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    Gather Around - Lets all make fun of South Australia

    The eyebrows are still diabolical. It's important to know this.
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    Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 5 - Crows v Blues Thurs April 9th 7:40pm AEST/7:10pm (AO)

    Adelaide can't move the ball forward and have no reliable avenue to goal. 2025 was the year where our defence would bomb it to Curtin/Dawson/Thriller playing 1 out on the wing and they would win 3/4 contests and out we'd go. This year that isn't happening and we look stagnant and slow. Curtin...
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    Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 2 - Crows v Dogs Fri March 20th 7:40pm AEDT/ 7:10pm (AO)

    Expecting a tough game. Crows by 63.
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    Port's rebuilding midfield only need another 5 or 6 bonafide superstars to be competitive. How many head-to-head contests will they win this year?

    My Port friends tell me that, sure, their forwards are below average and their defenders may be awful... but thankfully their midfield is great... Filled with walk-in AA superstars. True legends of the game. I propose the midfield made of the acclaimed superstars Butters (25), JHF (22), Rozee...
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    Rumour Clarko

    Alistair "The Victim" Clarkson.
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    Rumour Rumors of cat player in big trouble

    Imagine underpaying a prostitute and then having them extort you for a full fee
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    Rumour Speculation, Rumours, Lies Thread 2026 - Part 2

    Strong rumour from the East. An elite mid, who has a father, will be coming to us or Freo in 2027. Big if true
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    Rumour Speculation, Rumours, Lies Thread 2026 - Part 2

    Pedlar's football IQ and decision-making is worse than my pre-schooler when under any form of pressure, or under no pressure. He needs exactly one smidgen of pressure being applied to him to make a correct decision. It's hard to ensure a player always has only a single smidgen of pressure being...
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    Traded Christian Petracca [Traded with #24, #28, 2026 R4 (Melb) to Gold Coast for #7, #8, #37, '26 R1 (GC), '27 R3 (GC)]

    It'll be out when it's out. But it's done.
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    Traded Christian Petracca [Traded with #24, #28, 2026 R4 (Melb) to Gold Coast for #7, #8, #37, '26 R1 (GC), '27 R3 (GC)]

    Deal is done by the way.
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    Win Prizes The Rumour Mill - Competition

    Petracca to Crows
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    Traded Christian Petracca [Traded with #24, #28, 2026 R4 (Melb) to Gold Coast for #7, #8, #37, '26 R1 (GC), '27 R3 (GC)]

    I've got a banger of a trade idea: Crows receive: Merrett + Petracca (MERPET if you will). Crows give: All first and second round picks over the next 2 years + Sholl + Smith + Burgess + eternal gratitude. Melbourne + Essendon receive: Well! This is the genius of this trade. They get to...
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    Recommitted Jordon Butts [RFA 2026] - name was floated for a move in 2025, stayed

    I rate Butts and I think if he's traded we're going to massively regret it... But... we should probably let him get the dollars and be THE defender at another club. He deserves it. I actually think Crows should target a best 22 mid and throw a load of cash/picks on the table, as opposed to the...
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    Rumour Speculation, Rumours, Lies Thread 2025

    King Merrett to be so hated in Victoria he flees to Adelaide on the offseason. We give up everything we have for the next 2 years and pay him $2M x2 years and win back to back premierships before trading him back home. Heard it inside my head.
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    What is your worst AFL nightmare?

    My team's coach getting murdered, then getting replaced by a weirdo, then capitulating in a grand final after pulling a ridiculous pose during the anthem (when the captain booked a plane seat for the premiership cup for the return journey home), then torturing a bunch of indigenous players and...
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