Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 13 - Dragons FFC v Coney Island Warriors at Ljp86's Lair

[Dinsdale]

And a f**?

no, a biscuit

 

[Supersuns]

To shreds you say?

Extirpated

 

[Tonga Bob]

Extirpated

Extirpate grew out of a combining of the Latin prefix ex-, meaning “out,” and the Latin noun stirps, “trunk” or “root.” Among the earliest definitions of extirpate in English were “to uproot” and “to clear of stumps,” as well as the broader meaning of “to destroy completely” or “wipe out.”

 

[Supersuns]

Extirpate grew out of a combining of the Latin prefix ex-, meaning “out,” and the Latin noun stirps, “trunk” or “root.” Among the earliest definitions of extirpate in English were “to uproot” and “to clear of stumps,” as well as the broader meaning of “to destroy completely” or “wipe out.”

This tickled my body in various ways

 

[Tonga Bob]

This tickled my body in various ways

Oh yeah? Name four of them.

 

[Supersuns]

Oh yeah? Name four of them.

It's not my job to tell you about the various ways my body as tickled.

 

[Tonga Bob]

It's not my job to tell you about the various ways my body as tickled.

Whose job is it then?

 

[Dinsdale]

Whose job is it then?

The Tickler? (Who was an unpopular Batman villain)

 

[Tonga Bob]

The Tickler? (Who was an unpopular Batman villain)

Ah ok. Can you go and ask The Tickler which four ways Tickle Me Elmo likes being tickled?

 

[T2B_]

kdavva? I hardly knew her.

 

[T2B_]

Whose job is it then?

Not sure about job but Bonz would definitely know.

 

[DragoDelph]

Are you missing a *?

Yeah, but I'm here now

 

[Tonga Bob]

Not sure about job but Bonz would definitely know.

 

[pantskyle]

Are you missing a *?

No idea.

 

[pantskyle]

It's not my job to tell you about the various ways my body as tickled.

Inner thigh, elbow, eyelid and pancreas.

 

[Bonz]

Whose job is it then?

TheInjuryFactory he knows EVERYTHING

 

[T2B_]

Inner thigh, elbow, eyelid and pancreas.

Okay Jeffrey Dahmer

 

[pantskyle]

Okay Jeffrey Dahmer

It's pantsdahmer thank you very much.

 

[T2B_]

Oh, TheInjuryFactory, name that sets my heart alight
A haven for the broken, a beacon shining bright.
Within your walls, my body finds its sweet release
From strains and stresses, granted perfect peace.

Your staff, with knowledge and with care
It mends the tears and traumas, and chases away despair.
With practiced hands and magic touch, you soothe my every woe
And get me back on track, where I can run and flow.

The crackle of the ultrasound, a symphony to me
A promise of a diagnosis, setting my mind free.
The pop of perfect clapping, a sound that brings me cheer
The knowledge that my weakness will soon disappear.

Oh, TheInjuryFactory, you hold a special place
A shrine to healing, a comforting embrace.
Though some may find you sterile, with posts cold and stark
To me, you are a temple, leaving its healing mark.

So thank you, TheInjuryFactory, for all you do for me
For bringing back my strength, and setting my spirit free.
May you forever mend the broken, the weary, and the lost
A haven of recovery, at whatever painful cost.

 

[Dinsdale]

Oh, TheInjuryFactory, name that sets my heart alight
A haven for the broken, a beacon shining bright.
Within your walls, my body finds its sweet release
From strains and stresses, granted perfect peace.

Your staff, with knowledge and with care
It mends the tears and traumas, and chases away despair.
With practiced hands and magic touch, you soothe my every woe
And get me back on track, where I can run and flow.

The crackle of the ultrasound, a symphony to me
A promise of a diagnosis, setting my mind free.
The pop of perfect clapping, a sound that brings me cheer
The knowledge that my weakness will soon disappear.

Oh, TheInjuryFactory, you hold a special place
A shrine to healing, a comforting embrace.
Though some may find you sterile, with posts cold and stark
To me, you are a temple, leaving its healing mark.

So thank you, TheInjuryFactory, for all you do for me
For bringing back my strength, and setting my spirit free.
May you forever mend the broken, the weary, and the lost
A haven of recovery, at whatever painful cost.

Are you on the mushies?

 

[Supersuns]

Inner thigh, elbow, eyelid and pancreas.

I've been experimenting with Oats and Whey.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Are you on the mushies?

I hear the Dragons are nice now.

Or they've finally gone off the deep end.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

Are you on the mushies?

Stealing my work

 

[T2B_]

I hear the Dragons are nice now.

Or they've finally gone off the deep end.

Yes

 

[Tonga Bob]

I've been experimenting with Oats and Whey.

Curds or gtfo