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If you found the dead body of an intruder in your backyard would you move it somewhere else & then ring anonymously & say you saw a dead body where you dumped it or would you leave it where it is & ring to say you found the dead body in your backyard.
 
Originally posted by redback
If you found the dead body of an intruder in your backyard would you move it somewhere else & then ring anonymously & say you saw a dead body where you dumped it or would you leave it where it is & ring to say you found the dead body in your backyard.
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Well, I would leave it there - As I have loads of Rose bushes, once nature does it's thing - it would be good fertiliser!
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Originally posted by redback
I guess I should have mentioned that maybe a resident of the property had something to do with the death. ;)
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Oh ****.:( I think I've cracked this - and this resident would most definately be a suspect. And would be subject to capital punishment on any suspicion.:( :(
But if you protect this resident and he strikes again... :( :(

Oh ****.:( :(
 

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UUMM whoever you are you are obviously a bit slow so I will say it slowly for you it was a wayward cat that met an untimely end.

Also Im not Mantis but carry on thinking whatever if it gives you a life DREW. Just went thru all your posts & guess what they were all trolls & someone worked out your real identity maybe thats why you accuse people of doing what your doing.
 
A human body goes savagely ripe after about 3 days. You'll want it gone one way or the other. Moving it is worse. You'll always leave forensic 'footprints' that you've done that and if anything, that would cast more suspicion on you that just having it in your back yard.

Seeing how this story turns out to be an animal, I say chuck it over the fence in the direction of your least favored neighbor. If (like me) you hate all your neighbors equally, keep a list of the aggravating things you've done to them, and move them to the bottom each time. That way, you get an even rotation and you won't leave anyone out.

INTERESTING DEAD BODY STORY:

I've responded on more than my fair share of maggot eaten bodies. One stands out in particular. This guy died in his bed in high Summer, and he didn't have any air conditioning in his house. The odor in the place was physical. It actually got on you. He's swollen about three times normal size, blackish and grey all over, and there are maggots dancing merrily in his eyes, mouth, chest and his abdomen. Curiously his legs must not have been particularly tasty as they hadn't been involved. Or maybe they were delicious and the maggots were saving them for last in the way a child might save the frosting on his cake.

The interesting part was a sign this guy had posted just above his bed. He must have got it from a butcher shop or something. The reason he put it above his bed is a complete mystery, but the irony of it was heavier than the smell of his rotting flesh. The sign read:

"FRESH MEAT HERE"

True. Peace,

Mooster
 
I think I can sum up this thread nicely.

Murderous, streamlined killer dog, bred specifically for the purpose of killing things, has killed something.

Owners of murderous, streamlined killer dog (one of whom has constantly refuted any suggestion that the murderous, streamlined killer dog is a murderous, streamlined killer) seek to save murderous streamlined killer dog's life by removing evidence of its murder.

And what about the poor kid that doesn't have a pet cat any more? Stiff sh|t, huh?

I am a dog lover of the highest order, but those creatures have absolutely no business living in suburban backyards.
 

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