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Well, have at it. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you? I’ll start. - Went to the hairdressers and the hairdresser discovered I had head lice. I was 20 years old. Who the * did I get head lice from? I have a feeling it was Metros Freo. - Shat my pants at the gym

Just had a look and I agree with the MensLib positions wholeheartedly.

The Mens Rights sub is always a good chuckle

😂 And you reckon Bloc Party are a totes sick band. What of it?

Lol you are the pits.

Brazilian wax

* Queensland and WA. God I am so crushed right now. I don’t see much positive about the Labor Party going forward- Tim Hammond was the best potential opposition leader but we all know how that ended up. Albo, Bowen, Plibersek not the real deal.

I met Bob Hawke a few years back when I was a young trade union organiser. We clinked our pint glasses and he was more than willing to have a chat about unions, cricket, whatever. He had time for everyone. My favourite story about Hawkie is the one where he hitched a ride with a random group...

I’m a Labor person but * me I just don’t know if I can bring myself to vote for Patrick ‘Possum’ Gorman (my Labor member). What a twat.

LOL someone talking about how much youths of today suck- groundbreaking. Missed your true calling as a baby boomer.

My boyfriends farts after a night on the booze. Just vile. Like curried egg sandwiches left in the sun.

My boyfriends son is over 200cm and couldn't go on any rides at Movie World. He also has size 15 feet. His feet are seriously freaky. 6'3ish is a good height.

No freckles? That's rough

Glendalock???? I'm shook.

Going to watch some grade cricket tomorrow. Should be good weather for it.

Watching stand up comedy is the worst. Don't know why, but it always just grates me.

Perth turning it on #blessed

I buy Kerastase shampoo and conditioner that costs about $40 a bottle. Gotta keep my locks luscious. No Herbal Essences s**t for me!

Tom Hanks movies 1 Cast Away 2 Sleepless in Seattle 3 You've Got Mail 4 Forrest Gump 5 That Thing You Do

Maccas coffee frappes.

Install!

Can anyone rec a place that does Jarrah floorboards?

Get a bowl. Pour in a bag of zigzags. Then pour in a bag of cheese. Then pour in a bag of chicken. Enjoy

Put an offer on a house today! Can't sleep tonight wondering if we'll get it

RHCP are nothing without this bloke.

Also La Sosta is quite romantic if you get a table out on the balcony. I think if a fella took me there his chances of getting lucky would be quite high. Also yes if she's vegan that's not a great start.

If she's vegan then Raw kitchen is your best option. If she's just vegetarian then surely she can find something to eat pretty much anywhere? La Sosta Italian is really good in freo.

Le Tan in a can is my jam

Went to the toilet and find my boyfriend has shat, flushed and not checked it has actually flushed properly. I feel like this happens at least once every 2 weeks. Why are his shits so big that they don't flush? Fellas explain this to me!

******* Everybody Loves Raymond has got to be one of the worst shows ever made imo! People preferring it to Friends is just blowing my mind.