Some Killer Lyrics.....

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Rewind to 1988 folks.

Walk the Dinosaur - Was (not was)


Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

It was a night like this forty million years ago
I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go
The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

And Walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur

CHORUS:

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo
I said I'd be your slave, follow you wherever you go
That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars
You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars

And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur

CHORUS

One night I dreamed of New York
You and I roasting blue pork
In the Statue of Liberty's torch
Elvis Island in a rocket ship
Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared
But where was his beard?????

A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird
A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard
It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar
Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar

I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur

CHORUS
 
I prefer Ice T's 'The IceBerg'

Verse 1

I C E B E R G
What's that spell? Iceberg fellow can't you read?
Time to bleed slaughter slice
Try to say I wasn't nice as we waxed them punks like lab mice
Dice 'em up slice 'em up dissect
Put you in a boilin' pot and let your ass sweat
Cos I rap on game you think I'm weak in a freestyle?
Well 911 you should dial
Before my posse makes a move on your mom's crib
Think we got knives and guns? We got bombs, kid
Blow up your whole block, ya hear the gunshots
Throw you in the Syndicate cellar and let your body rot
Cos I'm the coldest motherf**ker that you ever heard
Call me The Ice...or just The Iceberg

Verse 2

Evil E was out coolin' with a freak one night
f**ked the bitch with a flashlight
Pulled it out and left the batteries in
So he could get a charge when he begin
Used his d**k, the sh*t was tight
Bitch's t***ies start blinkin' like tail lights
Rolled her over to change a connection
The bitch's ugly face cold spoiled his erection
I'm the Ice rhymer, a big timer
And yes I'm a pimp and a player and a hustler and kinda
A mack and a poet, impressive I know it
Don't only rhyme for fellows cos I live my life co-ed
On the mic it's livin' breathin' hype
A 1989 type Dolemite
Cool motherf**ker, word
Call me The Ice...or just The Iceberg

Verse 3

Charlie Jamm f**ked a freak on a ski-lift
10 below, gave her the d**k
It was cold and she said "Quit!"
Charlie Jamm said "Bullsh*t!"
She said "Oh, oh, oh my god!"
Charlie's d**k was frozen hard
But she said she never felt it
Maybe Charlie's d**k melted
Yes, I'm the rhyme kicker, the hard liquor
Parental Guidance Sticker? Yeah, I'm the fellow
Triple X is how I rate
I'm the one your parents hate
I'm as cold as cold can get
Under pressure never sweat
Cool motherf**ker, word
Call me The Ice...or just The Iceberg

Verse 4

Out with the posse on a night run
Girls on the corner, so let's have some fun
Donald asked one if she was game
Back Alley Sally was her name
She moved on the car and moved fast
On the window pressed her ass
All at once we heard a crash
Donald's d**k had broke the glass
Yes, I'm the big wheeler, the girl stealer
And if we play cards don't let me be the dealer
The Ice, cool as water, hard as stone
The black mack of the microphone
Talkin' sh*t the way I do
Rhyme Pays, the posse grew
Did you like Power? Word
Well this is The Ice...or just The Iceberg
 
1988 was the beginning of the downfall of pop music. Pop went from middle of the road radio-friendly songs with real instruments, to computerised and saitised crap which sold on the basis of dancilbility.

A very rapid change considering how great a year 1987 was for commercial music as a whole.
 

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I love the lyrics to The Monks' song 'I hate you'..."I Hate you with a passion baby.... but call me!" The Monks were a 60's band made up of american soldiers stationed in Germany.

Other than that Ice Ice Baby has some fairly cool lyrics.
 
"Fever for the Flava"

Do you think that I can get some jiggy jiggy
Maybe just a little finga sticky sticky
You my electrical lip balm flava
I gotta do ya until the next song saves ya
And can I get a little zip zip lookie lookie
Maybe just a little uh uh nookie nookie
Hey whatcha say, it doesn’t matter anyway
You won’t do another ’cause you’re getting with me

She got the power of the hoochie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
And did I mention, hey pay attention
Gonna take that bootie to the nudie dimension
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Chorus]
Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty shy whoap
Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty fly whoap
What do I have to say to get inside girl what do I have to say

Can I get a little yum, yum gitty gitty
Just a little sumthin sumthin itty bitty
Do you wanna get triple x groovie
Gimme gimme some of that kinda movie
And let me spin ya like a record wicky wicky
Let me get you butt naked licky licky
Here we go yo here’s the scenario
Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio

Ya got the power of the hoochie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
I’m your lovey dovey bedtime playa
Call me the super sexy boogie man slayer
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Repeat Chorus]
I got the fever for the flava of a coochie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the coochie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
Whoap Whoap Go!
Do you think that I can get some jiggy jiggy
Maybe just a little finga sticky sticky
You wanna suck it like a bong hit Wack It
You gotta be my first lady , Jackie

She got the power of the hoochie
I got the fever for the flava of the coochie
Let’s party hardy and rock n’ roll
We drink Bacardi and smoke a bowl
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Repeat Chorus]
I got the fever for the flava of the coochie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hoochie
I got the fever for the flava of the coochie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
Whoap Whoap Go!
 
