chugginon]

Ahhhhhhh i get it... now that is has been pointed out to me

See i can also blame the alcohol for my inability to read into that.

#justified

Well, I just thought I would point it out to beat Horace having to do it Seeing how he is so old , it may have worn him out , and I know he would like to stay awake to see the start of the comments re the match on here

 

[fool]

Well, I just thought I would point it out to beat Horace having to do it Seeing how he is so old , it may have worn him out , and I know he would like to stay awake to see the start of the comments re the match on here

Im sure hes really happy to have you looking after him like that

 

[DarkPhoenix]

David Trotter is Schache's manager.

Carn Trotts, do something useful for North for once.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

David Trotter is Schache's manager.

Carn Trotts, do something useful for North for once.

Schache?

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Josh Schache, Number 2 draft pick.

Mountain of a kid. Ridiculous endurance and a good kick. Leading Forward.

Mad North supporter.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Josh Schache, Number 2 draft pick.

Mountain of a kid.

Mad North supporter.

Ta.

I should've known that but my lack of interest in anything non-North meant I only cared about who we got.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Josh Schache, Number 2 draft pick.

Mountain of a kid. Ridiculous endurance and a good kick. Leading Forward.

Mad North supporter.

Schache BFNAAK?