Sure mate, I'll just travel back in time to 1943 in the Marvel universe and steal the super serum that made Captain America... and we should be good to go for Tuesday night training.
Don't be cruel, it's not his fault he came here straight from MSN Messenger.
I think the might be the human form of the paper clip that lived on my desktop in the early 00s.
Short answer: No
But you know....I like to look inward...did I reach out to this mysterious and seemingly very old Tarkyn_24 ?...No I didn't.
Do I have any idea about what's going on in this game by round 3? No.
Is this the most time I've ever spent on big footy? Yes
Are the Demons gonna...
Did everyone else have to pay their subs in Etherium on the dark web? Or did I just scammed by buying a fake NFT of used football shorts and socks?
How do they still smell like the 54 year old bloke that wore them virtually last week?
Last time someone backhanded me, the back of their hand looked like the front of their hand. Given it ended up being a normal slap to me I forgave them and just ended their professional career with my front-handed remarks to HR who back-handedly took it to corporate.
Needless to say back or...
Like scoring a 104* in losing cricket side...I prefer to just silently sip on a beer in the corner of the change rooms post game and mutter angrily to myself (but loudly enough for people to hear) that I wish some other dickhead team had recruited me from the protein section of the online Coles.
I feel like I have been correctly viewed as a Whitfield/Ash hybrid that will impact games heavily in my rookie year.
I intend on having little to no personality but a tendency for sleepovers and avoiding officials.
Great first game Demons.
Hopefully my kicking skills improve as I start to...
Fantastic. Just don't get between me and and an umpire coz I've got a bit of Toby Greene to me so I wouldn't want you unfairly floored while I make my way to reprimand an clearly brain-dead umpire.
I'm assuming lightly brushing the umpires is also allowed in the SFA?
Demon's have recruited some youth that have no idea wtf you are on about boy wonder.
However this game works... I'm sure our quality will outplay your litany on nonsense posting.
I'm looking forward to expressing all five love languages on the field in my rookie season.
•Words of affirmation - #lolWonders
•Acts of lace out service
•Receiving gifts between the middle two big sticks
•Quality time on field. I run all day bb
•Physically touching up the Wonderbois/grrlz
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