Originally posted by Mr X
"Fever for the Flava"

Do you think that I can get some jiggy jiggy
Maybe just a little finga sticky sticky
You my electrical lip balm flava
I gotta do ya until the next song saves ya
And can I get a little zip zip lookie lookie
Maybe just a little uh uh nookie nookie
Hey whatcha say, it doesn’t matter anyway
You won’t do another ’cause you’re getting with me

She got the power of the hoochie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
And did I mention, hey pay attention
Gonna take that bootie to the nudie dimension
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Chorus]
Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty shy whoap
Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey oh pretty pretty fly whoap
What do I have to say to get inside girl what do I have to say

Can I get a little yum, yum gitty gitty
Just a little sumthin sumthin itty bitty
Do you wanna get triple x groovie
Gimme gimme some of that kinda movie
And let me spin ya like a record wicky wicky
Let me get you butt naked licky licky
Here we go yo here’s the scenario
Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio

Ya got the power of the hoochie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
I’m your lovey dovey bedtime playa
Call me the super sexy boogie man slayer
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Repeat Chorus]
I got the fever for the flava of a coochie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the coochie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
Whoap Whoap Go!
Do you think that I can get some jiggy jiggy
Maybe just a little finga sticky sticky
You wanna suck it like a bong hit Wack It
You gotta be my first lady , Jackie

She got the power of the hoochie
I got the fever for the flava of the coochie
Let’s party hardy and rock n’ roll
We drink Bacardi and smoke a bowl
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

[Repeat Chorus]
I got the fever for the flava of the coochie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hoochie
I got the fever for the flava of the coochie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
Whoap Whoap Go!

DIE DIE DIE!!!

That song is EVIL.
 
ABC : The Night You Murdered Love

From an early age
I was taught to respect
That a broken heart girl
Ain't a thing you collect

Close your eyes and say
Nothing lasts a day
You're wasting my time
Yet I love to love you

Close your eyes and say
Honour love obey
You're wasting my time
Yet I love to love you.

It's cold outside - The night love died
On the night you murdered love
It's cold outside - The night love died
On the night you murdered love.
January...February...March and April May
June July sees you go by
I see love walk away.

Didn't use a blade...
A bullet or a gun
You poisoned the moonlight

It's cold outside - The night love died
On the night you murdered love
 
One for the girlz:



Yeastie Girls
You Suck

I know you're really proud 'cause you think you're well hung
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue (yeah)
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dyck
You're gonna have to give me more than just a token lick
Well, you may like it but you better learn how
'Cause it's your turn now

(chorus)
Now, you suck
Suk it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around

If you're worried 'bout babies you can lower your risk
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit
You can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my cl!t
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it
But you better learn to love it

(chorus x2)

When you hear 'safe sex' you snicker under your breath
We've gotta take cover we're flirting with death
AIDS is our problem, we've gotta talk
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my cl!t, wooh!
Dinner's on, get busy with my booty
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity
I know you said luscious puss.y with a cover
I'm aching too, we can't taste each other
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
This aint no joke

Sisters..sisters, you've got the power...use it!

chick: You brought a condom, right?
dude: Huh?
chick: I'm unprotected.
dude: Ain't you on the pill?
chick: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know, I think it's your turn to go down on me.
dude: Oh, I'm tired, I'm tired..
chick: What do you mean you're tired?
dude: C'mon..
chick: Come on, baby, come on!..
dude: No, no, that's awful...that tastes terrible!
chick: You assh.ole! You schit!

I know you think it's a real drag
To suck my c.nt when I'm on the rag
Quit making up stories, ah, give me a break
'Cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? ugh!
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs

(chorus x2)
Now, you SUCK!
 
