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Why not 6 goals?We're a rugged lot. I'd like to see an AFL player spend 9 days in hospital, come out the day before a game and kick 5 goals.
You mean next week. We have the week off.My Nostradamus senses are tingling.. he will kick 6 this week.
I mean at our training session.
Wacky Tiger's for shits n gigs.So which thread should we be trolling this week?
Right. 3-2-1 let's go!Wacky Tiger's for shits n gigs.
Lol I'll troll it too. Let's go to the Hawks v Dragons I reckonWacky Tiger's for shits n gigs.
The stuff they got wasn't worth insuring so we didn't as the excess would be worth more. Will replace in the future if it doesn't come back.Oh no! Rendered Unsafe, I just realised we can't play FIFA cos those dirty rats stole it...just as we started playing too
Sorry to remind you. But seriously, I hope you are insured and kept your receipts, claim that s**t bro.
I just dropped by show you that I am clever with word play.
THE FINAL REGULAR SEASON GORILLA
If you cast your mind back a few weeks to a time when we were in the regular season playing the Hawks. Finals secured, we didn't have much to play for except pride. We could have gone through the motions and limped into the Finals, but we decided against it. We dismantled the Hawks in true contender style. The fires of the #royvolution are burning bright
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Roylion and fitzroybulldog were expecting more of a challange
The final Gorilla(s) of the week, were up against two of the greatest forwards the Sweet FA has ever produced, and who are expected to carry the Hawks deep into the Finals. Okeydoke and Tarks, The Lance and Kurt of the Sweet FA, were not only muted, but rendered wholly ineffectual, leaving the Hawks reliant on the future Roy Clint Beastwood for goals. The two players who had the job on these so called stars, and the two final Gorillas of the week are none other than Roylion and some hack called fitzroybulldog. Roylion back up his stellar performance against the Swampies with an almighty blanket job on the long winded admin, restricting him to 3 touches and 1 measly goal. Okey had a shadow all game, and Roylion was his name. As for Tarks, he was just bamboozled. It was like watching a slapstick comedy. Everytime he got near the ball, the inexperienced defender in flogroybullcrap would come sliding into the contest and the ball would spill loose. Tarks would fly for a mark, fitzrollbulldroll would jump awkwardly into the pack a spoil it with whatever appendage was free. It was a sight to behold. One of the greatest forwards being utterly foiled and held goalless by a 2 game defender. Brilliance or Madness - you decide.
Congrats Roylion and footscraylion.
Roylion's day - 7 touches, 1 mark, 1 tackles, 27 DT points and 1 goal against
fb's day - 11 touches, 3 marks, 36 DT points, 0 goals against.
Gorillas of the Week
Round 1: Dicky Fitzwell
Round 2: Reardo
Round 3: Rumballs
Round 4: Fred
Round 5: Chezzalenko Reborn
Round 6: Rendered Unsafe
Round 7: Mooch/Loonerty/Mighty P
Round 8: Reardo
Round 9: freetoeknee
Round 10: Freakie
Round 11: Chezzalenko Reborn
Round 12: Slax
Round 13: Fred
Round 14: Roylion
Round 15: Roylion & some other dude.
fixed, but not sure we were talking about the same game.....Thanks, Cap, didn't even warrant a mention? Just came up with 3 vital goals at vital stages, 100 DT points
Anyway, this game is addictive as hell, just destroyed everyone now, came close to getting gobbled up early but came out on top...for a while anyway.
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THE FINAL REGULAR SEASON GORILLA
...leaving the Hawks reliant on the future Roy Clint Beastwood for goals.
fixed, but not sure we were talking about the same game.....