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    Rumour Rumors of cat player in big trouble

    Imagine underpaying a prostitute and then having them extort you for a full fee
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    Rumour Speculation, Rumours, Lies Thread 2025 - Part 2

    Strong rumour from the East. An elite mid, who has a father, will be coming to us or Freo in 2027. Big if true
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    Rumour Speculation, Rumours, Lies Thread 2025 - Part 2

    Pedlar's football IQ and decision-making is worse than my pre-schooler when under any form of pressure, or under no pressure. He needs exactly one smidgen of pressure being applied to him to make a correct decision. It's hard to ensure a player always has only a single smidgen of pressure being...
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    Win Prizes The Rumour Mill - Competition

    Petracca to Crows
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    Traded Christian Petracca [Traded with #24, #28, 2026 R4 (Melb) to Gold Coast for #7, #8, #37, '26 R1 (GC), '27 R3 (GC)]

    I've got a banger of a trade idea: Crows receive: Merrett + Petracca (MERPET if you will). Crows give: All first and second round picks over the next 2 years + Sholl + Smith + Burgess + eternal gratitude. Melbourne + Essendon receive: Well! This is the genius of this trade. They get to...
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    Recommitted Jordon Butts [RFA 2026] - name was floated for a move in 2025, stayed

    I rate Butts and I think if he's traded we're going to massively regret it... But... we should probably let him get the dollars and be THE defender at another club. He deserves it. I actually think Crows should target a best 22 mid and throw a load of cash/picks on the table, as opposed to the...
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    Rumour Speculation, Rumours, Lies Thread 2025

    King Merrett to be so hated in Victoria he flees to Adelaide on the offseason. We give up everything we have for the next 2 years and pay him $2M x2 years and win back to back premierships before trading him back home. Heard it inside my head.
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    What is your worst AFL nightmare?

    My team's coach getting murdered, then getting replaced by a weirdo, then capitulating in a grand final after pulling a ridiculous pose during the anthem (when the captain booked a plane seat for the premiership cup for the return journey home), then torturing a bunch of indigenous players and...
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    Autopsy Suns v Bombers - Rd 24 AFL 2025 - Wed 27th August 7:20pm (People First Stadium)

    Suns to be up by 50 at half time. Suns sub out key player to protect injuries. Suns to practice defensive pressure only in the second half and turn it over on purpose to avoid scoring in 3rd quarter. Suns up by 35 at 3/4 time. Suns continue to try to tank to get a trip to Sydney, until...
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    Player Watch Izak Rankine Part II

    I can't really say that, sorry. Not from South Australian players or staff.
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    Player Watch Izak Rankine Part II

    You're making several wrong assumptions and drawing conclusions from them. Feel free to believe what you will
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    Player Watch Izak Rankine Part II

    I think you'll find you're confidently incorrect. Collingwood called to let us know it was out and we were cooked. It was not Moore or Quaynor
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    Player Watch Izak Rankine Part II

    I'm aware other people are probably also in-the-know and I don't want to debate the crime or the punishment in any way... But I think it needs to be said that Quaynor, Moore, and the Collingwood Football Club did not dob this in/escalate it. Blaming any of the aforementioned people is completely...

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