Hubnester
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- Jul 11, 2010
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Two games this season and have had horrid luck with groups of people in my row who all decide they need to get up to pee/get food/get a drink/have a smoke together about 4 times each quarter. Always have to come my way too which was frustrating.
Also sat near two "impartial neutral football experts" one week. Advanced aged supporters of teams that aren't playing, they're just there for the atmosphere, to impart their wisdom on everyone around them, and banter about the game loudly between themselves like they were a commentary team. Unfortunately never as insightful as they think. Highlights include laughing histerically when the crowd shout 'ball' - like every supporter base of every match ever played doesn't do the same thing every week.
Also sat near two "impartial neutral football experts" one week. Advanced aged supporters of teams that aren't playing, they're just there for the atmosphere, to impart their wisdom on everyone around them, and banter about the game loudly between themselves like they were a commentary team. Unfortunately never as insightful as they think. Highlights include laughing histerically when the crowd shout 'ball' - like every supporter base of every match ever played doesn't do the same thing every week.