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this thread is too imprtant for jokes

In a cold and blustery spring morning, I blearily opened one eye and peered at my alarm clock. I could barely see, for I had terribly crusty eyes. 8:00AM. “****s sake.” I muttered, as I hauled *** out of bed. It was rubbish day. I stumbled down the stairs and opened the front door. Cats had...

That your team has fallen away, Brisbane Lions style.

You make it sound like that's a low-ball offer.

Do ex-Geelong players have too much power over at the western bulldogs? How else do you explain the Lonergan trade?

Christensen isn't worth a lick of spit, his back is rooted from excessive ducking and he's going to Queensland to retire.

GeeLOLs backline is of major concern with an average age of 31, and they have too many aging stars overall. They really can't afford to keep haemorrhaging players right now :(

Franklin is a great player but doesn't necessarily improve the side he plays in to the extent of his brilliance. Same with Ablett, Geelong were better off without him.

Darren Parkin is a legend, the bald bloke (something Howard) is an over opinionated annoyance.

Leigh Matthews on SEN right now, extended interview.

If Hawthorn weren't around Geelong would've been seen as the greatest side of the modern era. 2007-2009, 2011, and probably even 2013. 5 flags in 7 years would've cemented their legacy.

Vale Geelong Hawthorn blockbusters :(

Women and children first :oops:

Shut up, alias.

No Dank. No Geelong. Confirmed.

Too literal?

Ok, it's back . . . I guess. We're not willing to risk AFL players in an actual representative game of football that means something, say for example a State of Origin game, but apparently there's no problems at all getting the All-Australian squad to sign up for a game that involves chasing a...

Barely played there, mostly a rover and small forward, as Ablett has been.

Who: Cleavage Famous for: Causing car accidents, helping young women at job interviews. Occupation: Being stared at Advantage over James Hird: Sustains young humans rather than destroying them, is less distracting for football clubs, except in the case of St.Kilda.

Leigh Matthews kicked 915 goals as a rover and is the clear GOAT ahead of Gary ablett and Grant Birchall.

It's Duckin Christensen who is being traded. Honest mistake since they are both head ducking flogs.

Collingwood got 8 points for Outrage lulz. It seemed like Harry O'ffended was mad about something :oops:

I can now confirm that the overrated Bartel is also being traded out. :$

Port unless they somehow burn out.

I would like us to develop some of our own players at some stage.

As a Hawthorn supporter I was very happy with Longmire's coaching on Grand Final Day. Coach of the year :) :thumbsu: :footy:

I had a conversation with a Port flog. He said he just finished having sex with a cat and I reported him to the police and they arrested him. Port supporters are so floggish.

They will get something for Greenwood and this should be included in the thread title to accurately depict the ins and outs at the club.