The Worst TV series of all time...

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...in fact it makes the "Bob Morrison Show" look like "Fawlty Towers"

I'm talking about the legendary "My Mother The Car" starring Jerry Van Dyke (Dick's brother) that ran for a couple of seasons in the mid 1960s. Yep, you guessed it, a bloke finds that the car he owns is his re-inCARnated dead mother.

Yes...that is the premise for the show. She talks to him and everything. A little bit of "Knightrider" and a lot of "The Love-testing Grandpa" episode of the Simpsons.

Anyway, it has been popping up late on Fox Classics, so those with Cable TV, keep an eye out for it, approx 11.00 each weeknight.

Sit back and feel your jaw drop to the floor. You have never seen anything like it.

Here is a taste...the theme tune. A jaunty little number that explains it all.

"Everybody knows in a second life, we all come back sooner or later.
As anything from a pussycat to a man eating alligator.
Well you all may think my story, is more fiction than it's fact.
But believe it or not my mother dear decided she'd come back.
As a car...
She's my very own guiding star.
A 1928 Porter.
That's my mother dear.
'Cause she helps me through everything I do
And I'm so glad she's near.
My Mother the Car.
My Mother the car."
 
Surely it's not as bad as "Let the Blood Run Free"?

Although, "My Mother the Car" is a very different concept. I suppose it wins on originality - they had to have some specifically original idiots thinking that one up.
 

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passions :rolleyes:
the bold and the beautiful, worse acting than the house of bulger.

at the mo i hate the bachelor, and its recently moved up a degree in patheticness to the bachelorETTE. how sad.

survivor, or anything like it is also a load of shyte.
 

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Originally posted by CJ
basically every Aussie TV series made!!

No no no, that's dead wrong, we've had some very good TV shows

Mother & Son
D*A*A*S Kapital
Homicide
Division 4
Boney (using a white guy in an aboriginal part caused a stink)
Changi
Newsfront
plus others

Among the absolute crap TV shows I remember are

The A Team
The Man From Atlantis
Wonder Woman
The Bionic Woman
Casey Jones
The Brady Bunch (so much sweetness it gave watchers Diabeties)
 
Bark off is terrible. It is a cross between Survivor and The Mole. Except it involves dogs. It is the biggest load of rubbish I have ever seen.
 
Where to begin?

The Weber Show - Had one of the guys from Wings in it and was appaling but I sat there and watched every episode expecting something good to happen. It never did.

Hanging with Mr Cooper - The first series was great, was one of my favourite shows, then the little kid came into the show and it become a family show, it was that little **** from The Cosby Show and ruined that too.

Veronicas Closet - The name really says it all.

As for Australian TV Bingles was a shocker and as far as all time and worst show, Comedy Inc. is a disgrace.

Some of my favourites that didn't go too well in Australia
- Ed
- That 70's Show
- King of the Hill
- The Drew Carey Show (did ok for a while but they ended up putting it at 7 every night in the summer)
 
I've got a fanzine (Foffle) listing the top 100 worst Australian TV shows of all time. Off the top of my head, some of the shockers listed include:

Newlyweds
Cluedo
Holiday Island
Henderson Kids II
Bingles
Shafted
Blankety Blanks with Shane Bourne
Hey Dad
The Bob Morrison Show
 

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