Media SFADA - We're coming for you!

[Tandy]

For too long qootballers have been running rampant amongst the league.
It stops now.
I've been working undercover for over a season. Collecting, testing and consuming all that has been confiscated.
Im now putting together a taskforce of like-minded individuals. Willing to serve the league, to keep it relatively clean, whilst filling their pockets with ClarkeMonies and their nostrils with *****
We only work after midnight and our HQ is at Tickles Strip Club. More to come

 

[Tandy]

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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For too long qootballers have been running rampant amongst the league.
It stops now.
I've been working undercover for over a season. Collecting, testing and consuming all that has been confiscated.
Im now putting together a taskforce of like-minded individuals. Willing to serve the league, to keep it relatively clean, whilst filling their pockets with ClarkeMonies and their nostrils with *****
We only work after midnight and our HQ is at Tickles Strip Club. More to come

lets stamp out the dopers and allow us natural body builders to compete on even ground

 

[Tandy]

lets stamp out the dopers and allow us natural body builders to compete on even ground

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I believe you're made of the right stuff Turbo. You've always had your ear to the ground and nose to the table when it comes to these matters. Your hard stance on the use of anabolic steroids and how it relates to high level qootball has always been highly regarded league wide. Let me draw up some paper work and speak to a few higher ups but Im very confident it will be a unanimous yes!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Attention SFAEW roster: we are not responsible for any steroid related suspensions.

 

[DenieD]

 

[big_icky]

 

[Chipmunk]

What about stamping out those qooty players who wear pants?

This chipmunk knows the no pants rule.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

What about stamping out those qooty players who wear pants?

This chipmunk knows the no pants rule.

What about pantskyle

and with Turbo and me...

 

[DenieD]

What about stamping out those qooty players who wear pants?

This chipmunk knows the no pants rule.

Full on winnie the pooh is the way to go.

 

[pantskyle]

What about pantskyle

and with Turbo and me...

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Personal attacks again, my time will come.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Hi Friends & Haters

Effective immediately, I am retiring from Qooty

 

[BigChippa52]

I've been juicing up on sea pickles heres five thousand dollars, good day

 

[Test Tickle]

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For too long qootballers have been running rampant amongst the league.
It stops now.
I've been working undercover for over a season. Collecting, testing and consuming all that has been confiscated.
Im now putting together a taskforce of like-minded individuals. Willing to serve the league, to keep it relatively clean, whilst filling their pockets with ClarkeMonies and their nostrils with *****
We only work after midnight and our HQ is at Tickles Strip Club. More to come

 

[Tandy]

Play Hard, Party Harder
Ladies and gentlemen and chipmunks
Welcome to the very first SFADA ceremonial gala.
Where each week we will be swearing in a new member to join our elite taskforce. Tasked with tackling the war on drugs in the league, perhaps stockpiling them and maybe holding private benders from time to time.
We will be head hunting some of the leagues most respected, trustworthy and squeaky clean qootballers to help keep the clubs clean.

Our first inductee into the group is TigerTurbulance. A man with a reputation for good clean healthy living. He once treated his slug like body like the dumpster he used to live in.
But now treats his body like a temple.
Welcome to the stage Tigerturbulance

Turbo it's great to have you on board, how does it feel to be apart of the task force?

I feel honoured to be part of a group who are dedicated to cleaning up the SWEET F.A. and ridding the organisation of all those drug cheats that have been winning premierships and ALL-SFA selection for the last few seasons.

You've made no secret about your hardline stance on illicit drugs what sort of approach can we expect from you?

Zero tolerance for one, we need to start doing random internal cavity checks first and really shake the place up. Once we get a bench line from random checking we then target the obvious drug cheats who have been using chemical enhancements to lift their games. I wont name names but obviously you have to start with The Filth Wizard who has now won ALL-SFA selection 15 times - obvious doping going on there. pantskyle is another one with 8 ALL-SFA selections although you will need a sniffer dog to get through his fur. Tonga Bob was obvious full of juice when he won the season 36 Mobbs Medal, the list is huge and people will be shocked when they find out how many of their qooty heroes are drug cheats.'

There's been a lot of rumours over the years about you being not natty, care to clear this up?

Ridiculous, all 245kg of love muscle has been achieved through years of drinking goon at the furies and all the weight work I put in at Banhammer Prison. I know people find it hard to believe that this body can be natural but it is.

What skills do you bring to the SFADA?

Obviously with the time I have put in at Banhammer and the gym I have seen everything there is about the illegal drug enhancement program. In the rucking game roids are a staple diet so I have certainly come up against them on a weekly basis. How else would a 45kg lamb turn from meek and mild Strigoi in the rucking dragon beast she was, and how do you think a meek deer became the 490kg rucking Muddiemoose ?

There's talk amongst the board we are having an all nighter and heading to the casino, you in?

Count me in, word has it a new batch of Florida Snow has hit Las Vegas and I am ready to party like its season 35! And before I forget put all the money you are going to pay me for this job on red 32, I am going to score big time both on and off the gaming floor

Thanks again Turbo for jumping aboard. A few nervous players in the room. Turbo's wasted no time in calling out the big dogs. Now it's time we get to work.

Until next time.

E.J Tandy
SFADA President

 

[pantskyle]

I haven't received a single league accolade/ALL SFA in around 100 seasons even when I was clearly the best and earned it.

I am mistreated when all I do is bring joy and laughter to the people of the league.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The only dope going around is the one that says I am not worthy of 11 All-SFA's.

 

[Tandy]

The only dope going around is the one that says I am not worthy of 11 All-SFA's.

Don't worry mate. An investigation will take place in due course. If you are found to be innocent you will have nothing to answer for. But I have it on good authority that Tigerturbulance will plant evidence. If you serve your doping ban with dignity and grace the SFADA may call on you to rat on others. There is a place for you here. We are not a cult....

 

[pantskyle]

The only dope going around is the one that says I am not worthy of 11 All-SFA's.

I've told mum, she's on her way to pick us up.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I've told mum, she's on her way to pick us up.

Tell her to pick us up some maccas.

 

[pantskyle]

Tell her to pick us up some maccas.

She said no.

 

[Strigoi]

I am quite the formidable foe for just being a cute little sheep. The shortest ruck in the world at a whopping 5'3". Just try me.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

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For too long qootballers have been running rampant amongst the league.
It stops now.
I've been working undercover for over a season. Collecting, testing and consuming all that has been confiscated.
Im now putting together a taskforce of like-minded individuals. Willing to serve the league, to keep it relatively clean, whilst filling their pockets with ClarkeMonies and their nostrils with *****
We only work after midnight and our HQ is at Tickles Strip Club. More to come

Run Matera92 RUN!!!​

 

[Matera92]

Run Matera92 RUN!!!​

 

[AceAndy]

I am quite the formidable foe for just being a cute little sheep. The shortest ruck in the world at a whopping 5'3". Just try me.

At least you are taller than MWPP