Marlowe
𝓤𝓷𝓽𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮
- Mar 12, 2012
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S16 Round 18 - Roys vs Dragons at Dragon Island
Last they met: Roys 88 def. Dragons 83 at Brunswick Junction
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Wow the skin of my heels tastes really crunchy.
Mobbs! How I missed ya
^ You're a very convincing dragon.
You should feel good about that.
Wow the skin of my heels tastes really crunchy.
What's this, a missing persons extravaganza?Mobbs! How I missed ya
Prior to this season I would have said a 200-0 Roys loss would be ridiculously impossible, but having sat through this season I believe a 200-0 loss to be highly probable.According to my calculations, a 200 to 0 win to the Dragons will have us sitting in the finals ahead of both the Furies and Swamprats assuming they lose and don't score.
Get it done Dragons.
Prior to this season I would have said a 200-0 Roys loss would be ridiculously impossible, but having sat through this season I believe a 200-0 loss to be highly probable.
So with probable impossibilities in mind I suspect the Roys to record an impossible win possibly.
Dragons don't exist, Much like there chances at playing finals this season.
I will take great pleasure in winning this game and laughing at the lizards that occupy this crummy island.
Pants don't exist since the great pant burning of 1583, when the great man Julio Pantless inspired the world to see the way of no pants, and so all pants were burned in a great bonfire when all the pants in the world were destroyed.
As such, I am not wearing any pants.
In regards to you, "No Style Pants", when the Dragons win this one by the highly ulikely scoreline of 200-0, you sir, will be eating said pants, as well as your hat.l
I don't wear hats. I find them to be tight fitting.
Julio Pantsless was just that flog Chezzalenko Reborn in disguise. I ended that issue and to this day he tries to get one on me.
Still, I'm not surprised to read that you are sitting at your computer wearing no pants.
I'm actually sitting at my TV wearing no pants. Bigger screen than a stupid laptop.
Fancy.
Wow the skin of my heels tastes really crunchy.
We really need to clean those showers. I fear it's contagious as the skin on my heels is really violet crumbly.Wow the skin of my heels tastes really crunchy.
As long as it's only skin off the heels, Brother.