Official Match Thread S18 Round 11 - Alberton Swamprats v Roys FFC @ Alberton Oval

Jhye Clark 13 · Sep 2, 2014

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Klim · Sep 2, 2014

What a mess.

Danoz · Sep 2, 2014

Overall team averages

Code:

Swamprats        Averages         Roys
14.3             Goals            15.2
8.0              Behinds          8.9
237.1            Disposals        249.4
125.9            Kicks            127.8
111.2            Handballs        121.6
47.4             Marks            51.0
29.7             Tackles          32.2
13.5             Hit Outs         10.9
15.3             Frees For        15.5
17.3             Frees Against    16.0
931.8            DT               986.9
1117.5           Exie             1183.0

Averages when Rats are home and Roys are away

Code:

Swamprats        Averages         Roys
13.8             Goals            13.8
7.5              Behinds          9.3
226.8            Disposals        254.3
124.5            Kicks            126.0
102.3            Handballs        128.3
46.8             Marks            48.0
30.3             Tackles          32.8
13.3             Hit Outs         9.5
15.5             Frees For        18.5
15.5             Frees Against    18.8
911.5            DT               973.0
1093.8           Exie             1166.5

Averages against when Rats are home and Roys are away

Code:

Swamprats        Averages         Roys
13.8             Goals            13.8
10.0             Behinds          11.0
251.3            Disposals        259.8
127.8            Kicks            136.5
123.5            Handballs        123.3
51.8             Marks            54.5
26.5             Tackles          31.5
10.3             Hit Outs         13.3
15.5             Frees For        18.8
15.5             Frees Against    18.5
963.3            DT               1015.5
1151.8           Exie             1220.8

Combined averages of home for and away against, and vice versa

Code:

Swamprats        Averages         Roys
13.8             Goals            13.8
9.3              Behinds          9.6
243.3            Disposals        252.8
130.5            Kicks            126.9
112.8            Handballs        125.9
50.6             Marks            49.9
30.9             Tackles          29.6
13.3             Hit Outs         9.9
17.1             Frees For        17.0
17.0             Frees Against    17.1
963.5            DT               968.1
1157.3           Exie             1159.1

Result: Roys, just.

fitzroybowiedog · Sep 2, 2014

Hi Swampies. How are you all?

spookism · Sep 2, 2014

fitzroybulldog said:
Hi Swampies. How are you all?

I'm fine.
How are you.

I'm flying to Japan tomorrow.
Have a nice day.

Konichiwa.

fitzroybowiedog · Sep 2, 2014

spookism said:
I'm fine.
How are you.

I'm flying to Japan tomorrow.
Have a nice day.

Konichiwa.

I am good.
I was in Singapore yesterday. And it was hot.
I am back Jakarta now.
Have fun in Japan.

Noobz0r · Sep 2, 2014

spookism usurped MannumPower, and now I've usurped spooky. Coming next week, I_Dont_Care usurps me, leading to the demise of the rats because he truly doesn't care.

We recently installed metal detectors leading into Alberton Oval before the Bandits played here, make sure you turn up a few hours early to get those hips through security Roy boys.

Fred · Sep 2, 2014

I've joined the thread early for a change.

I Dont Care · Sep 2, 2014

Noobz0r said:
spookism usurped MannumPower, and now I've usurped spooky. Coming next week, I_Dont_Care usurps me, leading to the demise of the rats because he truly doesn't care.

We recently installed metal detectors leading into Alberton Oval before the Bandits played here, make sure you turn up a few hours early to get those hips through security Roy boys.

Am I really that transparent?

Noobz0r · Sep 2, 2014

I_Dont_Care said:
Am I really that transparent?

Compared to myself and spookism 's public attempts to usurp MP, you're a regular deep throat.

Just served you up a delicious half volley.

I Dont Care · Sep 3, 2014

Noobz0r said:
Compared to myself and spookism 's public attempts to usurp MP, you're a regular deep throat.

Just served you up a delicious half volley.

And I swallowed it like a gravy-train. Anyway someone broke into MannumPower's grog shed...again, I left you all the passion pop...so you can usurp it up

Power Raid · Sep 3, 2014

I_Dont_Care said:
And I swallowed it like a gravy-train. Anyway someone broke into MannumPower's grog shed...again, I left you all the passion pop...so you can usurp it up

which one? passion pop the drink or passion pop the old man fetish?

Mobbs · Sep 3, 2014

I'm cold and tired. Hug me.

Power Raid · Sep 3, 2014

Mobbenfuhrer said:
I'm cold and tired. Hug me.

if you can't get it from your side, feel free to feel the alberton love

Cheetah · Sep 3, 2014

Power Raid said:
if you can't get it from your side, feel free to feel the alberton love

it's ok, Mobbs can consider himself hugged. It's just another midweek crisis.

Cheetah · Sep 3, 2014

Mobbenfuhrer said:
I'm cold and tired. Hug me.

Go west, young man.

fitzroybowiedog · Sep 3, 2014

Mobbenfuhrer said:
I'm cold and tired. Hug me.

Just imagine that manacle around ankle is me hugging you, keeping you warm and safe in the basement.

fitzroybowiedog · Sep 3, 2014

Noobz0r said:
spookism usurped MannumPower, and now I've usurped spooky. Coming next week, I_Dont_Care usurps me, leading to the demise of the rats because he truly doesn't care.

We recently installed metal detectors leading into Alberton Oval before the Bandits played here, make sure you turn up a few hours early to get those hips through security Roy boys.

The leadership merry-go-round. A tale as old as time.

I Dont Care · Sep 3, 2014

Power Raid said:
which one? passion pop the drink or passion pop the old man fetish?

It's a surprise...be prepared for either

I Dont Care · Sep 3, 2014

fitzroybulldog said:
Just imagine that manacle around ankle is me hugging you, keeping you warm and safe in the basement.

You would think he would feel warm and safe in his outfit

fitzroybowiedog · Sep 3, 2014

I_Dont_Care said:
You would think he would feel warm and safe in his outfit
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I was sad the Mobbs' celebrity nudes got leaked.

I Dont Care · Sep 3, 2014

fitzroybulldog said:
I was sad the Mobbs' celebrity nudes got leaked.

Lol

spookism · Sep 3, 2014

fitzroybulldog said:
I was sad the Mobbs' celebrity nudes got leaked.

Topical. I like it.

However, like the Roys chances this weekend, I'm finding it difficult to actually see said pictures with limited internet access and all that.

fitzroybowiedog · Sep 3, 2014

spookism said:
Topical. I like it.

However, like the Roys chances this weekend, I'm finding it difficult to actually see said pictures with limited internet access and all that.

The Roys chances have limited internet?

I Dont Care · Sep 3, 2014

fitzroybulldog said:
The Roys chances have limited internet?

I took it about your chances of gimping your gimp

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