Top Ten Chuck Norris Jokes

[Bomber32]

Chuck Norris once got bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of pain and agony.....the rattlesnake died.

 

[Mighty P]

• When the BP Oil went into the Gulf of Mexico it went back into the broken pipes. Why? Becuase Chuck Norris was watching
  
• Chuck Norris roundhoused a golf ball. It became the only recorded hole in one on a par 5 in history.
• Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin, that he built with his own hands.

 

[MightyMark]

Chuck Norris has a Grizzly Bear carpet in his room. It isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

 

[MightyMark]

Chuck Norris won American Idol, using only sign language.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the s**t out of it.

 

[Double the Fist]

Chuck Norris won American Idol, using only sign language.

Awesome!

 

[MightyMark]

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

 

[Spoon_Man]

Ghosts sit around the campfire telling Chuck Norris stories..

The original title for 'Alien vs Predator' was 'Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris'. The movie was changed to just 'Alien vs Predator' because no one would pay $16 to see a movie that only goes for 10 seconds.

 

[AdelaideRed]

I suggest Chuck Norris earned his black belt while still in the womb.

 

[Deliverance]

Chuck Norris had Covid19. The virus had to quarantine for 14 days afterwards.

 

[Back2backJack]

When Chuck Norris has sex the bed comes too.