Oppo Camp 2026 Other Games Rolling Thread

[Pistol Night]

Bothe these teams are terrible.

Its a finals like intensity out there. Like 3rd day of Mad Monday when everyone is shitfaced and has lost their phone and pissed themselves

 

[Piesinmyeyes]

Nows the time to slip a Daicos highlight package to his manger and say "Do you want to finish your career with good or shit memorys of Anzac Day? The captain hates it that much now hes leaving anyway"

Hird might hold him hostage.

 

[Pistol Night]

There have been a few dead set holding the ball's tonight that the scumps haven't called. The umps are useless.

That along with the STAAAAAND and 15m rules are as loosely applied as Steady Eddies iPhone screen protector

 

[Pistol Night]

Hird might hold him hostage.

Thats about the only thing left to go in this saga. Hird hijacking the clubrooms and being dragged out by a swat team like Julian Assange

 

[cakewalk_1]

Looks like the BS frees will continue to keep Cark_TON in the game.
Suck s--t Blues. Poster.

 

[cakewalk_1]

So tell me how does a shit side like the bummers keep Cark-Ton to 2 goals for a half and we leak goals.

 

[cakewalk_1]

Wait .... the free kicks in front of goals are coming.

 

[Pistol Night]

So tell me how does a shit side like the bummers keep Cark-Ton to 2 goals for a half and we leak goals.

When were on were a high risk team that can be hurt on turnover. These two are that shit they just kick it back and forward like Auskick so no campaigner scores hardly. They're having a shit team standoff

 

[GreekLunatic]

Carlton have some spuds in their side

 

[IlovethePies]

Thats about the only thing left to go in this saga. Hird hijacking the clubrooms and being dragged out by a swat team like Julian Assange

That comparison is highly offensive to Julian Assange.

 

[cakewalk_1]

How is that not 50M against Cark-ton

 

[Pistol Night]

That comparison is highly offensive to Julian Assange.

#WindyLeaks

 

[Pistol Night]

Carlton have some spuds in their side

Its not all bad. They do have some crabs and list cloggers too

 

[WanderingDude]

Curnow looks like he's got constipation when he celebrates a goal

It's a life/career choice issue.

 

[IlovethePies]

#WindyLeaks

It is certain that ASADA is entombing its data so that #WindyLeaks can't get hold of it.

 

[Pistol Night]

It is certain that ASADA is entombing its data so that #WindyLeaks can't get hold of it.

Yeah theyre sending it via SMS with a pre-paid burner phone this time. High tech stuff

 

[satty]

The stand 50m penalty has to go. It is such a stupid rule.

 

[Pistol Night]

The stand 50m penalty has to go. It is such a stupid rule.

That gets plucked randomly to infuriate everyone

 

[satty]

Can't imagine there being a game this year with skills worse than what's on display tonight.

 

[TheSausageDog]

Essendon can't hide their first-round draft picks, OK, Reid is OK, but Cox, Perkins and Tsatas are absolutely putrid, but wait, what am I talking about here! They are managing to hide Caddy brilliantly tonight. Come to Collingwood Nate.

 

[Pistol Night]

Can't imagine there being a game this year with skills worse than what's on display tonight.

I reckon you could wheel Stephen Hawking out there and if his battery was fully charged and tyres properly inflated he'd rack up a few touches and noone would notice. Until he took Mark Of The Year against these crabs

 

[GreekLunatic]

This game deserves to end in a draw in soccer this is a 0-0 game

 

[satty]

Is the essendon duursma the one who does the arrow celebration?
He definitely has to be the worst one of the 3 brothers.

 

[cakewalk_1]

What a stupid sideways nothing kick by EssenDONE. It is like they have been instructed to go sideways and backwards.
They have two tall targets up forward in McKay and Caddy yet they refuses to kick the ball forward.
My goodness they are shit...

 

[IlovethePies]

incredible stat from ken hinkley.
Merrett has 26 disposals, but is Essendon's lowest ranked player on the field.