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  1. CaptainObvious23

    Player Watch #1: Lachy Dovaston

    This makes me happy.
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    Player Watch #12: Jy Simpkin [Part II] - staying at North in 2026 + won't feature in leadership group as Larkey set to be named captain

    PC seemed uncomfortable with the interaction if that's any consolation.
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    Player Watch #12: Jy Simpkin [Part II] - staying at North in 2026 + won't feature in leadership group as Larkey set to be named captain

    Jy was walking laps last Monday with PC and Urq openly talking down about Clarko to the other two. The general public could clearly hear it. No doubt Clarko called him out on his bullshit and hurt his feelings and Jy wanted to run at the end of last season. Watch for the race card to be...
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    Player Watch #9: Luke Davies-Uniacke [Part II] - '24 SBM - re-signed until the end of 2032 [7 year deal]

    FOS will be the alpha. Give him time.
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    Training 2026 Training Reports

    If he was a perfume it would smell like Jim Beam and Cigarettes.
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    Training 2026 Training Reports

    If I drop a leaner turd, it's not getting to Werribee any faster. Need to perfect my espresso & spearmint extra ratio for ultimate explosive power.
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    Training 2026 Training Reports

    Would be top four if ranking was based on players full body tans.
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    Training 2026 Training Reports

    Got to training at 10ish. No Dove or Gold on the track which was disappointing. Simpleton, Curtis and Urqs walking laps have a big old sook. Urqs is big. If Simpleton could play with his shirt off, he might play better. Group of 12 year old fangirls trying to bust onto the track giving off...
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    Player Watch #1: Lachy Dovaston

    Dovaston will play the good football.
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    Review 2025 National Draft Thread | Dovaston #16 / Thredgold #26 / Mikunda #48

    They don't have a football in their hand during the combine. Lindsays speed might be better with Football in hand - never know.
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    Review 2025 National Draft Thread | Dovaston #16 / Thredgold #26 / Mikunda #48

    Did Simpkin die?
  12. CaptainObvious23

    Training 2025 Training Updates | Standards are… TBC

    They don't necessarily lie... Certainly could've rocked 75% DE.... but when we have it 12 times a game, that doesn't really count lol.
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