Werewolf Secret ClarkeM - The Rise of Fascism

[Pie 4 Life]

Pro tip - don't have kids for another 10-15 years! Live life!

Hope you kept the receipt SaintBilly

 

[kananooks]

My favourite. Logistica trample damage.

 

[ClarkeM]

Smirk

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Oh is that what it looks like when you win? I wouldn’t know…

 

[ClarkeM]

GOOD MORNING ALL…

 

[ClarkeM]

THE LEGISLATIVE ROOM IS AT ODDS. IF SECRET CLARKEM IS ELECTED CHANCELLOR, THE FASCISTS WILL WIN! THE LIBERALS MUST ENSURE THAT SECRET HITLER IS NOT ELECTED AS CHANCELLOR.

COULD THIS BE IT?

Votes have been cast, less Boncer’s… the room awaits patiently.

 

[boncer34]

Jeez. Wonder how I'll vote

 

[croweater 41]

Jeez. Wonder how I'll vote

 

[ClarkeM]

All votes are in.

I may actually get a chance to post results in ten minutes. Standby

 

[SaintBilly]

Hope you kept the receipt SaintBilly

I threw the receipt out when it cheated on me.

 

[ClarkeM]

RESULTS ARE IN
The Votes are as follows:

	VOTING
Barrybran	Nein
Boncer34	Nein
Croweater 41	Ja
CursingFijian	Ja
Jmoo Wan	Ja
kananooks	Ja
Ligma	Ja
Pie 4 Life	Ja
SaintBilly	Ja
Sswans2011	Ja

Now, as SaintBilly has been elected as Chancellor, there is but ONE question he needs to answer. SaintBilly, are you Secret ClarkeM?

 

[SaintBilly]

RESULTS ARE IN
The Votes are as follows:

	VOTING
Barrybran	Nein
Boncer34	Nein
Croweater 41	Ja
CursingFijian	Ja
Jmoo Wan	Ja
kananooks	Ja
Ligma	Ja
Pie 4 Life	Ja
SaintBilly	Ja
Sswans2011	Ja

Now, as SaintBilly has been elected as Chancellor, there is but ONE question he needs to answer. SaintBilly, are you Secret ClarkeM?

 

[ClarkeM]

FASCISTS WIN

SaintBilly was Secret ClarkeM.

Before we reveal the fascists, I want SaintBilly to try and guess who they were

 

[SaintBilly]

I think the more pertinent question is did Pie rig the randomiser?

 

[Pie 4 Life]

I think the more pertinent question is did Pie rig the randomiser?

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[Pie 4 Life]

 

[Pie 4 Life]

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Can we execute croweater 41 yet?

 

[SaintBilly]

My guess for fascists.

Ligma - giving me two fascist cards to deal with knowing I would have to play one. Then when I lied and said she gave me one of each she didn’t pull me up on it.

I think crowy was genuinely a lib. But at the same time if he was fascist I wouldn’t be surprised.

I feel like Pie might’ve just gotten unlucky with the rando but at the same time it’s extremely risky putting me up especially when I’d just been elected chancellor.

The third one is tricky. I want it to be jmoo but I think he played a little too safe to be anything but liberal.

I’m going for my fellow sainter in CF for the last one.

 

[SaintBilly]

Oh and boncer was a lib. Of that I’m completely certain.

 

[croweater 41]

Can we execute croweater 41 yet?

I told you.

P4L
SB
Kanooks

I can’t work the 3rd out but you all got played. Probably ******* Barry to be honest. No one wanted to listen to poor old croweater. He was just the crazy conspiracy guy

 

[Ligma]

YAAAAAAAS UP THE FASCISTS

 

[SaintBilly]

I told you.

P4L
SB
Kanooks

I can’t work the 3rd out but you all got played. Probably ******* Barry to be honest. No one wanted to listen to poor old croweater. He was just the crazy conspiracy guy

To be fair I believed you. That SB bloke was definitely dodgy.

 

[croweater 41]

YAAAAAAAS UP THE FASCISTS

Well actually I was right you filthy fascist. Nooks, Ligs, P4L and SB.

* me. Listen to the crazy ones we are usually right.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Well actually I was right you filthy fascist. Nooks, Ligs, P4L and SB.

* me. Listen to the crazy ones we are usually right.

You literally kept changing the entire game. If you throw enough s**t something will hit. If you genuinely thought that, you would not have said "Ja". Hindsight in 20/20.

 

[croweater 41]

To be fair I believed you. That SB bloke was definitely dodgy.

The liberals clearly weren’t all that around.

We needed some more nein voters. I mean bonce did his best but * it was tough going.