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"Internet? What's an internet? What are all these plastic numbers and letters in front of my TV? Why's there a rodent on my table? What does this button do? Might have a lie down now." You old girly's rude bits.

Only reporting the truth, old son. Well... strictly speaking there may have been elements of slight speculation in there, but while he's not here to defend himself who really gives a $@&%. :D

Found this profile on the net : BT (Melbourne) - (DOB 23.7.74, Ht 186, Wt 90) - The on-field leader for BigFooty's Melbourne contingent, the popular and consistent contributor struggled to keep up his momentum in 2004, and went missing for long periods at crucial times. His work reporting the...

Does a mean spaghetti sauce, I hear.

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/footy/common/story_page/0,8033,7384763%255E19742,00.html ...Sandringham is in the market for a new coach after its board elected not to renew Graeme Yeats' contract. Yeats has coached Sandringham for the past five years, taking the Zebras to the flag in 2000...

Look out B_20, he'll hit you with his walking stick or poke you in the eye with his pipe.

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Today is BT's birthday, and he's reached the ripe old age of 29. Three cheers for the grumpy old man of the Melbourne board. :D Happy birthday ya pillow-biting two pot screamer.

Interesting duel ahead between Neitz and Martyn... Martyn has absolutely OWNED Neitz over the years, and the final last year was no exception. Neitz turned it on for about five minutes to kick a couple of goals, but didn't get near it the rest of the time. The precision of the midfield's...

The bloke's a friggen halfwit. This is the start of the decline of the Melbourne board. Grab the women and children and run!

Did you spill my pint? **looks at Broadbridge_20 and the laughing BT** OH *!!! I just realised I'm too fat to chase anyone. :(

Those eastern European women are bred tough. Unlike your old lady... rating an 8.5 on the kink-o-meter was the time she swalled a whole bottle of spumante (Aussie chixx are so classy!) and tore herself a new a-hole removing it... literally! :eek: The only warning I got was "here, pull my...

Care to take this outside, pal? Bring beer.

...and then there's plain old SOOOOOOOOOOOFTTTTTTTTT!!

No, one sniff (from about two feet away) was enough for him!

In the unlikely event of a tie-breaker being required, I'm happy to bring out the 95% (yes, thats 190 proof) Polish SPYRITUS. Jaegermeister puts hair on your chest. Spyritus rips it out with pliers.

Don't knock my spew. Haven't had to go the heave in a while, but it was 101 proof last time I did. NOTHING BUT quality!

You filthy liar. How dare you even suggest I drink scotch & coke!

Take no notice folks. It's just BT putting a skirt on after a few too many scotch & cokes.

Re: Re: Re: Last time we played North in an Elimination Final this happened... I'm an adult and that describes me at most of the games I go to now!

And how Melbourne-supporting members of BF were even born then? (Except for you, you old bastard!)

The Briswhiners :D were silly enough to start a posting war with us about a year ago. Weight of numbers on our side meant they gave up after a couple of days of getting flogged by us, despite particularly pathetic individual attempts like Joshhem's 67 posts to himself in one night! ;) One...

Talk about footy for a change. :D :D :D

If it's bike shorts u want, babe... ;)

Bill & Ted's time machine is still f*cked? :confused: Either that or he couldn't push the right buttons with his hands nailed to a f*cking cross. Somebody get the bloke a hammer and some pliers, eh?!

You should find it on here :

The Who recorded an instrumental in the mid 1960s, simply titled "The Ox". :D

Well done on the impending milestone. I'll be glad to help. :) Maybe with Grgic, the best way to kill two birds with one stone would be to bash his and Nicholson's heads together, Three Stooges style, and knock them both out. Might take a few attempts, both seems pretty thick. :D

Yeah but the slab is still drinkable after you've done the whacking. Um hang on.. it's Tooheys so it's not drinkable at all.

$50 and a slab of Tooheys to whack Grgic over the head with :)

What about big Alistair Nicholson's chest mark in the third quarter? Degree of difficulty 9.5! :D :p ;)