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  1. Tank Girl

    Nick Malceski + Lachie Weller + Bomber Thompson = Suns unstoppable in 2015

    Greatest trade/draft period of all time coming up for the Gold Coast Suns. If Carlton make their first major draft error in decades and overlook Lachie Weller, then he will land at Gold Coast where he, Matera, and Martin will become an incredibly dynamic and versatile mosquito fleet that will...
  2. Tank Girl

    Should mercanaries who switch clubs for glory be given a premiership medallion?

    Nah, I don't think so. Maybe they should be awarded an alternative medallion:
  3. Tank Girl

    Heritier Lumumba to the Demons!!

    Congratulation on being Heritier's club of choice. I think you can make finals in 2015. Heritier! Howe! Roos!!! http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/collingwoods-heritier-lumumba-wants-to-be-a-demon-20140929-10nkrg.html Heritier > Frawley
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    The Elite and Exclusive Fans Club: A thread for number one fans of triple premiership players only!!

    It feels quite special to have your favourite player achieve so much. Grant Birchall - Launceston sporting icon and all around awesome human being! He is also the only Hawthorn player in the modern era who has won three premierships and has a stadium stand named after him. Three premierships and...
  5. Tank Girl

    LOL WINGARD LOL WINGARD LOL WINGARD LOL WINGARD LOL WINGARD

    #LolWingard What a horrible finals player he is. No impact on the game, he needs to be delisted. I think he should be subbed immediately
  6. Tank Girl

    Kruezer to Collingwood!

    What will you give us, Collingwood? I think Seedsman and Heritier would be a fair trade :)
  7. Tank Girl

    A standing ovation for a decade of success! Well played, Geelong FC!

    The era is over now, but it has been incredible. Only team to achieve a real dynasty in the modern era. Every record that's worth breaking, Geelong have broken it. Just amazing. Please post your complete awe of what Geelong has achieved below!
  8. Tank Girl

    Why do the Tassie Hawks have such a large bandwaggon following in Victoria?

    Our home ground is in Launceston and we are called the Tassie Hawks... so why are all these Victorians jumping on board to support us?? :confused: Go away, Vic bandwaggoners and find your own team. :straining:
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    Port exploiting Fijiian sweatshop workers in order to save face!

    Oh no, we are too much of a minnow to deserve to wear our home guernsey in our home final! :cry:. Better make our underpaid staff in Fijii work "overtime for the next three days" to produce a faux home guernsey just so we can hide the fact that we have been forced to wear an away strip in our...
  10. Tank Girl

    Poll: Worst team in the AFL

    Which team is the absolute worst at football?
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    Things that have crashed to earth more gently than Collingwood "Top 4 in July" Magpies 2014 season!

    LOL remember when they thought they were a top four team a month and a half ago!:D:p You can't have Micky back he is ours, and so is Daisy :hearts::cool::hearts: Here are some things:
  12. Tank Girl

    Post here if you want Essendon to win the 2014 Grand Final

    It would be quite funny. I am in. Please post your support for Essendon in 2014 below. :thumbsu:
  13. Tank Girl

    Backfire BRYCE GIBBS!!!

    OH my god watch him win the game!
  14. Tank Girl

    Embarrassing lows that your plastic franchise has stooped to for money!!

    Hawthorn pretends to be from Tasmania for money :oops: Apparently the Crows original theme song was "here we go Camry Crows"?? They did this for money too :eek: List of plastic franchises so far: Hawthorn Adelaide Fremantle Carltank St Kilda Please feel free to expose other plastic...
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    Backfire Hawthorn won't win another home and away game in 2014

    Then they will be bundled out of the finals pretty quickly because they are no good. Fremantle (a) = loss Geelong (h) = loss Collingwood (a) = loss They might beat Port in the second week of finals but then they'd only be playing Geelong again who will win quite comfortably because they have...
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    Vintage Bay Petition to rename the Leigh Matthews Trophy to the Gary Ablett Jr Trophy

    Oh dear, this will be quite the turn of events. :eek::oops: We have a league MVP that is named after a player who only ever won it once :oops: Gary Ablett Jr has already won it five times now, which is five times more than Leigh Matthews. He has also won the Brownlow medal infinity times more...
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    Would you still support your football club if they pretended to be from Tasmania for money??

