Media Sin City Star Struck by New Captain, New Leadership Group and the Resurrection of Jesus

[okeydoke7]

NEW CAPTAIN, LEADERSHIP GROUP

The Sin City Swamprats are pleased to announce the appointment of new captain jackster83.

Jackster83 steps up to the role after the resignation of much loved captain philreich. Philreich has stepped away from the responsibilities in order to rekindle his love of a game which continued to unjustly penalise him for team sheet submissions.

jackster83 has been a member of the Swamprats Leadership Group and has been Vice Captain of the club. The 173 gamer has been an outstanding leader and poster and will lead the Swamprats’ contingent of wonderful posters to a premiership.

BloodySwan has been announced as the Swamprats’ new Vice-Captain, with experienced pair and former club captains okeydoke7 and philreich rounding out a stripped back leadership group of 4.



CHRIST HAS RISEN


The Swamprats are delighted to announce the signing of The Jesus for the upcoming season.

The Jesus, son of stalwart okeydoke7, will bring his holy powers to a club in need of a ladder lift. It is believed to be the first father-son pairing in Sweet FA history.

The Jesus leads a host of signings for the Rats, with Rodney Dangerfield and paraaaa (formerly TheMidRunner) to bring their talents to Sin City next season.

The Swaprats thank outstanding poster Grav for his services as he secures a position at a rival club.

Glory be to Christ our Lord.

 

[philreich]

I just hope that jackster83 will recover from a colonoscopy, should the need arise.

 

[Sun Ra]

Welcome - to - Baghdad = Grav !!!

 

[Headless]

What's happened here, Tigerturbulance?

 

[Sun Ra]

What's happened here, Tigerturbulance?

The beginning of the end. Hopefully it doesn't take too long.

 

[Headless]

The beginning of the end. Hopefully it doesn't take too long.

The beginning? Very generous, Sun Ra.

 

[Sun Ra]

The beginning? Very generous, Sun Ra.

I'm down on my luck and trying to make friends in these post-Banhammer days.

We've offered to take one off their hands when they inevitably fold.

 

[Robertio]

This is a Swamprats thread but we can see who everyone is still thinking about

 

[okeydoke7]

This is a Swamprats thread but we can see who everyone is still thinking about

Me.

It’s usually me.

 

[Sun Ra]

This is a Swamprats thread but we can see who everyone is still thinking about

Back in your box feeder club.

 

[Callums_Guns]

This is a Swamprats thread but we can see who everyone is still thinking about

We're all thinking that Rodders will be a star at the Swamprats and will leave a huge hole at the Gumbies (hope they can fill a team)

 

[Headless]

You had a great run, philreich - congrats. And nice work, jackster83.

 

[Robertio]

Back in your box feeder club.

Three former Bombers at our club your club the feeder club mate, maths not a strong suit?

 

[Robertio]

We're all thinking that Rodders will be a star at the Swamprats and will leave a huge hole at the Gumbies (hope they can fill a team)

He'll leave a huge hole,The Gumbies have been quiet hope they recover from this.

 

[Sun Ra]

Three former Bombers at our club mate your club the feeder club mate, maths not a strong suit.

Logic isn't yours as you show time and time again. Oh well.

Hint: You plant a seed. Add some more s**t (aka fertiliser) and see what happens. You are a feeder club mate, nothing more.

 

[philreich]

Me.

It’s usually me.

And if not, why not?

 

[philreich]

You had a great run, philreich - congrats. And nice work, jackster83.

You know how the mother in law sometimes overstays her welcome, and it's a huge relief when she goes home? Well that's my sentiment about giving up the captaincy - jackster83 will do a fabulous job.

 

[Robertio]

Logic isn't yours as you show time and time again. Oh well.

Hint: You plant a seed. Add some more s**t (aka fertiliser) and see what happens. You are a feeder club mate, nothing more.

Don't need logic when the facts are there to see do we?

 

[BloodySwan]

Pumped for season 36!

The Jesus Rodney Dangerfield paraaaa it's great to have you three on board, we're going to have a great season, I can feel it!

 

[Sun Ra]

Don't need logic when the facts are there to see do we?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

The Jesus is joining the Swamprats?

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[BloodySwan]

The Jesus is joining the Swamprats?

Author of the following threads?

Media - Unveiling the Surprising Potential

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www.bigfooty.com

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Hi friends, league investigative journalist extraordinaire Harvey Manfrenjensenden here with an exciting piece of media for you people to enjoy over the next month or two. A recent exchange between myself and Kennedy Parker got me really thinking about all the finger pointing going on from KP...

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Mother******* Jesus!!!

 

[Greenery]

Boring team, but I'm sure these moves will make them a lot more interesting in match threads.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Boring team, but I'm sure these moves will make them a lot more interesting in match threads.

 

[guero]

I wandered in here to find out which Swampies ‘star’ was in a punch up with members of the Swampies LG. Everyone loves a scandalous Sunday skirmish. But no-one was actually struck, right? Disappointing.