Official Match Thread S19 R10 Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

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And so its gameday! ladies and gentlemen Today the mighty Coney Island Warriors up against the roysFFC (which i have on authority stands for: Former Football Club) another regulation match which we should win comfortable.

So far the roys have been likened to the 1988 classic Gorillas in the mist, Lead by a titless woman. rarely seen near the contest and few times they are they're getting ******* massacred.


MISOGYNIST!

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I've had a bit of back trouble lately but in somewhat of a pleasant surprise, I woke up really stiff this morning
 
And so its gameday! ladies and gentlemen Today the mighty Coney Island Warriors up against the roysFFC (which i have on authority stands for: Former Football Club) another regulation match which we should win comfortable.

So far the roys have been likened to the 1988 classic Gorillas in the mist, Lead by a titless woman. rarely seen near the contest and few times they are they're getting ******* massacred.
Hey. I have lovely breats. Im a dude though. Well last time i checked. Its such a beautifully fluid thing these days.
 

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Get ready to be soundly beaten and so on and so forth....
If it's all the same I'm going to wear my hard tackling, big kicking, float like a butterfly sting like a stingy thing pants today. I just need to remember to not put them on inside out and then you will know what a demoralising defeat will taste like. Et cetera.
 
damn it mooch, i forgot you played for these plodders. they should make you captain you're literally the only person on the team whos any good.
I thought you knew stuff about junk and things? We're top of the fricken ladder, man!
 

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