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Some bender, eh Deestroy? :D

I felt strange when I woke up on Thursday morning. Knowing my form had been poor, I knew that for the big game I had to perform. Mysteriously I only got 20 minutes of game time, despite kicking a goal in that time. Got dragged, never to see action again. "How can a bloke kick bags of...

I'll let Carlos know you asked about him. :D

Dunno about this as an example. Either way, one kick would have changed the result. Yeeeeeeeessssssssss. Got 'im. Piss off, you're out! :D

It could have been worse.. you could have been lining up at FB on the markologist. :D

Only four blokes in our side that didn't kick goals. They should all be made to do a hundred sit ups after drinking a dozen pints of Guinness.

All team members are equal, so we should all accept responsibility. Take another beer off Dingster on my behalf.

Everyone's second-favourite team?

Is there a stat for pints consumed?

Quite content to use the team posted by blueworms in the season launch thread, so here's the cut & paste. B: 35eye------------------The Hippie----------------Daphne HB: Paulkanga2000---------Aussie_Roo--------------Shinboners C...

No :confused:

The list is just about finalised, unless there are any posters who wish to withdraw before tomorrow's deadline. If so, we do have a replacements lined up for anything except a mass exodus. Currently on the list are : 35eye croode shinboners aussie_roo gonzo smokey paulkanga...

Aye, The Ducks are in! Thanx to Hitman for the reminder.

****! :(

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Stabbed in back by Darkness Eternal You may or may not be aware of this Sly, but the Pagan Ducks have thus far consisted exclusively of Kangaroos supporters. Positions on our list are at a premium, so to prove your commitment to the club, you must conform to our...

So no elbows, headbutts, squirrel grips (BTW, what do you call the one you do on a woman?), karate chops, piledrivers and figure 4 leg-locks? :(

Re: Re: Re: Re: Stabbed in back by Darkness Eternal On two conditions. 1. They have to be blue and white boots. 2. I get to unzip them with my teeth. :D

Awww come on, it's a BIG desk. Plenty of room to move. :p

How would you like to be assistant coach of the Pagan Ducks? Perks of the job include : 1. You get to sit on my lap 2. Endless supply of Darky's Own (homebrew) 3. A free Pagan Ducks uniform, complete with a little pair of shorts I'm sure you'd look great in 4. Very flexible and amicable...

I'd rather be rubbed down (and up) by a beautiful girl too dumb and shallow to be a physio student. :D

Thanx Mobba! :cool:

How about the "MalcolmInThe" Medal :D :p :rolleyes: ok so that was crap :rolleyes: :( Um... the Tim Elliott Medal, for those of us to whom football is but a surreal little fantasy. :o

The Pagan Ducks' lists is just about ready, currently with 23 people signed, and one possible signing. One question though : Can the side be picked on a week to week basis, to give everybody a go via rotation or is there a default line-up of some sort?

Hilly has handballed the Pagan Ducks' captain/coach position to yours truly, and the finer points of the club list are being attended to. Is there a time limit by which this has to be done?

A night out at a T**ty Bar? :D

Why would you care if you are not in this team? Shouldn't you have posted as NIKOFF or one of your other 19 names? :rolleyes:

Argh ****!

Yep, three for Hilly.

Actually we'd best first establish who is available, seeing this might be a task that takes a few minutes a week to do, and time is precious for some. I'm available but have already got the captaincy of the fantasy cricket Allies team, so ou tof fairness I'm keen for someone else to do this...

PAGAN DUCKS PLAYERS VOTE FOR A CAPTAIN AND COACH HERE PLEASE Our listed players are : Aussie_Roo Croode Spidergirl 35eye Daphne Kaz PaulKanga2000 Smokey Gonzo Hilly BackSeatOfATaxi Rooboy96 Shinboners Darky Devo Invisible Mullet Michele KymHodgemansMo Malibu Hotham