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Recent content by Rex Hunt

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    Speckys

    Out comes Gee-sir-I-accuse-ya from the centre, goes for the handpass but THAT'S A SHISSENHAUSEN PASS it's turned over to C Ling. Roofus goes BANG as he shifts the air conveyance up to YABBBAAAALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT!!!!!!! GARY ABLETT JUNIOR FLEW HIGHER THAN JOE COCKER AND PULLED THE AIR...
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    Supporters/Commentaters

    Not too bad, but I prefer to use the expression "He went higher than Joe Cocker"
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    Players who'll be remembered for just one thing...

    Peter Bousustow will be remembered for that day at the Stadium of Smoke when he went higher than Joe ****er and grabbed the air conveyance out of the stratosphere. I'm Rex Hunt and you're not. Yibbidee yibbida, that's all folks.
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    What would you do?

    Hook line & sinker. Yibbidee yibbida, that's all folks.
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    Optus to be smoke free

    It's a special multicultiral promotion and Big Jack's sounded out the Bearded Burbler to throw out the goodies. I'll be way up higher than Joe ****er in the commentary box and giving out free chocolates to Pakistanis. I'm Rex Hunt and you're not.
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    2003 Draw

    When Little Gary AAAABALETT acts like his old man and flies higher than Joe ****er on the back of Prestiperrycomo and grabs the air conveyance and goes back and bangs it through the high diddle-diddle the Caringbush will concede another goal to the Sleepy Hollow Kittens. I'm Rex Hunt and you're...
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    Take your Heart:)...and tear it out and Stomp on it!

    She said it to me once, and I've been hooked on her ever since.:)
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    Take your Heart:)...and tear it out and Stomp on it!

    Ah, when I was an exciting young up-and-comer with potential to burn; I had a lovely young lass break my heart into smithereenies. But in my sorrow and despair, the young lady in question, God bless her cotton socks, gave me the same advice. I thought long and hard about it and knew she was...
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    Your thoughts?

    Gee sir, I accuse ya. :p :p :p
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    What was it?

    What was it? I was out floating my boat on oceans blue when I dangled my rod into the H2O and felt a nibble. I pulled and tugged and what a beauty came up - I couldn't resist the urge to pucker my lips and let fly with a smooch. And the rest, as they say in the cliches, is history. Yibbidee...
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    Do smokers have better social skills

    Go to cricket grounds and do it. Yibbidee yibbida, I'm Rex Hunt and you're not.
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    Official BigFooty.com T-Shirts

    And about life itself, bearded burbler that I am. And when I see Gee Sir I Accuse Ya transvestite the centre and go BANG and drill the air conveyance through the high diddle-diddle, the grey matter recalls the witty anecdotes of BigFooty. Yibbidee yibbida, that's all folks.
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    3AW and Rexy!!!

    Libba Libba Libba. Woof woof woof. Little Liberace is an ornament to the game, and today was the end of an era. But at the end he still showed his class, selling the dummy and going bang with the air conveyance into the waiting arms of Gee Sir I Accuse Ya. WOO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO!!!!! I'm Rex Hunt...
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    Worst excuse your g/f or b/f has give for breaking up with you

    When I was a strapping young fella a lovely young lady broke my heart into teeny little smithereens. Then she tried to make me feel better, God bless her cotton socks, by saying "Don't worry, there are other fish in the sea." I put my thinking cap on and pondered her kindly words and knew she...
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    Smoking

    YOU SHOULD BE AT THE CRICKET YOU PAKISTANI *throws chocolates*
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