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    Banter RDT CXCIV - Your favourite cover chocolate

    Merry Christmas you reprobates May your day be filled with joy with an efficient air conditioner or pool nearby and your box of favourites be devoid of Turkish Delight
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    Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread - 2025/26 Ashes Edition

    Imagine if there was social media in the 80’s when the Windies toured here
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    News 2026 Membership Renewal

    Anyone here with a Victorian eagles membership? Considering buying one for my son who moved to Melbourne in August as a Christmas present On face value $110 for 6 games seems fair but I’m not sure if there’s any other costs as it’s only for general admission it seems. Do you have to pay extra...
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    Expectations for 2026

    None of Robertson, Macrae or Schoenberg are walk up starts for our best 23, although I expect Robertson will be pretty close. But they will all be genuine contenders for game time in the seniors meaning the likes of Allan, Davis, Gross, Duursma, Dewar, Hall and Hutchinson will have to outperform...
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    Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread - 2025/26 Ashes Edition

    England lost the Ashes in those last two sessions on day two at Optus Were well in front of the game at lunch then imploded with the bat and Head launched an assault they couldn’t contain To go from 100 in front with 9 wickets in hand to an 8 wicket loss in two sessions is a special effort...
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    Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread - 2025/26 Ashes Edition

    That account has some of the worst takes you’ll ever see Keeps popping up on my timeline because former ABC commentator, Glenn Mitchell (who I follow), keeps responding to it
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    Expectations for 2026

    I think there’s reason to believe we’ll improve next year, but it’s unlikely we escape the bottom 2, let alone the bottom 4. In the last 4 years: •2022- 14th was Adelaide (8 wins, 86.7%) with GWS 16th (6 wins, 84.6%) •2023- 14th was Fremantle (10 wins, 96.7%) with Hawthorn 16th (7 wins, 80.2%)...
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    Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread - 2025/26 Ashes Edition

    Went out of the room for a bit about half an hour ago and turned the TV off England were 3 down Pretty sure I’m now disqualified from turning it back on
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    Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread - 2025/26 Ashes Edition

    Cummins does what the umpire should’ve but didn’t and gets a Root
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    Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread - 2025/26 Ashes Edition

    Gutless decision from the umpire Should’ve been given
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    Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread - 2025/26 Ashes Edition

    Ah **** That’s unfortunate
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    Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread - 2025/26 Ashes Edition

    This is some crazy hitting
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    Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread - 2025/26 Ashes Edition

    Did well to maintain the outrageous run rate Connolly and Allen set despite losing wickets consistently Batters coming in kept swinging knowing there were still wickets in hand Brilliant batting performance
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    Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread - 2025/26 Ashes Edition

    Should be aiming for a lead of 450+ with the possibility of extending that beyond 500 if we can bat until tea, but that’s a pretty big if. No point batting beyond then should we get that far Would take something remarkable from here for England to win, meaning we’ll have retained the Ashes...
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    Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread - 2025/26 Ashes Edition

    Pretty selfless of Green to throw his wicket away so the two SA lads could dominate on their home deck together
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