Official Match Thread S18 Round 11 - East Side Hawks v Mt Buller Demons @ Waverley Park

[Jhye Clark 13]

Preview to not come.

 

[Captain Awkward]

First in, best dressed. That's me. Always first, always best.

DeeWong6996 debuting for us this week. Carn the dons.

#geauxhawks
#2inarow

 

[Matt121]

First in, best dressed. That's me. Always first, always best.

DeeWong6996 debuting for us this week. Carn the dons.

#geauxhawks
#2inarow

First the worst, second the best

 

[Captain Awkward]

First the worst, second the best

It's YOU! You're Him! You're GutsyBug!

Welcome back!

 

[Danoz]

Overall team averages

Hawks            Averages         Demons
13.3             Goals            13.7
9.4              Behinds          10.3
235.4            Disposals        250.9
121.8            Kicks            129.1
113.6            Handballs        121.8
47.8             Marks            49.8
29.9             Tackles          30.8
13.2             Hit Outs         12.2
12.4             Frees For        15.6
15.0             Frees Against    16.5
925.4            DT               974.3
1104.9           Exie             1164.2

Averages when Hawks are home and Demons are away

Hawks            Averages         Demons
14.2             Goals            15.8
8.0              Behinds          11.2
242.0            Disposals        263.8
124.8            Kicks            136.0
117.2            Handballs        127.8
46.2             Marks            54.4
28.4             Tackles          31.0
12.8             Hit Outs         15.0
11.6             Frees For        15.4
12.4             Frees Against    16.2
941.4            DT               1038.6
1114.6           Exie             1241.6

Averages against when Hawks are home and Demons are away

Hawks            Averages         Demons
14.4             Goals            16.4
7.4              Behinds          9.8
235.2            Disposals        245.2
121.0            Kicks            135.2
114.2            Handballs        110.0
45.4             Marks            50.6
26.6             Tackles          28.0
12.6             Hit Outs         14.4
12.4             Frees For        16.2
11.6             Frees Against    15.4
918.0            DT               982.0
1088.2           Exie             1175.6

Combined averages of home for and away against and vice versa

Hawks            Averages         Demons
15.3             Goals            15.1
8.9              Behinds          9.3
243.6            Disposals        249.5
130.0            Kicks            128.5
113.6            Handballs        121.0
48.4             Marks            49.9
28.2             Tackles          28.8
13.6             Hit Outs         13.8
13.9             Frees For        13.9
13.9             Frees Against    13.9
961.7            DT               978.3
1145.1           Exie             1164.9

Result: Slim win for the Hawks

 

[Logger]

Result: Slim win for the Hawks

I look forward to the very first 4/5ths of a point being scored in qooty to get the hawks over the line.

 

[cooney]

I am fresh and ready to go, now lets bounce back with a win Dees!

 

[DeeWong6996]

My beans are k33n

 

[Danoz]

I look forward to the very first 4/5ths of a point being scored in qooty to get the hawks over the line.

Didn't that first happen last week? But the 4/5ths didn't get the warriors over the line

 

[Footypie32]

Hello Hawks. Let's party.

 

[cooney]

My beans are k33n

I am keen for some baked beans.

 

[Footypie32]

I am keen for some baked beans.

Remind me not to sit next to you on the bus.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Beanz meanz fartz.

That is to say: gas.

Which we are now cooking with.

A little unhygienic, I know, but that's life.

#geauxhawks
#fartz

 

[DeeWong6996]

I highly recommend the Anaconda fart remix for those who haven't been fortunate enough to see it, quality viewing

 

[lanky_wes]

Dear Hawks,

I would just like to thank you in advance for the win and accompanying four points we are going to have this weekend. I would say it's very generous of you, however, you don't actually have any say in the matter.

Kind regards,
lanky_wes

 

[Logger]

Didn't that first happen last week? But the 4/5ths didn't get the warriors over the line

Neither will anything the Hawks score, frankly.

 

[Smartys Power]

Let's do this Dees. Back on the winners list and our season is back on track.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Neither will anything the Hawks score, frankly.

Correct: nothing the Hawks score will get the Warriors over the line.

What other pearls of wisdom do you have, oh Guru Swami Logger?

 

[Clint Beastwood]

Two in a row fellas, let's go. #geauxhawks

 

[Logger]

Correct: nothing the Hawks score will get the Warriors over the line.

What other pearls of wisdom do you have, oh Guru Swami Logger?

Hark to my wisdom: nothing the Hawks score will aid the Dragons this week.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Hark to my wisdom: nothing the Hawks score will aid the Dragons this week.

Mind? Blown.

 

[cooney]

Remind me not to sit next to you on the bus.

Oh I will, but there is no escaping the smell!!

 

[Captain Awkward]

Josh Twinnedys
In an unprecedented event twins will be playing against each other this week at Waverley Park. East Side Hawks star back man scaryness will be taking on his twin brother Smartys Power who plays for the Mount Buller Demons.

When asked about the prospect of playing on his brother, scaryness joked "He's not that smart. He'll be powerless to stop us on Sunday."

Smartys Power retorted "I'm not scared of him."

Hawks midfielder Captain Awkward is in some doubt for the game with complaints of groin soreness.

In unrelated news, several celebrities this week had their nude photos leaked.

 

[scaryness]

Let's do this Dees. Back on the winners list and our season is back on track.

You... I don't like you

 

[Logger]

Mind? Blown.

There's more where that came from, plenty more. Maybe even eight more, if you play your cards right.