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  1. FireKrakouer

    Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 7 - Bombers v Pies Thurs April 25th 3:20pm AEST (MCG)

    C'mon... the amount of close wins the pies have had over the last 2 years, with opposition muppets blaming the umps every time, I was pleasantly surprised that after a literal draw there was scarcely a word from either team blaming the umps. Don't ruin that, especially not with a story based on...
  2. FireKrakouer

    Countdown to 10,000

    A chad amongst mere mortals is the goat Scott Basketballbackgroundbury. Opposition players always look so star struck when they see him. The Rolls "poetry in slow motion" Royce of the AFL. Infinitely more impressive than that ginnivan0.5 ducking enthusiast whom methlong named their new poorly...
  3. FireKrakouer

    Big 4 wannabe club has to rattle the tins in order to finish their home base redevelopment

    Shameful by the tuggers, continuing to fleece their remaining supporters long after all the sensible fans (and players (and coaches)) have fled the sinking bandwagon. It's more dignified to simply fleece the tax payer instead like us and our fake netball team the scats and their cheat ground and...
  4. FireKrakouer

    Game Day Yes it’s zackah’s drug cheat Bummers vs Saveloy’s famous Flagpies in the one & only true ANZAC biscuit day match ft. guaranteed melts by zackah

    There's two types of people on earth m8: those who love and support collingwood, and those who also love collingwood but refuse to admit it. Zack's comment was just further proof that, deep down, everyone secretly adores the pies. There's a bit of collingwood in all of us. Such a big club, so...
  5. FireKrakouer

    Game Day Yes it’s zackah’s drug cheat Bummers vs Saveloy’s famous Flagpies in the one & only true ANZAC biscuit day match ft. guaranteed melts by zackah

    Nice of the tankers to fill the void here in lieu of the non existent dons fans, but no need to be so jelly of the reigning premiers Mr Devito!
  6. FireKrakouer

    Game Day Yes it’s zackah’s drug cheat Bummers vs Saveloy’s famous Flagpies in the one & only true ANZAC biscuit day match ft. guaranteed melts by zackah

    Same with every pies gameday fred on the main board. The pigsarse brigade are more passionate about the pies than the pies fans are. It's a fascinating case study in human psychology and how self-loathing thoughts and jealousy tend to manifest :( it's like that movie Twins, and they're Danny...
  7. FireKrakouer

    Review Round 7 = Essendon 85-85 Collingwood

    A loss would've been devastating after all that so I'll take a draw. Need to sort out our first quarter efforts, I know Fly's game plan involves conserving fuel for the last quarter but starting off 5+ goals behind is hard to claw back two weeks in a row. Don't know what was happening with...
  8. FireKrakouer

    Game Day Round 7 vs. Essendon, MCG, 3:20pm ANZAC Day 25/04

    Deja vu from last week. Just toying with teams in the first quarter to give them a sniff :tearsofjoy:
  9. FireKrakouer

    Countdown to 10,000

  10. FireKrakouer

    Game Day Round 7 vs. Essendon, MCG, 3:20pm ANZAC Day 25/04

    If we f lose this s**t then I'm gonna wear odd socks under thongs for a week re... im gonna mow my lawn at 5am wearing a nickelback t shirt from st vinnys n that re... that's it for me... I've had it! Bobby to kick the first sausage roll for the gimpy cup (assuming he doesn't gift it off to...
  11. FireKrakouer

    NWO/Illuminati US politics - Pt 2

    She needs to be a bit more subtle with whatever facetune type filter she's running, I'm getting uncanny valley type vibes watching her talk.
  12. FireKrakouer

    NWO/Illuminati US politics - Pt 2

    Friends I'll be honest, yes I just spent a week in bigfooty time-out. The TDS thread rolled over to a new part, see, and my threadban did not apply to the new one. Naturally, I decided to mosey on over there and accurately compare the current situation with Trump to the crucifixion of Jesus. I...
  13. FireKrakouer

    Play Nice 45th President of the United States: Donald Trump - Part 19: Law and Odour