Papa Won't Leave You, Henry lyrics
from: Nick Cave

I went out walking the other day
The wind hung wet around my neck
My head it rung with screams and groans
From the night I spent amongst her bones
I passed beside the mission house
Where that mad old buzzard, the reverend,
Shrieked and flapped about life after your dead
Well, I thought about my friend, Michel
How they rolled him in linoleum
And shot him in the neck
A bloody halo, like a think-bubble
Circling his head
And I bellowed at the firmament
Looks like the rains are hear to stay
And the rain ****ed down upon me
And washed me all away
Saying

Papa won't leave you, Henry
Papa won't leave you, Boy
Papa won't leave you, Henry
Papa won't leave you, Boy
Well, the road is long
And the road is hard
And many fall by the side
But Papa won't leave you, Henry
So there ain't no need to cry

And I went on down the road
He went on down the road
And I went on down the road
He went on down the road

Well, the moon it looked exhausted
Like something you should pity
Spent an age-spotted
Above the sizzling wires of the city
Well, it reminded me of her face
Her bleached and hungry eyes
Her hair was like a curtain
Falling open with the laughter
And closing with the lies
But the ghost of her still lingers on
Though she's passed through me
And is gone
The slum dogs, they are barking
And the rain children on the streets
And the tears that we will weep today
Will all be washed away
By the tears that we will weep again tomorrow

Papa won't leave you, Henry
Papa won't leave you, Boy
Papa won't leave you, Henry
Papa won't leave you, Boy
For the road is long
And the road is hard
And many fall by the side
But Papa won't leave you, Henry
So there ain't no need to cry

And I went on down the road
He went on down the road
And I went on down the road
He went on down the road

And I came upon a little house
A little house upon a hill
And I entered through, the curtain hissed
Into the house with its blood-red bowels
Where wet-lipped women with greasy fists
Crawled the ceilings and the walls
They filled me full of drink
And led me round the rooms
Naked and cold and grinning
Until everything went black
And I came down spinning
I awoke so drunk and full of rage
That I could hardly speak
A f** in a whale-bone corset
Draping his **** across my cheek
And its into the shame
And its into a guilt
And its into the ****ing fray
And the walls ran red around me
A warm arterial spray
Saying

Papa won't leave you, Henry
Papa won't leave you, Boy
Papa won't leave you, Henry
Papa won't leave you, Boy
Well, the night is dark
And the night is deep
And its jaws are open wide
But Papa won't leave you, Henry
So there ain't no need to cry

And I went on down the road
He went on down the road
And I went on down the road
He went on down the road

It's the rainy season where I'm living
Death comes leaping out of every doorway
Wasting you for money, for your clothes
And for your nothing
Entire towns being washed away
Favelas exploding on inflammable spillways
Lynch-mobs, death squads, babies being born without brains
The mad heat and the relentless rains
And if you stick your arm into that hole
It comes out sheared off to the bone
And with her kisses bubbling on my lips
I swiped the rain and nearly missed
And I went on down the road
He went on down the road
Singing

Papa won't leave you, Henry
Papa won't leave you, Boy
Papa won't leave you, Henry
Papa won't leave you, Boy
Well, the road is long
And the road is hard
And many fall by the side
But Papa won't leave you, Henry
So there ain't no need to cry

And I went on down the road
He went on down the road
And I went on down the road
He went on down the road
Bent Beneath my heavy load
Under his heavy load
Yeah, I went on down the road
Yeah, he went on down the road

Woah, woah
Woah, woah
Woah, woah
Woah, woah
And I went on down that road
 

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Originally posted by CarterS
I love the lyrics to The Monks' song 'I hate you'..."I Hate you with a passion baby.... but call me!" The Monks were a 60's band made up of american soldiers stationed in Germany.

Other than that Ice Ice Baby has some fairly cool lyrics.
you you you you you you know why I HATE you babyyyyyy! The Fall - now there was a believable lyric
 
For a short time...

Sometimes you can say more, in a drunken hour or so
Than some people get across, in a life of lying low.
And sometimes you can feel more, for someone you've barley kissed,
but you don't see it at the time, and the moment that you've missed.
For a short time, she was standing there,
and you saw her, she saw you and you recall the colour of her hair.
For a long time, you never thought of her,
Then you heard she was gone for good,
You might have cried then if you could,
Would have looked foolish if you did, somewhere
The tears are falling in your mind,
For a short time.
There's a photo of your gang, on the night she hung about,
and you're looking like a wag, you've got your fat tongue poking out.
But she's no-where to be seen, you won't spot her anywhere.
It was her who took the picture, you were looking straight at her.
For a short time, she was standing there,
and you saw her, she saw you and you recall the colour of her hair.
For a long time, you never thought of her,
Then you heard she was gone for good,
You might have cried then if you could,
Would have looked foolish if you did, somewhere
The tears are falling in your mind,
For a short time.
Tell me how long is a short time, is it longer than two hours,
Or a bit less than a weekend. Is it shorter than a year?
Is it the time it takes to not complete your business with a person,
With a friend you make in transit,
to a daughter held so dear.

