OK, I understand that many here place importance on the number of posts they have placed. I note that Dan has about 2500 and Sandie about 1700.
What about seeing if we could organise a ladder of the top 20 posters on say a monthly basis.
Added incentive to get the posts up!
Then again, what...
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Dear Sir,
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Subject: hotel Booking
MEMORANDUM
To: Sir Alex Ferguson
From: The Manager,
Vale of Glamorgan Hotel
Mid Glamorgan
Wales
Subject: Your Booking
Sir
Regarding your reservation for a party of 22 over the weekend of 11th-13th
May 2001. My assistant manager has pointed out to me that this is 'Cup...