    I wouldn't, because I have dignity. Go away, Hawthorn.
  18. Tank Girl

    Solved Why are avatars only 50kb?

    Can we you pls increase the size of avatars so we can upload better quality gifs? Like double the size would be good.
  19. Tank Girl

    Backfire How many Hawfs will Jesse Lonergan knock out on Saturday?

    In: Jesse Lonergan Out: Luke Hodge's lights All too easy for Jesse "The Hulk" Lonergan.
  20. Tank Girl

    Injunctiondon are going to give up another +35 point lead!!

    Two weeks in a row. It is happening all over again :eek::oops:
  21. Tank Girl

    Bryce Gibbs > Patrick Dangerfield: An Irrefutable Statistical Analysis

    Oh dear, Bryce is beating Dangerfield in nearly every category :oops: But that is before you take away Flattrack's game against bottom placed GWS where he 33 & 5ed on a flattrack!!!! A comparison of their averages vs the current top 5 teams is even more embarrassing for Flattrack...
  22. Tank Girl

    Gold Coast will win from here. Post your congratulations as we roll the Swans after half time.

    This will be too easy after half time. Luke Russell is on fire, Ablett is going to 40 & 3, and we have Tippett and Franklin completely blanketed. Only the umpires are keeping the Swans in it at the moment. Gold Coast by 15 points. :thumbsu:
  23. Tank Girl

    Hawthorn, why can't you shake off GWS?

    Boilover on the cards. Hawthorn don't have a five goal advantage, and more than 13 minutes has elapsed already. Oh dear, quite the horrible effort. I think GWS will run them very close indeed.
  24. Tank Girl

    Goo The Top 3 Lounge

    This is a classy thread for posters whose team is in the top 3 after round 10 to just relax and share our thoughts in peace without having to deal with the supporters of minnow clubs like the Tassie Mayblooms, Collingwood, or Adelaide. Strictly no supporters from opposition clubs allowed. If...
  25. Tank Girl

    Hawfs, what will your excuse be when Gold Coast take your top 4 spot this weekend?

    This is about to happen!! Put this music on and dance as Gold Coast take our rightful position above Hawthorn on the ladder. WE ARE RISING!
  26. Tank Girl

    Gold Coast Suns about to go six and two. There is a new premiership contender on the block.

    Only the best clubs (and Hawthorn who have had a soft draw) are six and two or better after round 9. We will be moral top 4 this weekend, because Sydney have played an extra game and only have six wins. There will be a lot of Suns fear after this weekend. Articles will appear saying we are...
  27. Tank Girl

    Goo Where are the Bryce Gibbs haters tonight??

    Just a lazy 38 touches, 8 clearances, 17 contested possessions and 5 tackles for Bryce. :eek: He is on track for All Australian. I can't understand why people constantly hate on Bryce, he would walk in to any club's best 22 quite easily. I have noticed that even his greatest detractors have...
  28. Tank Girl

    Macaffer meltdown makes him Cotchin's greatest rival for Sook of the Year 2014

    Oh dear. Macaffer may have just overtaken Cotchin as the biggest sook in the AFL!! Here is what he had to the media between sobs say after Murphy completely outclassed him on Friday night. http://www.afl.com.au/news/2014-05-03/macaffers-rethink :eek: Please post your disdain for Macaffer's...
  29. Tank Girl

    Backfire Is Hawthorn's game plan too soft to win a grand final?

    I think they have too many chip scabs who are actually afraid to win the contested ball. Their style will win home and away games (unless they are playing Geelong), but I don't think it will stand up in the heat of a grand final at all. The only reason they won in 2013 is because the Bradburyed...
  30. Tank Girl

    List of players who are objectively softer than Marc Murphy in 2014

    Marc Murphy in 2014 averages 7.3 tackles per game and 12 contested possessions. Here is a list of players who are soft chip scabs compared to Marc Murphy. They average less tackles AND contested possessions than the inspirational Carlton captain. 1. Dan Hannebery 2. Jab Watson 3. Andrew Mackie...
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