Style The Hangar Boasting Thread

[Reality Check!]

and look at you now

A sick campaigner advertising executive travelling the world with millions in the bank.

 

[ManWithNoName]

This is my new favourite thread

 

[SherbertLemon]

When will people learn about boasting on the interwebz

 

[Corleone]

A sick campaigner advertising executive travelling the world with millions in the bank.

 

[DapperJong]

When will people learn about boasting on the interwebz

Can we have a boast thread? I have a few things....

 

[ManWithNoName]

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[Corleone]

Can we have a boast thread? I have a few things....

The reason I don't post a lot is mainly due to my constant entourage of Swedish lingerie models harassing me for sex. Also my free time is spent Scrooge McDuck diving through my pools of cash. Also I have a car which was washed at least twice last year. #comeatmebro

 

[eth-dog]

I have 4 black belts in taekwondo.

 

[DapperJong]

Ok HERE WE GOOOOOOOOP

I made out with Margot Robbie at her Neighbours going away party and grabbed her butt.

I'm goin hard early. * it.

 

[Corleone]

I met the Pope when he was the cardinal of buenos aires. Had dinner with him. #serious

 

[SherbertLemon]

Ok HERE WE GOOOOOOOOP

I made out with Margot Robbie at her Neighbours going away party and grabbed her butt.

I'm goin hard early. **** it.

My mate went out with her. Had her in his pool but was too chicken s**t to make a move.

Still give him s**t about it to this day. It makes his current girlfriend really hilariously jealous.

 

[DapperJong]

My mate went out with her. Had her in his pool but was too chicken s**t to make a move.

Still give him s**t about it to this day. It makes his current girlfriend really hilariously jealous.

If I wasn't drunk I wouldn't have made a move... but dude... SHE WAS IN THE POOL. s**t

 

[SherbertLemon]

If I wasn't drunk I wouldn't have made a move... but dude... SHE WAS IN THE POOL. s**t

I know man, he did all the ground work as well. Initially acted like he had NFI who she was.

Took her on a real classy date - she loved the 1940's era so he played off that.

Got her back to his place and he bitched out.

A minute of silence for him, he could have shagged Margot. Would have been a top story.

 

[DapperJong]

I know man, he did all the ground work as well. Initially acted like he had NFI who she was.

Took her on a real classy date - she loved the 1940's era so he played off that.

Got her back to his place and he bitched out.

A minute of silence for him, he could have shagged Margot. Would have been a top story.

well, RIP i guess

 

[Howard Moon]

I with my housemates bollo, naboo and vince once beat Harold bloom and Lance Dior (the flighty zeus) in a 4 way crimp off at the velvet onion. It has since become a seminal moment in music and popular culture.

 

[Reality Check!]

When will people learn about boasting on the interwebz

LOL. I was "literally" asked to take a look at my own life as a smartarse comment, so I replied back with the facts. And now I'm criticized for boasting? We really do have tall poppy syndrome in Australia.

 

[SherbertLemon]

LOL. I was "literally" asked to take a look at my own life as a smartarse comment, so I replied back with the facts. And now I'm criticized for boasting? We really do have tall poppy syndrome in Australia.

 

[Doss]

I came here to boast. I had a good think...

Nup, got nothing.

 

[Beerfish]

My back lawn looks awesome.

 

[DapperDon]

My deck now has a roof on it, and my backyard is dog s**t free (well, it was yesterday probably not now. Little thing shits like an elephant)

I have never made out with Margot Robbie

 

[BrewSmackerVeiny]

2 weeks ago I threw a basketball backwards over my head and it went straight in the hoop.

 

[Pweter]

When I was about 5 I lodged a 1 cent coin up my nose that needed a trip to the doctors to remove.

 

[Mercuri Rising]

I have never made out with Margot Robbie

Would it be easier to just add a poll?

i'm a no fwiw

 

[Jesse Custer]

I'm the best at failing at relationships, the opposite sex kind.

 

[kfc1]

i like a do the cha cha