Official Match Thread S18 R06 Dragons FFC vs Alberton Swamprats at Dragon Island

[Danoz]

Dragons FFC vs Alberton Swamprats at Dragon Island

Last time they met: Season 17 Round 17

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Dragons FFC : 7.13.55
Alberton Swamprats : 9.6.60
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The last time these two teams met resulted in a nail biting finish with the Swamprats’ DonDynamite kicking a last minute goal to clinch the win for the Swaprats. Only one game separates the Dragons and the Swamprats on the ladder, a win to the ‘Rats likely to see them jump into the 8 for the first time this season, while a win for the Dragons will likely see them battle for second spot, depending on other results.

Players to watch:
jenny61_99 has been a revelation since joining the Dragons late last season. Jenny ranks 16th in the league for disposals at a touch under 20 per game, and 5th for marks.

Another Dragon rookie BlueMaster1 has jumped out of the blocks in his first season kicking 11 goals and making his presence felt in match threads.

spookism is enjoying his midfield time this season, leading the league for tackles averaging more than 7 per game. He stands as one of the tougher obstacles for the Dragons to overcome the Swampies.

After crossing from the Royals in the offseason, Power Raid has surprised many with his ball gathering ability in the middle ranking 6th for total disposals.

Average Stats Comparison:

Dragons     Averages         Swamprats
12.2        Goals            13.4
11.2        Behinds          5.8
232.8       Disposals        219
117         Kicks            119
115.8       Handballs        100
46.8        Marks            44.2
14          Tackles          13.2
14          Hit Outs         13.2
16.2        Frees For        13.4
17.8        Frees Against    16.4
898.6       DT               874
1080.8      Exie             1049.2

Prediction:
Dragons by 4 points

Good luck to both sides and make sure your captains name an ‘Official Team Sheet’ and tag Logger before 23:59 this Friday.

 

[jenny61_99]

After last weeks abysmal showing, I'm looking to make amends in a big way.

 

[Power Raid]

After last weeks abysmal showing, I'm looking to make amends in a big way.

same same

sounds like we have a big challenge ahead

 

[BlueMaster1]

Looking to add to my goal tally this week look out swamprats

 

[Power Raid]

great emblem dragons. what is the history behind the club?

 

[Noobz0r]

Need a win this week Swampies, will be nice to slip into the 8, and I can be a happy drunk come Sunday night, rather than a depressed drunk.

 

[spookism]

Sweet mother of god, we better bounce back this week.

 

[MP_]

i seriously suck as a full forward, gone are the days of 5 ft 9 power forwards with hangovers

also hello dragons, do me a favour and be crap this week

 

[I Dont Care]

i seriously suck as a full forward, gone are the days of 5 ft 9 power forwards with hangovers

also hello dragons, do me a favour and be crap this week

Hangovers? Well there is the problem. Just play drunk

 

[spookism]

i seriously suck as a full forward, gone are the days of 5 ft 9 power forwards with hangovers

also hello dragons, do me a favour and be crap this week

Hangovers? Well there is the problem. Just play drunk

 

[MP_]

Hangovers? Well there is the problem. Just play drunk

i may have to do some tweaking of my drinking schedule then

 

[I Dont Care]

i may have to do some tweaking of my drinking schedule then

RossFC wasn't beering us quick enough...wanted a kick or something instead

 

[RossFC]

RossFC wants a kick and I_Dont_Care wants a beer.

 

[MP_]

RossFC wants a kick and I_Dont_Care wants a beer.

 

[BlueMaster1]

i seriously suck as a full forward, gone are the days of 5 ft 9 power forwards with hangovers

also hello dragons, do me a favour and be crap this week

Only if you's play Craper

 

[RossFC]

Looking to add to my goal tally this week look out swamprats

Thanks for the heads up.

Now we will limit your goal tally from 10 to 9.

 

[Power Raid]

RossFC wants a kick and I_Dont_Care wants a beer.

and I want to celebrate with Shazza

 

[MP_]

Only if you's play Craper

who knows, the sim simply hates the swamprats

 

[Ljp86]

i seriously suck as a full forward, gone are the days of 5 ft 9 power forwards with hangovers

also hello dragons, do me a favour and be crap this week

Soft. Rehab is for quitters.

 

[Ljp86]

So we've got the Swamprats this week. If anyone needs me I'll be at the ground nailing everything down so it can't be stolen.

 

[spookism]

So we've got the Swamprats this week. If anyone needs me I'll be at the ground nailing everything down so it can't be stolen.

Last thing I nailed cost me $20

 

[Ljp86]

Last thing I nailed cost me $20

Never knew fleshlights were that cheap.

 

[spookism]

Never knew fleshlights were that cheap.

You clearly haven't tried an lady of the night from Elizabeth, sometimes all I have to buy is Maccas

 

[Determinant]

I'm not keen on the whole rat thing, can we not just bait them and take the win?

 

[MoOP]

Dear Dragons,
thank you for inviting us to play on your island. I have one question, we don't have wings like you lot so how do we get there? Do we have to swim or something? Also, who's your rover this week?
Love always,
MoOP
xxx

PS - yes, I know that was 3 questions, but you didn't even notice till I pointed it out.