Yo BT...

[CowboyFromHell]

You still around dude?

 

[Darky]

Found this profile on the net :

BT (Melbourne) - (DOB 23.7.74, Ht 186, Wt 90) - The on-field leader for BigFooty's Melbourne contingent, the popular and consistent contributor struggled to keep up his momentum in 2004, and went missing for long periods at crucial times. His work reporting the facts of Melbourne's H&A season didn't go unnoticed, but needed to step up another notch when opposition supporters were asking en masse "What exactly makes Bev O'Connor a suitable administrator?"
After the conclusion of the 2004 season, BT all but disappeared, leading many to ponder his whereabouts as his BigFooty board spiralled out of control and into anarchy.
The last sighting of BT was just south of Nimbin, NSW, where he was thought to be nurturing a four acre forest of back hair. He is beleived to have rediscovered Christianity, and in between door-knocking for converts and spruiking for haemmorhoid creme and Nikki Webster CDs in shopping centres, has set himself the tasks in 2005 of regaining the respect of the wider BF community, and crocheting a new tartan rug to go with the seat covers on the Range Rover. (Career posts : 6128, Career posts deleted : 43, Career insightful comments : 7)

 

[CowboyFromHell]

Found this profile on the net :

BT (Melbourne) - (DOB 23.7.74, Ht 186, Wt 90) - The on-field leader for BigFooty's Melbourne contingent, the popular and consistent contributor struggled to keep up his momentum in 2004, and went missing for long periods at crucial times. His work reporting the facts of Melbourne's H&A season didn't go unnoticed, but needed to step up another notch when opposition supporters were asking en masse "What exactly makes Bev O'Connor a suitable administrator?"
After the conclusion of the 2004 season, BT all but disappeared, leading many to ponder his whereabouts as his BigFooty board spiralled out of control and into anarchy.
The last sighting of BT was just south of Nimbin, NSW, where he was thought to be nurturing a four acre forest of back hair. He is beleived to have rediscovered Christianity, and in between door-knocking for converts and spruiking for haemmorhoid creme and Nikki Webster CDs in shopping centres, has set himself the tasks in 2005 of regaining the respect of the wider BF community, and crocheting a new tartan rug to go with the seat covers on the Range Rover. (Career posts : 6128, Career posts deleted : 43, Career insightful comments : 7)

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Funniest piece of writing I've seen on the net in ages Darky, especially this.. "The last sighting of BT was just south of Nimbin, NSW, where he was thought to be nurturing a four acre forest of back hair" Comedy Gold!

How long did it take you to come up with all that though?

 

[Darky]

Only reporting the truth, old son.

Well... strictly speaking there may have been elements of slight speculation in there, but while he's not here to defend himself who really gives a $@&%.

 

[Deestroy]

Well if it isn't Adam, couldn't stay away from BigFooty mate?

 

[CowboyFromHell]

Well if it isn't Adam, couldn't stay away from BigFooty mate?

I've come out of retirement for the 47th time.

At least I'm consistent!

 

[BT]

You still around dude?

No!

 

[CowboyFromHell]

No!

That's what I thought!