Xmas cracker jokes ...
Kid: Mum, can I have a dog for Christmas?
Mum: No son, you can have turkey like the rest of us
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Q. Whats yellow and white and goes down the train track at 100kmh?
A. The train driver's egg sandwich
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Q What do you get if...
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught...
A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right...
Her husband said: The cat just died...
She burst into tears and said: How could you be so blunt...
"Daddy why do people hang horses ?" asked my daughter.
"Nobody hangs horses darling " I consoled her "who told you that people hang horses ?".
"I just heard mummy on the phone saying that her new boss was hung like a horse".
A lady to doctor: “My husband talks in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?”
Doctor: “How about giving him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.
Decided to watch a pr0n movie just now. Put the DVD in and all I could see was a bald headed fat slob playing with his utensil. Then I realised I hadn’t turned the TV on!
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