Official Match Thread SFA S14 Round 3: Geelong Gumbies vs East Side Hawks at House of Gumby

[beez]

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Teams due Friday, game simmed Monday.


Good luck to all

 

[TheDoctor11]

Bring it, Dawks.

 

[LeverPuller]

That reminds me, I need to move the Dawks to 7th on the Power Rankings...

 

[BotsMaster]

Bring it on HAWFS!!!

 

[Lion Cub 16]

Time to give the Dawks a thumping!!!

 

[StFly]

Posting bye, oh wait, Biggies stepped down, so maybe we might see two of them.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Let's go gumbies we can win this.*









*season 11 flash back

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Official East Side Hawks Team Sheet - Round 3

FB: Showbag (42) - PieInTheSky (35) - Amazing Bombers (55)
HB: Tarkyn_24 (24) - Mr Eagle (18) - grizzlym (23)
C: IMS (3) - Biggie (2) - Larrikin (6)
HF: HARPSichord (26) - Farrand (1) - Glinn Mgraw (41)
F: Reggie (8) - Plugg3r (4) - Chief (00)
R: Boncer34 (27) - Kerrby (33) - Dagless (9)
Int: Hawks1523 (41) - Messenger (17)

Changes from last match
Ins: Reggie (8)*, Kerrby (33)
Outs: philcara16 (16), Maddz (22)
*First game for season

Positional Changes
Tarkyn_24 RR -> LHB
HARPSichord RW -> LHF
Hawks1523 LHF -> INT
Larrikin LFP -> RW
Messenger LHB -> INT
Reggie INT -> LFP
Kerrby INT -> RR

Swung the axe a little bit, time to let the rotation do its job a little bit too, with two midfielders in HARPS and myself taking up half back and half forward respectively... our forward pocket specialist Reggie is back into the side after two weeks out while Hawks1523 and Messenger become impact players off the interchange for us. Kerrbs and Dagless can expect to be rotated out of the midfield next week for their one week stint elsewhere if we don't snag a win this week.

 

[Biggie]

Really need to get off the ground here Hawkers otherwise it will be a long, long season.

 

[safman]

alright gumbies! time to make it 2 in a row! (someone insert some witty banter below on my behalf)

 

[peterss]

Cmon Gumbies.

Despite winning last week we didnt play to well but the important thing was the 4 points, and we now need to continue on with it and get a run on the board.

 

[TRAWP]

God damn bitches all up on my shitniz in dis' room. It like deez peeps dont understand I the epic nizshizz. I be like kicking dez' goals all over dat park. Word.

 

[safman]

ok i know my english is poor but what the **** was that?

 

[StFly]

ok i know my english is poor but what the **** was that?

Here's a hint, it's not English.

 

[TRAWP]

You dant' like my shiz dan' you be all gayz. I kick dem goals allz over da SFA. I be makin' a mok-ree of dez foolz. Come at me brosef!

 

[StFly]

It's so cute that he's finally picking up internet meme slang, his parents must be oh so proud.

 

[TRAWP]

St Fly is mad at life.
His a victim of his fat ol' wife.
He thinks his name is Lou the fly.
He better shut up or i'll make his life a lie.
Ill bounce his face, ill make him a victim.
All the while Hawks will restrict him.

Word.

 

[WAG]

St Fly is mad at life.
His a victim of his fat ol' wife.
He thinks his name is Lou the fly.
He better shut up or i'll make his life a lie.
Ill bounce his face, ill make him a victim.
All the while Hawks will restrict him.

Word.

Well that's just plain scary. Plugg3r channeling Jobby!

 

[StFly]

I have a wife?

Hot diggity, did she already pawn my wedding band off for sweets and sugary goodness? Because that's what I'd do and I'd expect no less from any woman sharing my little neck of the woods.

Provided of course said sugary goodness is shared otherwise, disappoint son I would be.

 

[TRAWP]

Well that's just plain scary. Plugg3r channeling Jobby!

WAG you just mad because I'm styling on you.

I have a wife?

Hot diggity, did she already pawn my wedding band off for sweets and sugary goodness? Because that's what I'd do and I'd expect no less from any woman sharing my little neck of the woods.

Provided of course said sugary goodness is shared otherwise, disappoint son I would be.

Your wife provides sugary goodness everynight, just it's to me. And thats the way I a' a' a' like it!

 

[Itsmyshow]

Round 3 eh...

Well, unfortunately our in house team meeting led by Mein Fuhrer was secretly taped by beez, but we are going dirty this week, killing c..... ah, people.... It's on like Donkey Kong.. Biatches!!!!!!!

 

[Bobby P]

East side are the worst. That's right.

 

[StFly]

Your wife provides sugary goodness everynight, just it's to me. And thats the way I a' a' a' like it!

So you like fat women?

St Fly is mad at life.
His a victim of his fat ol' wife.
He thinks his name is Lou the fly.
He better shut up or i'll make his life a lie.
Ill bounce his face, ill make him a victim.
All the while Hawks will restrict him.

Word.

I hear whale blubber is a delicacy in Japan, so that must narrow down where my wifey is, and no amount of treadmilling shall stay my course!

A shark might.

 

[TRAWP]

East side are the worst. That's right.

You cant see the pain coming for you.
Your best bet is to be taking away in a crane.
Whilst the Hawks are styling you up, on our private plane.
Your team is just cruising in the slow lane.

Word.

 

[axis_miles03]

Here we go Gumbies another win here for sure. I'm ready to tear this game apart.