Mick thomas
 
OK, this one takes the cake, was unfortunate enough to catch part of this while flcking channels on Friday night. Was on "Uncut" Video Hits.

Artist: Fanny Pack
Song: "Camel Toe "



Mhm thats right Uh huh uh huh
Mhm thats right Uh huh uh huh
Mhm thats right

Walkin' down the street something caught my eye
A growing epidemic that really ain't fly
This middle aged lady I gotta be blind..
had spandex biker shorts that were creapin up the front
I could see her uterus, her pants was too tight, she musnt own panties, there
were none in sight
She walked right by...
the poor woman didn't know..she had a frontal wedgie...a camel toe!!

Mhm thats right uh huh o no!
fix urself girl u gotta camel toe!
Mhm thats right uh huh o no!
fix urself girl u gotta camel toe!

girl that gotta hurt take sometime and adjust
cant u see people staring and making a fuss?
cannot bealeive my eyes had to take a second glance
is ur crotch hungry girl..cuz its eating your pants
as u enjoy the commotion n the 'ttention it brings
the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing
and public putting on an x-rated show.
grossing people out with your camel toe

Mhm thats right uh huh o no!
fix urself girl u gotta camel toe!
Mhm thats right uh huh o no!
fix urself girl u gotta camel toe!

first they scream by the looks of things, these girls forgot how to dress
a little too quick with a poom from shorts is causing me much distress
poomp there it is ur right up front everybody come and get a good look
i can see everything through the panty cling ever cranny and every nook
Better take a quick look before step outside and check the area that is pubic

dont u get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up like rubric
take words of advice its not very nice we gon' put you all in the know
Gurl dont sleep dont let ur pants creep..
Watch out for the camel toe

Mhm thats right uh huh o no!
fix urself girl u gotta camel toe!
Mhm thats right uh huh o no!
fix urself girl u gotta camel toe!

Fix yourself gurl, you got a camel toe (toe toe toe toe)
pick it out..pick it out (x 4 )

{interlude}
How funky is your chicken
How funky is your chicken
How lose is your goose
Our goose is totally lose
So come on all you highfans
So come on all you high fans
And shake your caboose
And shake your caboose
And I know your recordin me
Cuz I can tell when ur recordin me.........
 
EMINEM- KiM

[Eminem]
Aww look at daddy's baby girl
That's daddy baby
Little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it now your two
Baby you're so precious
Daddy's so proud of you
Sit down bitch
If you move again I'll beat the **** out of you

[Eminem]
(Eminem as Kim)
(Okay)
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you?
How could you?
Just leave me and love him out the blue
Oh, what's a matter Kim?
Am I too loud for you?
Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I'm like all right
You wanna throw me out? That's fine!
But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim
Look at your husband now!
(No!)
I said look at him!
He ain't so hot now is he?
Little punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the f*ck up!
(You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!)
You think I give a f*ck!
Come on we're going for a ride bitch
(No!)
Sit up front
(Well I can't just leave Haley alone, what if she wakes up?)
We'll be right back
Well I will you'll be in the trunk

[1] - So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

[Repeat 1]

You really ****ed me Kim
You really did a number on me
Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's f*cked up!
(I love you!)
Oh God my brain is racing
(I love you!)
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song!
Does this look like a big joke?
(No!)
There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat
In your living room, ha-ha
What you think I'm kiddin' you?
You loved him didn't you?
(No!)
Bullsh1t you bitch don't f*cking lie to me
What the f*ck's this guy's problem on the side of me?
F*ck you arsehole, yeah bite me
Kim, KIM!
Why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly don't you
(It's not that!)
No you think I'm ugly
(Baby)
Get the f*ck away from me, don't touch me
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
How the f*ck could you do this to me?
(Sorry!)
How the f*ck could you do this to me?

[Repeat 1 (2x)]

Come on get out
(I can't I'm scared)
I said get out bitch!
(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby)
(Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave)
F*ck you, you did this to us
You did it, it's your fault
Oh my God I'm crackin' up
Get a grip Marshall
Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced
(No!)
And while this is goin' on
His son just woke up and he just walks in
She panics and he gets his throat cut
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note
I should have known better when you started to act weird
We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You can't run from me Kim
It's just us, nobody else!
You're only making this harder on yourself
Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
(Ahh!)
Ha! Go ahead yell!
Here I'll scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HELP!
Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you?
Now shut the f*ck up and get what's comin to you
You were supposed to love me
{*Kim choking*}
NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED!
BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED!

[Repeat 1 (2x)]
 

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