We need all of the picks we can get. Apparently, asking an adult to move to another state in Australia is akin to making them have a fully physical relationship with an electrical outlet. Bunch of mommy's boys in Oz.
We circle the Richmond fixture as being our best chance at a percentage...
Because why would you stay on a team that is tracking along nicely and possibly play in Premierships when you can go to a team that have the collective fortitude of a sea cucumber?
BECUZ NORTH MELBOURNE ARE TEH COOLEST, THATS WHY!
After Geelong win, he'll be carried on to the ground, then off of of it. Such is his influence on the Geelong football club.
I'm happy to let the Cats have this one. They're going to need all of the distractions they can get, what with them about to be living in the new Detroit and all.
Which makes no sense, you oxygen thief.
I'm not having a go at you. I'm having a go at your father for not just taking the oral that I'm sure was up for offer and going to sleep shortly after (Are you thinking about it? Your dad going to town on your mom like he hates her? You sick pervert!)...
Not one Melbourne poster on this page. Honestly, can you blame them?
Being a Melbourne fan is like banging the fat chick next door, or having an uncle that hates minorities. It is not something you go out of your way to tell people.
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