    Because there is now objective proof of His existence!
  14. FireKrakouer

    Play Nice 45th President of the United States: Donald Trump - Part 19: Law and Odour

    And so as the prophecies foretold, so it unfolds. To those of you supporting this, I want you to understand something crucial m8... I forgive you. You have been deceived, and know not what you do!
  15. FireKrakouer

    Play Nice 45th President of the United States: Donald Trump - Part 19: Law and Odour

    A new part to the thread, you say... Part 19: the orange sue-nami
  16. FireKrakouer

    Give The Tigers a Priority Pick

    I daresay the AFL should bestow upon Richmondy and the Dons* the same umpire chair-ride they have given Carlton in order to make them relevant. Give these two teams their own equivalent of #FREEKICKCURNOW and suddenly all 4 of the Big 4 Big 3 + Richmond will be relevant at the same time. Even...
  17. FireKrakouer

    NWO/Illuminati US politics - Pt 2

    So much for that NPC line "eVeRy aTtAcK fRoM a CoNsErVaTiVe iS a CoNfEsSiOn"!! It has surprised even me how poorly the Biden admin has dealt with foreign policy, with new conflict after new conflict kicking off. At least we had those 4 years where NK, China and Russia were all chill, things...
  18. FireKrakouer

    NWO/Illuminati US politics - Pt 2

    Tbh I do think a fair amount of the world's problems are caused by PMS.
  19. FireKrakouer

    NWO/Illuminati US politics - Pt 2

    Well I could be wrong, but I believe Kaliningrad is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
  20. FireKrakouer

    MRP / Trib. Jeremy Finlayson incident

    I recall only a decade ago people complaining after Lumumba was given a (supposedly unwarranted) 50m penalty after Stephen Milne called him a "homo". By all means stamp out such language from the game, but given the Clarko non decision and the immediate admission and remorse shown by...
  21. FireKrakouer

    NWO/Illuminati US politics - Pt 2

    If I may interrupt this racist pile-on against our middle eastern chum here, does anyone dispute the first half of Lebbo's post above stating that the CIA contributed to the 2014 coup against the democratically elected government of Ukraine? We can argue whether or not that was a good thing, but...
  22. FireKrakouer

    flggr Post here if your team isn’t an umpires pet

    Yikes, the AFL certainly trying to give a leg up to the 2 members of The Big 4 The Big 3 + Richmond who have been irrelevant for decades. Anything less than an undefeated season + flag would be extremely #concerning for the FreeKickCurnows I daresay :(
  23. FireKrakouer

    NWO/Illuminati US politics - Pt 2

    Unfortunately that is the US government model to a tee m8. Of which Trump is the least bad option. Well, behind Sanders of course, but him being rigged out of the Dem primaries shows just how corrupt that party is - despite the nuffies here who melt down every time someone suggests that...
  24. FireKrakouer

    THE LOUNGE: Only Fans of Collingwood Allowed (Now Open)

    One of the greatest and most impressive wins in AFL history, many are saying. I would swap number 3 with number 1 there though. Bobby Normsmith selling the confectionery to two dawks followed by a 50m goal off 2 steps by Big Willy was simply chef's kiss
  25. FireKrakouer

    Toast Round 4 = Collingwood 77-72 Hawthorn

    Yup I have thought a lot during this season how important and underrated Murph is. And McStay in form is like another Mihocek. It's a shame to have such important players missing, along with the leadership of Pendles in this game. Our recruiters need to be all over potential KPFs and KPDs.
  26. FireKrakouer

    Toast Round 4 = Collingwood 77-72 Hawthorn

    The effort in the 3rd was poor but I thought that was the usual McCrae tactic of conserving energy, particularly given how far in front we were. But then we seemed to have the same fatigued looking approach in the 4th. I'm not sure what the issue was but Pendles going down seemed to kick off the...
  27. FireKrakouer

    Toast Round 4 = Collingwood 77-72 Hawthorn

    Light work
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