St Kilda Player burns Dwarf!

[Dalphonso]

So Kosi didn't see him and accidentally set him on fire?

\lol!

 

[ManWithNoName]

Occurred off site, without the doctor knowing and Scott Watters didn't take any action to stop it.

Sack everybody. Take their draft picks. Kick them out of the finals whenever they make them next.

 

[Present Not Past]

I am willing to bet everything I own that the "guy" who set the dwarf on fire was a bully in High School.

No, just a drunken footballer

 

[Dalphonso]

St.Kilda, always reliable for a scandal.

He said it was OK for Montagna to light him up but not Milne

 

[maxmustard]

I'll see your drug scandal and raise you a flaming dwarf, your move.

 

[God Save Max King]

Occurred off site, without the doctor knowing and Scott Watters didn't take any action to stop it.

Sack everybody. Take their draft picks. Kick them out of the finals whenever they make them next.

People who live in glass houses...

 

[Upgrayedd]

I laughed

 

[kennerado]

if he can name the player, those will probably be serious charges.

 

[ManWithNoName]

People who live in glass houses...

People who don't get jokes...

 

[Ceanag]

Occurred off site, without the doctor knowing and Scott Watters didn't take any action to stop it.

Sack everybody. Take their draft picks. Kick them out of the finals whenever they make them next.

We admit to doing it but we were assured it was perfectly legal by WADA
(Wee Australian Dwarf Association)

 

[Julius Seizure]

This is truly the most bizarre incident iv read about involving a club.

 

[Menzelevium]

Occurred off site, without the doctor knowing and Scott Watters didn't take any action to stop it.

Sack everybody. Take their draft picks. Kick them out of the finals whenever they make them next.

They're not denying they used fire though.

 

[seanoff]

St Kilda what would the off season be without you.

But seriously who does that?

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Our scandals are getting more bizarre each year.

 

[lewigie]

So Kosi didn't see him and accidentally set him on fire?

He "burnt" him?

 

[Mr Eagle]

In other news, Stephen Dank seen handing out lighters at Moorabbin this morning...

 

[Falchoon]

did we sack Watters ?

 

[Marlowe]

People just don't know how make captivating thread titles any more.

 

[wolfpup]

i am sure dank and hird were involved somehow!

#standbydwarves

 

[Nostradumbass]

SCOTT WATTERS JOKES LOLOLOLOLOL !!!1!!!11!!

 

[Jamurp]

I really hope James Hird isn't linked to this.

 

[Brain Power]

This wouldn't have happened if the Saints had made the dwarf sign a consent form acknowledging that he was going to be treated with fire.

 

[Present Not Past]

The dwarf was probably a bit toey with all the drunk footballers around him and said something like "come on then, fight me" and then someone misheard and said "did he just say, come on and light me".

 

[PP34]

St Kilda is filled with *heads.

 

[Franc de Borges]

I bet Dwayne Russell knows who the fire starter is.