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Been a minute since I've been clued into what's been happening in The Circus. But for him to finally be indicted for 'paying hush money to a pr0n star' is both the funniest and dumbest damn thing.

Going well

Just out here reading headlines with words to the effect of "Trump can't accept result" and man will seeing those never stop being funny.

that was great, now go win georgia

Last thing I saw before I hit the hay was that there was gonna be a Trump press conference at a Four Seasons (assumed the hotel) in Philly. Turns out it was just Rudy at some randomass landscaping joint CALLED Four Seasons in North Philly. Can't make this s**t up.

lmao at this Fox chyron

Next email is gonna straight up be: "Your family has been kidnapped. Pay ransom now"

God bless you Philly you beautiful bastards

Ingraham needs Phil Gould on to tell em how good Trump is looking.

Pathetic On SM-N975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

lmao

At what point do Republicans run out of conspiracy theories?

The markets just listened to the noise, which is absolutely the worst way to judge an election.

35k plus lead for Biden in Michigan now. 92% reported. Trump won it by 10k in 2016.

Grifters gonna grift. What else could we have expected.

WTF calling Georgia...

Good thing New Jersey legalised weed today. Gonna need it.

Just randomly remembering the time when Trump and the White House lied about the size of their inauguration crowd. Goddamn that was a thing that actually happened.

"I don't know where he comes from" Trump described to a tee.

Not sure that Sleepy Joe lives locked up in a basement but also Sleepy Joe is King of Monopoly checks out.

The simulation is just outta control.

dontpostdontpostdontpostdontpostdonstpost [clears throat] uhum, this s**t is objectively hilarious.

Biden/Harris would have been the last Democrat ticket I'd have picked but * me the bar to a better option than Trump is non-existent.

gonna need some of that don jr's coke to get through the rest of this.

Very chill that in the worst ******* year there's a President that's like, 'i don't know if i'll accept the election results'... bruhhhhhhh

Yeah this is gonna turn from celebrating her immeasurable legacy to who her replacement will be in no time at all, because that's how toxic this election cycle is.

I'm honestly afraid to go past 'lower than the world'. One because I'm gong to be in disbelief for the millionth time at how dumb this mother*er is. Two because I might die from asphyxiation from laughing too hard.

Totes slaying. Love it when he goes off on planes and ramps. Say what you want about him, but you can't deny he has his finger on the pulse on the hot issues of the day!

This is up there with one of the great Presidential speeches of all time. Up there when JFK said 'Ask not what your country can do for you but wha- hey so listen this one time I had trouble walking down this ramp and the MSM just blew it totally out of proportion! Also watch me drink some water"

* does this even mean. if you're attracting violent maniacs on the reg, maybe you're the problem?